"Hi Chase", Alice said with a large smile.
"Umm... hi?" Chases responded softly as he licked his sugar coated, sugar packed ice cream. It was starting to melt down he side of the sugar frosted cone. Ice cream is fine, but this ice cream probably had about 4 times the amount of sugar Chase needed even with his health condition.
"Hi", Alice said again.
"You can't have my ice cream", Chase stated as he started to lick it faster. Alice stared at him; Chase stared back. Alice continued to stare; Chase continued to stare. They both stared at each other relentlessly. It was the most intense staring contest of the year!
"HA! You blinked!" Chase proclaimed in victory!
"Hi, Chase", Alice said once again.
"Oookay. You are officially starting to creep me out."
"I just wanted to give you something." Alice stated.
"Umm... someone... help me?" Chase whispered.
"Gosh, Chase chill out. I just wanted to give you this", Alice said handing Chase a pamphlet.
"What is it?"
"Read it", Alice said.
"I don't wanna", Chase remarked.
"Read it." Alice said with an intense tone.
"Okay... your going to the scary side again..."
"Chase, read the pamphlet."
"(sigh) Fine... Sugar Anonymous?"
Alice smiled.
"I'm not going..."
"Oh yes you are."
"I have to eat sugar! It's my life source!"
"True." Alice replied.
"True?" Chase remarked.
"But you don't need that much sugar."
"I'm not going."
Alice smiled once more; Chase tried to force out a smile, but instead forced out a grin.
"Hello Everyone. Welcome to Sugar's Anonymous."
"Why doesn't someone start off by telling us their name and addiction."
"Hi I'm Brendan and I have a sugar addiction."
"Hi I'm Jordan and I have a sugar addiction."
"Hi I'm Bryce and I have a sugar addiction."
"Hi I'm Jonathan and I have a sugar addiction."
"Hi I'm Trevor and I have a sugar addiction."
"Hi I'm Chase and I don't have an addiction."
"It's okay bud, We were all in denial once. But once you come out of the closet it feels great! Doesn't it guys?" Bryce said.
"Yeah!" The class roared.
"Ughhh I'm not in the closet."
"Yes you are. You're just in denial." Bryce stated.
"No I'm really not." Chase pleaded.
"That's what someone in denial would say."
"Am I in the right class?" Chase asked.
"By the time your done with this class. You won't be afraid to come out of the closet."
"I'm not in the closet."
"Yes you are."
"I'm leaving."
"Don't leave!"
"I'M NOT GAY!"
"So how did Sugar Anonymous go?" Alice asked Chase inquisitively.
"I'm not gay."
"WHAAA!"
WHAAA to the 'I'm not gay' comment or WHAAA to the randomness of the comment? Dun dun DUH! (Chase is not GAY!)