Joey pulled himself into the car; thankfully it seemed to be ok. He looked around, nothing seemed odd. With the day they'd had so far, it was a bloody miracle. Kaiba walked around to the boot, lifting the hatch to put his coat in. Joey said there was no need, but the brunet refused to wear the 'rag'. As he looked inside, he noticed a small bear. Odd. He didn't remember anything like this before, he picked it up, noticing a note in its hands.

'Kaiba.

Hope you like me, cos I like you. I like you so much I left you a present in your engine. You get to open it at 10am. Kisses.'

The brunet's face paled. Glancing at his watch it was 9.58. He ran around to the passenger door, yanking Joey out.

'Woah what the fuck, Kaiba?' Brown eyes looked angry, 'What you doing?'

'I have a feeling I'm going to be really fucked off in a minuet.' The brunet took 2 steps backwards, taking Joey with him. He stood around 4 metres from the car. He rolled up his sleeve and looked at his watch and then to the car.

3…2…1…nothing. Kaiba took a few steps forward before hearing a rustling noise that caused him to stop.

BOOM.

There it was. He watched as his beloved Porsche burst into flames, starting with the engine. He growled as the shrapnel destroyed the paintwork, tore through the interior and ripped through the metal. It happened in a millisecond, and then the car was no more. His eyes narrows. Now he was beyond pissed. He looked down to the gaping blond.

'You know, it's rude to stare, Joey.' Closing his mouth, the blond turned his head to Seto, his finger still pointing at the burning car, his eyes wide.

'What…just…'

'Apparently, someone is trying to slow us down. Come on.' Joey looked at the car again, swallowing hard. He was starting to think someone wanted them dead, though he had no idea what gave him that impression. He pulled himself forward using the crutches, trying his best to keep up with Kaiba's strides. The brunet was a fast walker anyway, but he was like some sort of ostrich when pissed. His legs were ridiculously long and thin and he looked angry. Just like an ostrich. Joey mused the thought to himself as they walked on. He needed something to cheer him up today and that would have to do. After 10 minuets of silence, Joey was becoming anxious. It had dawned on him that he didn't know where they where going or why and worse yet, he hadn't eaten in like 15 hours!

'Kaiba?' the voice came from a close distance, causing the brunet to spin on one heel and look over his shoulder, he looked at Joey, who looked bored and confused. It was an interesting look.

'Yes?'

'Where are we goin'?' Kaiba looked the man over before speaking.

'To the mansion. I need some things.' His expression remained blank and Joey just stared, before pulling his mouth into a lopsided frown.

'So we're going to the mansion?'

'Yes.'

'Your mansion?'

'Yes.'

'Where it's very possible that everyone hates you and is ready to kill you, steal your body and dispose of it in the woods and then use a clone robot replacement so that no one will ever know about the horrible crime committed and I'll be forced to hobble away with their vast alien knowledge until they hunt me down and take out my brain for an experiment on our species and then enslave the human race as wheat farmers on their otherwise baron planet in another solar system where everyone speaks French?' Kaiba furrowed his brows.

'What the fuck are you on about, mutt?'

'Well…'

'Don't answer that.' He raised his hand, to which Joey shut his mouth. 'I have a secret entrance. We'll use that to get in.'

'Is it super secret and hard to use like that security system?'

'Shut up.'

'…'

'You wait outside.' Joey looked like he was going to scream.

'Why?'

'Because if something goes wrong, I can run and jump and hide, you…can't.'

'And where do I wait oh wise one?' Kaiba walked over, rolling his eyes.

'Here's 20 bucks, go sit in that café or something til I get you.' Joey looked gleeful. Food at last. He took the money, grinning. 'And Wheeler…'

'Don't fucking move.'

'Yes, Cap'in.' Joey hobbled off into the shop before Kaiba walked briskly off. It suddenly dawned on the blond, what Kaiba was about to do. Fuck. He could die. Or be abducted. Or die. Or get eaten by cannibals. Or die. Or be held captive. Or maybe, he could die! Joey sat down. There was only one thing to do,

'Waiter! 3 cheeseburgers!'

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Why hello there!

It's me! Again! Well, who else, really? Writing from my TV as I need a new laptop. Anyway, I'm trying to make my stuff a bit longer, hope you like it n that. Took me ages to write cos I've had a bad day. Energy shots are rank also. Anyway! Have you heard Vanilla Twlight? It's been my repeat song for like 2 month. Saw it on a fanvid on youtube for puzzle and puppyshipping and it fits! The first 2 versus just remind me of Joey and Kaiba sooo much, the violet eyes and 'back to the past' bit of Yami and Yugi, and for some weird reason, the whole song makes me think of Death Note, Light and L…but I don't have the slightest idea why! But I love it. It's amazing.

So! I wanna say a huuuuggeeee thanks to the people who added me on facebook, I feel mega loved. It means so much and also to Steve the Purple Dinosaur for the email. It makes me soooo happy! Especially cos I've felt rubbish all week.

I sent the email by the way for anyone who cares or know what I'm on about. Was a totally wasted effort which made me crummy day worse, but I've told myself I don't care, I did my bit, so screw the rules cos I have chocolate!

Anyway, I'm trying to cut these A/Ns down and failing!

So yeah!

Please R&R

Much lovies so everyone!

x

PS: I think I should change the title of this fic, it doesn't really fit anymore cos I didn't expect to go this way with the story. Any ideas?

MWAH!