Broken
"Senju Ai is now the head of her clan. As such, a certain level of decorum must be maintained - even as she learns to rain death on Konoha's enemies. The Elemental Nations will remember the Senju clan was feared with good reason." Continuation of: Cosmic Comedy. WARNINGS: Strong OC, OC-centric, Dark, Gore. Rated M for: Adult situations (limes), language and shinobi business.
Secondary warning: Homosexual, bisexual, heterosexual, asexual and transgender characters will be getting significant screen time. If that isn't your cup of tea, please don't read ^_^
Arc 2 – Senju: past, present, future – Chapter 21 – Ties that bind
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~Thursday 9:00 PM, Visitor's sitting room, Main House, Senju District, Konoha~
Don't irk me. Don't annoy me. Don't even breathe wrong right now. I've been so busy with everyone and everything that I haven't eaten since lunch, but frankly there isn't time for that! I have Kakashi, Kosuke-san, Shizune and Jei here with me. We have so much we need ironed out, and it needs to be handled yesterday.
"Kakashi, let's start with the biggest headache. The council. They're going to be shitting kittens when they hear how many I've adopted this time. I had a contingency in place for Savana's gang and the Hatsuhana –that means up to a hundred and fifty people– but this is not something I'd planned for." I begin. I mean, shit! Six-hundred and sixty-eight from the 'adoption pool', a hundred from Savana's gang and the forty-eight from the Hatsuhana, not including Savana's or the Hatsuhana's kids. Eight-hundred and sixteen people. Yes, the council will be shitting kittens for months!
"I can handle the council." Kakashi offers, eye-smiling.
"No, you can't. Not this time. Because there isn't just their bullshit to worry about. The other seven villages know how many I adopted. They'll expect Konoha's Shinobi numbers to balloon in the near future. This could potentially shift the balance of power towards Konoha." I lay it all out for him. Anything that shifts the power balance is a potential breeding ground for fear, paranoia and tension – all the ingredients for broken alliances and eventual war. Not on my watch! Ka-san would NEVER forgive me if I allowed my actions to create problems for Konoha!
"..." Kakashi mulls over that. "I'll need Shikaku to deal with this then. He'll figure something out."
"I figured you'd say that. I have a suggestion to run past him though." I say, going over it in my head one last time. "What if you unofficially declare the Senju clan to be a separate entity within Konoha?"
That trips him up. Even Kosuke-san and Shizune seem shocked by my suggestion. "For what reason?" Kakashi eventually asks.
"I can have them trained and ready for action at all times. We won't accept missions from anyone other than you personally. And our numbers won't have to be tallied with Konoha's official troops. That way our numbers stay constant. The balance of power doesn't officially shift. And if anyone is stupid enough to try to invade our village again, you have immediate access to battalions of shinobi loyal only to me and therefore loyal to the Hokage."
"So you'll create your own Root?" Kakashi asks after thinking it over.
"Root?" I ask, not quite following what he means.
"It's an organization that officially no longer exists. Danzo's organization." I'm explained. Something about that... under the table... hundreds of children Mitokado and Utatane can barter with... and someone just as power hungry and willing to do anything to make Konoha the strongest village in the known world. It fits. They were going to offer Danzo the children in exchange for another shot at power – the power Kakashi robbed them of.
"I'll deal with that in time." I mutter, rubbing my forehead in frustration. "Is this a plausible idea you'd be willing to consider?"
"Not yet. I need more than just 'a separate entity'. What's your plan? How will you make this work?" He asks, his voice a bit demanding. Jei rubs my lower back to help me to calm down, knowing that I just don't have the patience for this right now.
"For all intents and purposes, the Senju District would unofficially become a hidden village within a hidden village. I would have full control over their training, their ranking, assigning any missions you give us. We pay our taxes to you and therefore to the Fire Daimyo. In other words, Konoha's Council, shionbi or otherwise, would have no say in our dealings. That removes them from the equation. You can easily deny that the Senju clan is anything but a clan to the other nations, even to the Fire Lord if the mood strikes you. And seeing as I will allow a number of our clansmen to enter the Academy and become legit Konoha shinobi, you'd legally be right." I lay it all out. Well, most of it. This barely covers half of the shit I'll need arranged before it can become a reality.
"And you'd have no control over them once they become Konoha shinobi?" He seriously doubts that. Logically.
"No more control than any other clan head has over their clansmen." I offer, smiling like the cat that caught the canary. "I'll just have more political ties to manipulate if I want to."
"I'll discuss it, but it sounds plausible to me." He nods. He isn't impressed, per se, but he's carefully going over it nonetheless.
"There's more. I'd want unofficial headbands made for my shinobi – with the Senju clan symbol instead of Konoha's. Only the Senju clansmen would be permitted to wear it, and only if I deem them worthy. I'll also want jet black flak jackets. I already have the masks for our 'Anbu'. We can claim it's a clan quirk, and no one would ever think to question it, given my moniker."
"Hmm." Kakashi thinks that over, slowly, carefully. "I'll keep that in mind. Anything else?"
"Nothing pertaining to Konoha." I admit. The rest is all Senju clan matters, but matters I wouldn't mind him being present as we discuss.
"Kosuke, Shizune, we're to setting up a school here to ensure everyone gets the training they'll need. We're also setting up a hospital to not burden Konoha's resources. I can arrange trade with the other clans to ensure food and other necessities and niceties. We'll also need to set up an unofficial government within the clan." I continue listing the shit I need done. "Shizune, you are the best person for the Hospital. I need you to focus on that, and only on that for now. That means I cannot spare you as Kakashi's aid, or as a fixture at Konoha's Hospital. I'll need you to find a suitable location that is accessible and you'll need to design a new building to house the numbers you think it should handle. You should also consider classrooms for the lessons and trainings of the Medics you'll be responsible for. Both the Usagi and the Senju Healers will be your responsibility from here on out. And you'll need to start arranging periodic appointments with everyone to monitor their physical, emotional and mental health."
"Nn." Shizune nods, not unhappy with her new duties.
"This does not excuse you as Senju Elder, I'm afraid. And seeing as we'll have so much more going on now, that means you'll need an assistant to help you. Select one, train them, and ensure that you're shit is kept in order. And the four nurses, you'll need to start teaching them everything you can. They are your responsibility from now on."
"I'll handle it." She assures me.
"Kosuke. You'll be in charge of the school. It's already your duty to see that everyone in the clan is trained properly, so it only makes sense. That means you'll also need to scout out a location. I would advise it's kept close to the hospital, but that's you're call to make. You'll need to set up appointments with Chiba Juro, his clan runs the civilian schools in Konoha, so he'll know more than you'll ever need to about organizing one and the permits and the like involved. You'll also need to test everyone to judge their skills and offer me reports on both their current rank and how you intend to improve on that. You'll also need to arrange teachers for the classes. I'd recommend selecting primarily from within the clan, but should you need outside help discuss it with me before seeking aid."
"Of couse, Ai-sama." He nods.
"I'll have Savana setting up a Public Affairs office. That way our people will know where to turn if an unforeseen issue crops up that doesn't need my immediate attention. That does mean that she'll have more power than most in the clan, but I believe she can handle it." I think out loud, wondering what else I'm missing. "We'll also need to start arranging a council. A proper council. The head of each nuclear family will have a seat on the Senju General Council, to ensure that all issues can be discussed in a timely fashion. We'll need someone to oversee that, but that's something to figure out another day. We also need to start organizing the clan into families. The orphans need a home, and no one is going without!"
"We'll also need someone to oversee District planning. Things like waterlines and other such bullshit I'd prefer not to deal with. And we really need to get some construction workers we can trust. We're going to be doing a LOT of construction in the foreseeable future."
"Sounds to me like you really do have your hands full, Ai." Kakashi eye-smiles at me again. I groan, but don't disagree.
"Shizune, Kosuke, I need the two of you to think about this tonight. Tomorrow morning, nine AM, we're going to have a general assembly of the Senju clan to start organizing. Oh, and we're having a private meeting at eighty-thirty to discuss what needs to be said to the clan. Kakashi I'll need an answer from you soon. If the council calls a meeting, and they will, I'll need to know what to say. If I don't, I'll just have to wing it and you'll just have to accept whatever comes out of my mouth." I gaze at him, showing him how little I care either way. I am loyal to him and to Konoha, but I'll not be his little pet he can teach to fetch and heel as he pleases.
8-8
~Friday 9:00 AM, main room, Kikyo Castle, Senju District, Konoha~
Everyone's assembled, and I mean EVERYONE of the Senju clan. Tenzo made a podium for the speakers to be more clearly visible, so I'm up here with Shizune, Kosuke-san, Savana, Kouji and Daichi, and Jei – who's flanked by Pou and Raiko.
"Good morning, everyone!" I announce that we're ready to begin, so everyone settles down and takes a seat on the tatami mats Jei'd set up for that purpose. I notice that even the toddlers are quieting down now, seeing that the girls with them are pointing out that 'Ai-sama has something super important to say'... Whatever cooks the rice.
"As you all know, I'm Ai and the current head of clan. Flanking me are Kouji and Daichi, they are my guards. If either of them ever tells you something, assume they offer my words. So listen well to what they have to say." I pause, letting that sink in for a second. "The others here are just as important, so please pay close attention to not just who they are, but what their task is."
"First up is Jei." Jei, Pou and Raiko bow to the clan. "With him are his guards Pou and Rai. Jei's words weigh as heavily as my own here, seeing as he is the future patriarch of our clan. He may not be clan head, but as my husband to be, he's as close as it gets."
"Next is Shizune." Shizune bows to the clan. "She is our Elder, as such unless directly contradicting mine –which they won't– her words hold as much weight. She is also in charge of setting up and running the hospital here in our district. She'll explain more about that in a moment."
"Then we have Kosuke." Kosuke-san bows as well. "He's our head of security, and he's in charge of everyone's training. He'll be setting up a school here. That means that all of you are going to school. You will not relearn something you already know, but know that there is always more to learn. Though the school building is not yet constructed, classes start today. Kosuke will explain more about this shortly."
"Last, but certainly not least, is Savana." Savana bows, but I can tell she feels a little overwhelmed with emotion. "Most of you know that she helps me to organize our clan, and her role has not changed. She is the head of our new Public Affairs office. This means that any and all questions, suggestions and complaints are to be brought to her. She's also the go-to person if you are looking for work. She'll be kept up to date on all job openings, and it's also part of her job to create new jobs for our people. We are however aware than not everyone will start working immediately, but everyone still needs to eat. Soon, Savana will be at that desk over there with forms and passes. She'll explain in a moment what that will mean for you."
"I'm sure most of you are aware that the Senju clan's numbers have ballooned in the past few days. Before I left, we numbered not more than twenty clansmen. I am proud to say we now have more eight hundred!" I give them a moment to let that sink in, but raise my hand soon enough to let the murmuring die down. "None of us have ever had to deal with so unique a situation, and no clan we know of has had a similar experience. We are going to make mistakes, no matter how hard we try not to. Please, I ask that you to be patient with us, but do not let it slide. If you see something, anything, that could be improved upon. Let us know!" I pause, I thank them and bow.
"Savana, if you would?" I pass the floor, hoping to get them to stop clapping and bowing and cheering. I step back, motioning her forward. I can't help but feel comforted that I sense Kouji and Daichi keeping a constant distance from me – I just feel safe with them around. No less paranoid and not scanning around me less, but that's another story.
"Thank you, Ai-sama. Good morning, Senjus!" Savana bows again, her eyes a little shinier when she stands up to address them again. "I have a few very important announcements, so please pay close attention. We'll start with the Senju clan's hierarchy. That means who's in charge of whom." She grabs a large scroll she was holding behind her and motions for two of her boys to come hold it for her. It's probably some Top-Down diagram she drew to help the others visualize this.
"At the very top is of course our Clan Head, Ai-sama. She is in charge of all of us, so you should very carefully listen to everything she has to say. Next to her is her future husband, Jei. They see themselves as partners, so one will not have more say than the other among our people." She explains. Didn't I just say that?
"Below her is the Senju Council of Elders. Currently only Shizune holds the title of Elder, but I imagine that may change in the near future." Wait, is Savana actually tapping that scroll with a wooden pointer?
"Below the Council of Elders is a group called the Shadows. This group is charged with guarding our clan. They keep us safe and they help to train us. The head of the Shadows is none other than Kosuke-sama. I'm sure most of you can guess that Kouji-sama, Daichi-sama, Pou-sama and Rai-sama are Shadow deputies. They work directly under Kosuke-sama, and are charged with guarding our matriarch and patriarch." Wow, we sound so organized on paper.
"Below the Shadows is the Senju General Council. Currently I am the only member of this council, but that will change today. I will explain more about that in a moment. Now, as for the duties of this council. We are charged with keeping the Senju clan and our district organized. As you no doubt know, there are too many things that need to be dealt with for the Elder Council or our clan head. So that falls to us. We will need to seek the approval of the Elders before we can actually do anything, but it is us that makes the plans for our people and it is us that executes these plans." She says that with so much pride. I can't help but feel warm knowing that she'll give her new duties her all.
"Now, organizationally, there is nothing below the General Council. The reason for this is that the head of each nuclear family will have a seat on this Council. This way we can get everyone's direct input and ensure that everyone has a say in how certain things are done. We of the General Council cannot decide the fate of our clan, make no mistake about that. But! If our requests are within reason, I doubt the Elders or the Clan Head will turn us down."
"That brings me to family structures. This is REALLY important, so please bear with me." Savana 'scrolls' further on her scroll. I don't know what she's showing, I can't see from here, but it's likely something to do with the topic. "The Senju clan is divided into two groups: the Main House and the Branch House. The Main House, simply put is anyone that was here a month ago. Everyone else falls into the Branch House. This includes me. To ensure that everyone is given the opportunity to learn what it is to truly be a Senju, everyone will be divided into nuclear families." The explanation continues. Kami-sama, this is going to be such a long day, isn't it.
"Now, the nuclear families will be set up according to a rather odd system, but with a solid foundation. Everyone with Ai-sama's approval will be eligible for the position of 'nuclear family head'. She's already made a list and offered it to me, highlighting that essentially everyone over the age of sixteen is eligible, but not everyone that fits this description is viable. Ai-sama has her reasons for this, of course, seeing as she's tested each person individually before granting them the privilege. That's what the forms are for that you will be filling in. Now, this is where it gets complicated."
"You see, we want to offer you the opportunity to register your life partner as well. And I assure you, whether that person is of the same sex or the opposite sex makes no matter in this clan. For example, I will be registering Sahara-chan as my life partner. We will be given the same rights as any other couple and we are given the same responsibilities. Sahara-chan?" Sahara shyly walks onto the podium and Savana gives her a peck on the lips. All the girls in attendance ooh and aww at the couple's display.
"Moving along." Sahara steps out of the limelight, but keeps close to Savana.
However the first hand is raised, one of girls. Savana points to her and asks what her question is. "Doesn't that just mean that these 'partners' are married couples?"
Savana looks nervous. I can tell she wants to say yes, but that wasn't discussed as yet. I step forward. "I'll answer this one." I assure her. "Yes. These couples will be married according to Senju Clan Law. Though it will not be acknowledged in Konoha as a whole, seeing as I have yet to push for those laws in Konoha's council, here they will be legally registered as married. And seeing as we have no means for divorce, I would advise that you do not take the decision to register as a couple lightly. We mean it when we say 'until death do we part'."
Savana and Sahara share another brief moment, their overwhelming emotions almost bringing me to tears. I also notice that quite a few of Sahara's gang are moved to tears as well. Ah, that's why Sky wasn't a safe place for them, and why Savana's always been so protective of them. A gang of gays and lesbians, interesting. I wonder if Konoha has such a group? Well, other than the group I brought here.
"I'm sorry." Savana wipes away her tears, before turning to me and bowing low. "Thank you, Ai-sama." I wave it off. This isn't something I've ever had a problem with, so why would I prevent them from legalizing their love?
"As I was saying, all couples registered will be required to appoint a 'head' of that couple. Said Head will be offered a seat on the General Council. And the couple will be required to adopt the children in our care. Once we have numbers to work with, I will announce how many children. And those who do not register as a couple but are eligible to, you too will be required to adopt. However, because you will be a 'one parent home', this means that you might not be allowed the same amount as a proper couple, or at least not allowed to adopt the younger one."
"Can you give us an estimate?" Aki asks, not raising his hand or waiting for Savana to call on him. Savana doesn't seem put out by this.
"If no one were to register as a couple, and those adopted into the clan yesterday fifteen and older were to prove themselves as capable as my gang or the Hatsuhana? Perhaps three children per person. However, this doesn't include the Main House, and it negates the twenty-three children the Senju clan already needed to arrange loving homes for." Savana offers. "But that is speculation right now. I'd rather have real numbers to work with, and I won't have said numbers until everyone registers as either a couple, or as single."
"Okay, but what about me then? I'm sixteen, but the person I'd like to register as my wife is fourteen." I can't help but notice how Maki glows and blushes a deep crimson at the same time. Awww!
"So long as the person registered as 'head' is sixteen or older, it's fine." Savana answers evenly, her eyes flicking in my direction to see if I'd object. I nod, fully agreeing with her. However, I notice that Sasuke, Naruto and Dog are waiting by the door.
"Thank you Savana." I walk forward again. She bows low to me, rolling up her scroll and motioning her boys off the podium. I smile a little when Sahara stays by her side. "Now, there seems to be something that needs my immediate attention. I propose we take a short break while I tend to it. Savana, if you and Sahara would man the desk and start the registration process? Hatsuhana ladies, once you register I ask that you start sharing out some refreshments so that everyone can be comfortable for when we reconvene."
They all hop to, so I make my way to the three that likely have nothing but bad news for me. "Council meeting, within the hour." Dog announces without preamble. "Hokage-sama sent this scroll. It contains his answer, he said."
"Aren't you supposed to be minding Konoha's group?" I ask her, wondering how she can be in two places at the same time.
"Shadow Clone." She answers, dispersing herself. Ah, that explains so much. And Kakashi would know that we're kind of paranoid right now, so he won't risk sending an unfamiliar face. Good on him.
"Alright, that explains Dog being here. What's your story?" I turn to Sasuke first. Naruto's probably here for the most troubling update, so I'll just save him for last.
"I've got the Artisan Village people settled in already, but Kujaku and three others are requesting to move into the Senju District. Their Elders agree that offering their four most capable blacksmiths as thanks is the only viable option." Sasuke explains. I just groan. Fuck, more people to organize! At least it's only four though... and this might actually solve some long term issues I've been wrestling with.
"Names and specialities?" I ask. Sasuke isn't the type to not expect me to ask just that.
"Houki, he's a master of elemental enhancements. Kujaku's work you're already familiar with, she likes masking her work as plain and keeping their full capabilities out of sight. Ryuugan has mastered a form of puppetry in his work, so he prefers making things like snake swords. And Suiko, he's is a master armour smith." I'm explained.
"Hmm." I think about it. It wouldn't be such a bad thing to have them working for the Senju clan. "Alright. Send them over. I'll arrange something for them." Sasuke nods and tells me that he'll see me at the meeting. He's gone before I can even wave.
"So what are you here to piss me off with?" I ask Naruto-nii plainly. From the serious look on his face, I know I'm right.
"The Kohaku clan was attacked this morning." He says, balling his hand so tightly that blood is dripping down from where his nails dig into his skin. "They're fine, but I doubt this will be the last attempt. We need your help."
Yeah, I'm going to need to figure out some way that my name is no longer synonymous with 'help'. I rub my forehead, thinking about that. "What is the assumed reason for the attack? Political or simple bigotry?" Akahana and her wife are openly gay, so that isn't something to rule out entirely, but I remember that the other lesser clans have been making some real dick moves recently. It could even be using bigotry as a cover for a political assassination.
"We don't know. There was graffiti on their house suggesting a hate crime, but we can't prove one way or the other." He lays it out for me. Yes, I figured about as much.
"How many are in their clan?" I hate how people just know I'm going to help. And I hate that it's always the people I won't deny that comes to me most often...
"Six. Akahana, her wife and their daughter. Akahana's little brother, his wife and their son."
"Alright. Send clones to pack up everything they own. Bring them here and make sure Akahana knows that she still has to be at the meeting. And she's not to say a word about it either! I don't need the council giving me more of a headache than they already will." I instruct. "And by the way, how's Zanma and company?"
"Hinata and Rika are getting them settled in. You know how those two can be." Naruto smiles but rolls his eyes anyway. I giggle a little, knowing what he means. Those two are probably politely interrogating their new clansmen about everything that ever happened in their lives while taking them shopping and coddling the baby and toddler with them.
"I'll see you at the meeting." Naruto waves, before heading out. I wave at the spot he just occupied, seeing as he doesn't give me a chance to before he leaves.
I barely get to breathe before Jei comes up to me. "I just officiated Savana and Sahara's marriage. They are the first legally wed lesbian couple of the clan. Everyone's wondering if you'll officiate Torku and Saiki's as the first legally wed gay couple. And they're going to start annoying you about you and I tying the knot while we're at it."
I make a shadow clone. "Make a clone of your own. He's to convince my clone why I should marry you and what the fuck the deal is with your summons. I'll make up my mind after that."
"No need. I can explain that here and now." He tells me seriously. "I signed with the Leopards because it makes the most sense. They don't just attack for any reason. They carefully select their prey and they will not give up until that prey is caught. Compare that to the Cranes, who just attack anyone that gets too close? I can't mesh with that mentality. I'd considered the Rabbits, but I want to have an identity that is separate from yours. I want to be my own person."
"And the Slugs?" I ask.
"Who says I didn't sign with the Slugs?" Okay, what!?
"You can only sign one contract?" I remind him.
"Says who? The rules clearly stipulate that you must use the same hand to sign their contract and to summon them. There was never a rule about only signing with one clan." He explains. I gaze at him, trying to wrap my head around that information. I mean, technically that's true. I've read nowhere that any clan requires that. "So I signed with the Leopards with my right hand. They are my sword. And I signed with the Slugs with my left hand. They are my shield."
I try to ignore the tingling down south. I'm supposed to be upset with him. No, wait! I AM still upset with him...! "So why didn't you tell me?"
"I love you, Ai. But if I am going to be your partner, I'm going to need to handle some things on my own. This is just one of those things." He explains seriously. Stop looking at him, Ai. He knows how to press which buttons, and he's manipulating you. "So I summoned Kirira every personal training day, well away from the Usagi. I trained her to eat only what I offer her while in my presence. And I helped better her restraint, so that I can trust her around the Usagi. I've also introduced her to Katsui, my Slug personal summons. They don't really get along yet, but they tolerate each other."
"..." I don't trust myself to answer. He's just saying that so that I'll let him off the hook. It's just a trick, a ploy to manipulate me.
"Ai, I've fought my whole life to control the anger and frustration of being who I am." He feels down about that. Being a pseudo jinchuuriki can't be easy to cope with, but I can't really say I know a lot about it. "The Leopards are the only summons that could possibly understand that. I'm sorry if you cannot accept that, but as my own person I cannot allow you to dictate my choices... just as you would not tolerate me dictating yours."
Fuck! I sigh. That boy has my number. Choosing to just let the matter lie, I walk up to him and wrap my arms around his neck – not to strangle him, mind you. I'm still not happy with him, but I can understand his decision. I sigh when he finally hugs me back. "I'm still pissed." I tell him honestly. "But I respect your decision. Just please talk to me about it next time?"
8-8
~Friday 9:50 AM, Council Chambers, Hokage Tower, Konoha, with a Shadow Clone~
"Senju-sama! Welcome back to Konoha!" Kubo Kumakichi and his buddy Chiba Juro find me before anyone else has half a chance to notice me. Well, the Shinobi all did, but they'll let me come to them.
"Thank you, Kubo-sama, Chiba-sama. I was wondering if I could perhaps have a private meeting with the two of you later today? There are some pressing matters I would need to discuss." I start my schmoozing again. So much shit to handle, so little time.
They share a look, both nodding at the same time. "Of course! Would you have time right after the meeting?" Kuma-kun asks. I wonder about them for a moment. Could they be a couple? It's not impossible, but it's not impossible that they are just platonic friends too.
"That would be ideal." I smile at them, thanking them, and moving on to the next meeting I need set up immediately: Ginza Nao. I quickly make my way to her before I get entangled in any other conversation. "Good Morning, Ginza-sama. It's been a while. How's your family doing?"
"They miss you terribly. We haven't had much business since you went out of town. It seems that we only ever get really good sales when you and your clansmen come calling." She teases. She's lying through her teeth, her store's always busy when I come in. "Choco-sama especially. That girl can shop." She winks at me to show she's just teasing.
"Well, then you'll love what I wish to discuss with you. Could you perhaps come to my district later for a meeting?"
"Of course! Anything for you, Senju-sama!" She announces happily. I can't help but notice how everyone is getting nervous now. I mean, after all, what could I want with a clan that specializes in schools, one that controls bars and theatres, and a kimono making clan? The more shrewd of them are already jumping to conclusions, so why not stoke the flames a little more?
"Aunty Sengo! How've you been?" Yup, add a blacksmith to the fold. And address her as familiarly as possible. I love fucking with people's heads sometimes. "Listen, can you and uncle Sengo come over for lunch? I really need to discuss some private matters."
"Sure. I'll bring Tenten and Yun as well. They've missed you terribly!" Aunty Sengo knows how to work a crowd just like I do. So not asking if she can bring her daughters just twists the kunai into their curiosity that much more. I love it!
"Would you? Good, now I don't have to beg!" I tease her a little. We share a laugh and we have a little small talk before I move onto my next target: Ono Masao. He smiles at me, knowing exactly what I'm doing. Surely Shizune would have put in her resignation by now, and he isn't the type to not ask her why. "Good morning, Masao-sensei. I was wondering if I could steal you away for a half an hour meeting sometime today? I assure you, this will be well worth your time."
"As Ono clan representative or as the head of the hospital?" He asks, smiling. Yup he knows.
"Both, though I cannot discuss the details here." I confirm, though I'm sure he didn't need me to.
"Very well. I can be there for three-fifteen. Is that acceptable?" Political gibberish. If not that time, then it'll simply be another day. We both know I want that meeting today, and I'll simply MAKE the time for him.
"That's fine. I'll see you then." I smile and bow my head in thanks, already making my way to the next targets. And lucky me, they always hang out together, even during meetings and pre-meeting schmoozing.
"Chouza, Inoichi, Shikaku. I'm glad I got the three of you together." I smile, teasing them a little. They each smile indulgently, welcoming me back from my mission. "I was wondering if I could perhaps see the three of you later today? There are matters I would need to discuss with you, and if possible your wives and children? Perhaps over dinner?"
They share a look, wondering about that. It won't be the first time I've had them over for dinner, but it will be the first time I've invited all three of them at once.
"It's just not in me to turn down a home cooked meal." Chouza gives in first. I've had his family over the most, I think, so he knows me well enough to know this is something that'll be worth his time.
"Troublesome, but Yoshino will be upset if I turn you down." Shikaku caves next. He's eyeing me a little closer than normal, so he knows what this might be about –seeing as I've read his suggestions in the scroll Kakashi sent me– but he's curious what else he needs to know about.
It's Inoichi that has the most reservations. He smells trouble, but he knows by now that I'm Hokage-approved trouble. "Alright. We'll be there." I smile, nodding in thanks and remind them that dinner's at sixty-thirty sharp. I still have three more targets and less than four minutes to get a meeting I need set up.
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~Friday 10:00 AM, main room, Kikyo Castle, Senju District, Konoha, with original~
"Alright! Now that everyone's registered!" I announce that we just really need to get back on track. Everyone filters back towards the tatami mats and takes a seat. Most of them are blushing happily, having just legalized their marriage. I can't help but notice how all the newlyweds are sitting together and are holding hands; though I wish I could help it...
"While Savana is tallying and calculating the numbers, Kosuke will explain what his role will be in your lives from now on." I motion Kosuke-san forward, while I make my way into the background.
"Good morning, everyone. As you know I'm in charge of your training. I'll be setting up a school soon, but you're education will not wait until a building is constructed for this. After lunch I will be dividing you into groups and I will assign someone to oversee your group." Kosuke has their undivided attention. There's just something about the air around him that captivates his audience.
"As you can imagine, the toddlers and younger children will be taught different things than those over fifteen. But know that I'll cater to your specific needs." He continues, not missing a beat. "Not all of you will be shinobi or kunoichi, we know that. Some of you will prefer the Healing Arts, others will be drawn to Sealing Arts. However, all of you are required to learn these things. Even if you choose not to be a shinobi, you will be taught as one. Even if you're life's ambition is to be a homemaker, these requirements apply to you. We do not discriminate against any choice, but we will require you learn our ways regardless of your choice."
"Even our Ai-sama continues to push herself, and she will demand no less from each of you." Kosuke rounds off his talk, bowing to the crowd and thanking them for their undivided attention.
I'm jolted from wherever I'd mentally wandered off to –mostly just recalling the glow of the couples I'd just seen wed– when I hear everyone clapping loudly.
"Thank you, Kosuke." I bow my head to him, he bows low in response. "Now, for our final speaker. Shizune?"
"Good morning, everyone. I am Senju Shizune, clan Elder and head of the hospital we still need to build. I'll be in charge of each of you when it comes to your health. Be it physical, emotional or mental, your wellbeing is my primary concern." I can't help but notice how most of the newer Senjus –the girls from Sky especially– are shocked by that. My only guess is that they're not used to people caring about them on that level, let alone someone as important as Shizune.
"I have a rather unique role in our clan. Not only am I charged with monitoring and maintaining your health, but I am charged with training any and all who wish to be Medics. As Kosuke-sama already pointed out, everyone here will be trained in Healing, Sealing and Shinobi Arts, but being skilled in Healing doesn't make you a Medic. Take Ai-sama for example, she is easily our second best Healer, but she sees herself as a kunoichi. There is nothing wrong with either path, but it's a path you must choose for yourself. We will aid you every step of the way, but we cannot and will not force you to choose one option over the other. That is personal, and will be respected as such." She bows and thanks her audience, also receiving a heartfelt wave of applause.
I sense Savana making her way back to the podium, so I know she's crunched the numbers. She'll make her announcement in a moment. "Thank you, Nee-san. Now, you've all heard what we expect of you. You've heard what we offer to you. Before Savana's announcement, I have a few minor things I wish to explain." Wait a minute, I recognize that chakra signature! That little Hagoromo girl, the one that clung to me on O'uzu island. She's making her way to the podium? Her two-tone hair sways wildly as she waddles; something I can't help but find too cute for words. Why is she...?
She seems focused, whatever her intent, she's blocked out the rest of the world to see to it. She finally makes it to the stairs that lead up to us. She seems less sure now, wondering how she's going to get this part done. Another runs up to her, a boy. From the similarities in their chakra I can tell he's her older brother. I can't help but admire his sandy brown hair and the little cross shaped scar on his right cheek – he looks like a little swordsman to me, even though he can't be more than five years old.
"Itama, let me help or you'll fall and hurt yourself." The boy instructs his little sister. Itama? Why does that name sound so familiar to me?
"Kawa!" She exclaims happily, taking his hand as he helps her up the four steps and onto the podium. Once up, she immediately lets go of his hand and starts stomping her little feet, once again focused on her mission. Her sky blue eyes find mine and she runs as fast as her little legs will carry her. I can't help but notice how brightly she's smiling, or how her chakra is filled to the brim with joy and excitement. I don't understand, I'd only seen the girl the once.
Still, the second she's close enough, she latches on to my leg, squealing happily. "I'm sorry, Ai-sama. Itama-chan has been bugging everyone that'll listen about wanting to see you. I've distracted her for as long as I can, but..." The boy doesn't sound like he's five. Too mature, too composed, too responsible. Too level headed.
"It's quite alright." I assure him, squatting down to the little girl's height. "Hi there, Itama-chan." I smile at her brightly. I then offer my hands to her and beckon her to me; indirectly asking for a hug. I mean, come on! Who wouldn't want to hug a cutie like her!
"Ai!" She sounds even more joyous now, letting go of my shin and jumping into my arms. I hug her close to me, glowing when she rubs her nose in the nape of my neck. Once she finds a position she likes, she sighs contently and hugs me a little tighter.
"So, we have Itama here. What's your name?" I turn my attention back to the older brother. He beams, rubbing the back of his head with a goofy grin.
"Name's Kawarama!" He announces proudly. I know I wasn't introduced to these two before, but their names are just so familiar to me. It'll come to me eventually.
"Alright then, Kawarama. Why don't you come over here?" I ask, beckoning him to me. He doesn't hesitate, but I notice he keeps a socially acceptable distance to my left. Well, this actually helps accentuate the point I was about to make, so why the hell not. I switch Itama over to my other hand, and she rubs her nose in the nape of my neck on my right side; once again she fumbles a bit until she finds a position she's comfortable in and sighs contently. With my left hand now free, I reach for Kawarama's left shoulder and pull him closer to me. He resists a bit, but when I look down and smile at him he doesn't care to resist again.
I feel Jei's hand on my lower back not a moment later, just before he kisses my cheek and whispers into my ear, "I'm guessing we're adopting too." I smile, not denying his words. "Alright, but I can't have kids with someone I'm not married to. I have principles you know." I blush hotly, knowing that I can't exactly turn him down now.
"I'm actually glad Kawarama and Itama came up." I address the clan once again, cursing that I'm still blushing so deeply. "I was about to explain one of the Senju clan's core principles. This one regarding family. Everyone here is part of our clan, you bear our symbol, you carry our name. But there is more to it than that. You are our family." Kawarama beams next to me. I look down and smile at him, affectionately mussing his hair a little.
"That means that we need to look out for each other. That means that I want each of you to grow so close that the dividers that once kept us apart blur and eventually fade. There will no longer be a 'Hatsuhana group', there will no longer be 'Savana's gang', there will no longer be 'kids from Sky', or Hagoromo kids. You are Senju. You are our children, our brothers, our sisters. The family units that will be formed today, I want each of you to try to look at each other not as members of a unit, but as family. They will be your children, your brothers and sisters, your parents."
Savana's on the podium with Sahara, both are smiling and blushing. "One last thing. I trust that the Main House clansmen have also registered their marriages? This will be needed before we move on." I glance towards Tenzo and Inaho, smiling that he's holding the baby boy Inaho's been caring for. He nods, smiling happily.
"Yes, Ai-sama, they've all registered." Savana assures me, though I can't say for sure who she knows who I really mean. "Currently only Kosuke-sama and Shizune-sama are unwed. Shizune-sama has been kind enough to offer me the clans register, so I can say this for a fact."
"Good." I nod. "Then I'll leave you to it, Savana."
"Thank you all for your patience with us. I have those numbers for you now." Savana begins. "There are a total of seventy-four married couples in our clan. And just over sixty singles over the age of fifteen that Ai-sama has approved of. Now, that leaves us with some rather daunting numbers, but hear me out!" That's not good.
"If the married couples each take two toddlers and three older children. And the singles each take five older children. Then everyone will be accommodated. I'm suggesting this, because the older children will need less supervision than toddlers. Therefore if one of the parents were to stay at home, or have one of the older children mind the younger ones, we should all manage with our new duties and no one should feel overwhelmed this way."
"That sounds fine to me." I announce. "In fact, I've already found my two. Perhaps Jei would like to select our older three?" I will never ask them to do something I myself would refuse to do. So it's only fair that I offer myself as an example.
"Ai-sama, you are registered as engaged, not wed." Savana informs me, sorrow evident in her tone.
"Easily fixed, isn't that right, Jei?" I turn to him, trying to make this seem like it's my idea. He just kisses my cheek and whispers how he'll get me back for that. I bite my lip, smiling anyway. Savana offers us a form, I sign where I'm meant to and ask Jei to fill it in properly for us.
"Alright, I'll go kid shopping while I'm busy." He teases. "You took a shining to Raiza didn't you?" I smile, my eyes a little watery from pent up emotions.
"Kawarama, I'm going to need you to keep an eye on your Ka-san while I'm busy, okay?" Jei musses the mop of sandy brown hair. "I trust you."
"Nn!" Kawarama's in tears himself, but smiling proudly nonetheless. I can feel Itama crying as well, overwhelmed with what little she must understand of all of this. I can't help but feel guilty that I didn't save their parents... I'll just have to make it up to them, won't I. I hug Itama and Kawarama closer to me. Even if it takes me the rest of my life, I'll make it up to them.
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~Friday 10:15 AM, Council Chambers, Hokage Tower, Konoha, with a Shadow Clone~
Well this is a perfect waste of my time. Shadow clone or not, I could have been organizing the clan, seeing to meetings, negotiating new contracts. I could have been bugging Sasuke-nii about the Artisan group and how they're settling in. Hell, twiddling my thumbs would have been more productive than this shit I'm listening to.
"In reality, I just don't see how what Senju-sama is doing could possibly be seen as a rational, thought out decision." Yes, they're taking turns calling me a bumbling fuckwad that doesn't know what she's doing due to my dearth of years and experience.
"Alright. That's about enough calling me inept for one day. Does anyone have something of substance to talk about, or is this all just about me again?" I keep my tone neutral, my speech pattern mostly polite, AND I'm not bathing anyone in killing intent. They can't say I'm being a whiny little brat for this!
"Senju-sama, you aren't listening-"
"I've heard every word that has been said, but you are quite right. I am not, nor do I plan on, listening to any of it. I am the head of my clan, and my clansmen all approve of this. Hokage-sama is the only one other than a Senju that MIGHT have something to say about it, and he's mysteriously quite silent on the matter. What could two civilian clans –a tradesman and a baker– and a minor shinobi clan believe they could change in this matter?" I try as hard as I can to keep my tone even and my words polite, but I let a little fire seep through to show I don't care about their opinions.
"Why don't we try this. Uchiha-sama, you've heard the details as the Council knows them. What do you have to say on the matter?"
"Nothing. I am not of the Senju clan." Sasuke intones, glad to have this conversation going somewhere else – anywhere else from the drastic drop in his annoyance.
"Uzumaki-sama, the same question."
"I think you can handle it. And you'll come to me if you need a hand. I've got nothing to say." Naruto smiles at me, knowing he's right but offering his aid anyway.
"Hyuuga-sama?"
"Senju matters are best discussed and decided upon by Senju clansmen." Uncle Hiashi offers neutrally. "However, like Uzumaki-sama, I would offer my clan's aid should there be need of it." I thank him, before moving down the line. Other than the Anzai representative that complained earlier, and still chooses to reiterate his complaint, no one feels they have the right to offer anything but their aid should I have need of it.
"Okay. So. Of the entire Shinobi Council, one representative is of the opinion that they can tell me what to do. Does anyone see a pattern?" I wonder out loud. "We are wasting time and energy discussing matters that really should not be discussed in the Konoha Council. And the three that dare to do so, are saying that I have no grasp of the situation I find myself in?"
"Council members, Hokage-sama, I put it to you that not only do I know what I am getting myself into, but I have the means and the support structure to get this sorted out efficiently. Now unless there are more pressing matters, I would advise that we call this a perfect waste of our time and adjourn this meeting immediately." I offer. "Surely we all have more pressing engagements to attend to, after all."
I can't help cackle on the inside when I notice how everyone that knows me well enough is fighting to not burst into laughter, especially now that the idiots are cowed and embarrassed.
-I'm at the gates of Sand. I'm already through and en route to the Kazakage. You've got fifteen minutes to get the Sand group ready.- Naruto's clone announces. I don't worry at all, it'll be handled. My job will be nicely wrapped up once I get Chiba and Kubo to the Senju District for that meeting.
"Yes, I have something that I believe is worthy of the Council's time." Kohaku Akahana announces. She's going to bring up the attack on her family, no doubt. I wonder if I could use this as entry talks for legalizing same sex marriages in Konoha? Or, if that fails, just getting the word out that I would offer a home to any that are homeless due to sexual orientation? Let's see exactly how Akahana brings her story and wing it from there.
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~Friday 10:45 AM, random room, Kazekage Tower, Sand Village, with a Shadow Clone~
I'm the first one through the portal, sending the signal for the others to follow. I try to study the room I find myself in, but really don't care too much. It all looks like smooth sandstone, and there's a long, stone table where the Kazekage is and some random Sand Shinobi meant to register the kids coming through. I bow to them, careful to keep out of the way of the children filing in.
"Senju-sama, it's a pleasure to see you again." The Fourth Kazakage announces. I bow to him specifically this time, mirroring his statement. "I assume my children will remain as guests in Konoha for the foreseeable future?"
"Yes, Kazakage-dono. I've afforded them every comfort my clan can offer. They have a private house and I have servants at their beck and call." I assure him. All political babbling, of course. He wants to know his children are being cared for, whether they can fend for themselves or not is irrelevant.
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~Friday 11:00 AM, main room, Kikyo Castle, Senju District, Konoha, with original~
With everything sorted out, more or less, and a shadow clone already dispersing to inform me that the Sand group is in their home village and are being processed as we speak, all I need to do is officially register my new children.
Jei selected Raiza and two boys I'm unfamiliar with – they were of the group that saw me slaughter those Chuunin and Genin in Sky, but they seem to be at ease around me. Seeing as I'd simply refused special treatment, we're fifteenth in line to register. And no matter how many times the others offer me to go ahead of them, I'm turning them down.
"So, Itama, Kawarama and Raiza I already know. What are your names?" I turn to the boys. Both are ten years old. One has white hair and gorgeous, soft, hazel eyes, the other has black hair and jade eyes. They're about the same height – shorter than me, thank Kami-sama, but I can tell they'll be taller than me in no time at all.
"Nisshou." The white haired one announces. He seems quite shy, and doesn't make eye contact at all.
"I'm Tanyu, Ai-sama. Can I just say that I'm totally psyched to be part of your family! I saw what you did back in Sky. How you defeated all those Shinobi! I really appreciate you saving us when they tried to kill us! Dying seems like such a drag, so I don't plan on dying any time soon!" The black haired is clearly the chatty type. I can handle that.
"Ah, ah! Call me Ka-san, okay?" I wink at Tanyu. He blushes and rubs the back of his head, clearly pleased but a bit embarrassed too.
"Sorry, Ka-san. I'll try to remember that. I guess this means you're our Tou-san then?" Tanyu turns to Jei, who smiles nods at his question. Itama looks up and at Jei, her bright blue eyes studying him for a long moment. Almost as if coming to a decision, she reaches out for him, beckoning him to take her.
"Alright, princess." Jei caves almost immediately, taking Itama into his arms. I can't help but squeal when he kisses her brow and she snuggles up to him. "Ai." Jei glares at me, almost daring me to call him cute right now
"Yes, Jei. You look too cute for words. You know it. Don't fight it. Fatherhood looks good on you. Isn't that right Kawa-kun?" I scoop Kawarama up into my arms, just like how I was holding Itama a moment earlier. He doesn't snuggle up to me though, causing me to pout at him.
"They're alright, I guess." Kawarama answers neutrally. I just pout even more at him.
"Woe is me, barely a day together and already Kawa-kun's picked his Tou-san over his Ka-san." I dramatise, getting a giggle out of Raiza and a few chuckles out of Tanyu and Nisshou.
"What'd you expect? Us guys got to stick together." Kawarama and Jei fist bump. Good Kami-sama! They're already teaming up?
"Ita-chan, Raiza-chan, you know we can't let them win just because they outnumber us, right?" I rally the troops. Raiza smirks, huddling up with me, and Itama glares grumpily at her Tou-san, almost daring him to be rude to me. CYUUUUUUUUTE!
"Ai, isn't Itama a bit young to learn to manipulate her Tou-san?" Jei complains, glaring at me.
"No~ooooooo!" I say happily. "Besides, our eldest and youngest are girls. They need to learn how to handle you guys as soon as possible."
"Ah, that reminds me. We'll need to start their training soon. Kosuke said their classes start after lunch, so I figure we can start their training after dinner?" Jei really does understand me. I kiss him, glad that I didn't even have to bring this up myself.
"That sounds perfect. You take them for Taijutsu, weapons and tools, and I take them for Sealing and Healing?" I offer.
"Sounds good. Think you guys can handle that?" Jei asks the kids. Itama doesn't seem to care, so she just snuggles back up to him. The others are all psyched though. "And Raiza, as our eldest, you do realize that we'll be counting on you most, right?"
"N-nn." Raiza bobs her head, unsure what that even entails.
"He means that if there's something we need arranged quickly, we're likely to just tell you and have you arrange it with the others. And if something comes up and we're both busy, we'll be leaving you in charge of our brat pack. It's a lot of responsibility, but we think you can handle it." I explain a bit more clearly. "It also means that we're likely to push you harder than the others, and there will be times it'll seem unfair. We know this, but we also know that you won't let us down."
"... you're really counting on... m-me?" Raiza seems almost stunned.
"Of course! If I can't count on my eldest daughter, then who?" I ask, brushing a few stray strands of hair out of her face. "Besides, I need to have someone around to teach my more... interesting tricks and techniques to. I can't imagine the boys wanting to learn my hair jutsus, whether Jiraiya of the Sannin taught them to me or not."
Poor Raiza's in tears, unable to keep them at bay any longer. "Aw, sweetie. I didn't mean to make you emotional." I hug her, letting her hide her face in my neck. Kawarama hugs her too, whispering to her that it's okay to cry sometimes. Her shoulders start shaking, overwhelmed with the cocktail of emotion assailing her. I sense her gratitude, guilt, shame, hope, fear, and at the very core of it all... the beginnings of love blossoming within her.
"Come on, guys. This calls for a group hug." Jei tugs Tanyu and Nisshou along as we all sandwich poor Raiza in the middle of us. That only seems to make her cry more, but I think this is the kind of crying her heart and soul need to heal, even if only a little.
"Hey, Ai-chan. You making little girls cry again?" Hayama-sensei teases. I look towards him, seeing five brats alongside him and Ayame-nee. Interestingly, he took the seventeen year old Genin from Sky, the first one that laid down his headband and weapons. He also took the Hagoromo girl with part of her right forearm missing.
"We all need a good cry sometimes, sensei." I tell him, smiling brightly even though I'm crying a little myself. "I figured you'd want to take her, by the way."
Sensei scoops the girl I'm talking about up into his arms, blowing a raspberry into her neck. "Like I told Nozomi-chan, we can understand each other." He says, teasing a blush and a smile from her. She hugs him a little tighter, glowing from the blooming bond between them.
"You know I'll want-"
"Manabu to have a look at her so he can start working on a prosthetic hand for her. Yeah, I know. I've already made an appointment for this evening." Hayama-sensei finishes for me. I smile and nod, nudging my family up since the cue is moving again.
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End chapter 21
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A/N: Updated October 13th, 2015.