Well the harem pole is officially closed. im not gonna say who the winners are your just gonna have to read to find out. In other news, im back in college so im probably gonna update this story at minimum twice a month. As i said on my one piece story i am going to alternate writing chapters for each. Tbh i enjoy writing the one piece one more cuz its current and lets be honest here it is the DBZ of the 2000's+. Also if someone who can draw or use paint really well wants to make a version of kakarot i will gladly feature it as the Cover for the story and give you credit in the story summary or in these pre-chapter things like this. Pm me for detail about what the drawing/Image needs to have and to recieve the email it needs to be sent to for consideration. Pls only images created by you as if it is an image not made by you i wont be getting sued you will because, Disclaimer: I accept no responsibility for drawing you choose to pass as your own, let it be know i asked for drawing made by fans of this fan faction story and not previously made works by author or artist not affiliated with said story. By submitting work that is not yours and trying to pass it as your own you accept the legal ramifications of that action.

AreYouUpdating: Reviews only motivate me when they actually consist of a review of what i have written.

NoNameNow: Go on you tube and search Was Yamcha helpful in DBZ (spell out the words) by laughingstock media. He deserves the bashing cuz he sucks.

Bittersteel: I dont feel like trunks was stronger because he was the offspring of vegeta and bulma. I feel it was the fact he had the tools at his disposal to get much stronger i mean a gravity chamber vs a mother who is off her rocker. Also have to remember that he is a year older then goten so he should always be stronger if they train the same until aging takes effect. Vegeta was genetically destine to start as stronger than Goku there is no doubt about that but the old adage goes hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard. Thats all goku has done is work hard. Goku didnt grow up on a planet with 10x the weight of gravity, or receive special training to control his oozaru form, or ever ever learn how to properly overcome his tail 's pride has always seemed to be an incredibly large speed bump to his power. Like on Namek the man got like a zenkai bost every 3 episodes and kept exclaiming he was a super saiyan. As for the special boost wasnt that holy water just tap water cuz Korin couldn't find the real water and the boost was really just the training it takes one to get up the tower. When goku did get the real water it only increased his power level by 80. The training from a god was kind of a bonus like you've been such a good customer of LIFE here is some free training for you. Vegeta is really eligible for that so i cant really say any more on that part. SSj 3the other levels before it can be trained so while it takes a lot out of them now if properly trained one could probably reach mastery of it without being dead. As for vegeta's training he is really just playing catch up to Goku's zenkai boost. Since the the Saiyan arc goku has gotten at least one Zenkai boost per villian i dont think he got one with cell tho because the heart virus and the death. What really fucked vegeta up was when Frieza killed him and he blew him self up against fat buu that cost him a lot of Zenkai boost power.

SomeDude: Groin shots are illegal

Turlus: To me Yamcha was dead from then on. The other two humans, Krillin and Tien, one can fight an android (and not get impaled) and the other can temporarily hold off buu but this one some how gets a hole in his chest. and go watch the video i was talking about earlier.

Azure Saiyan: Basically its goku times 1.5

Just so you know its at least 3k of words all my chapters are gonna have at least 3k words from now on more if i can figure out how to turn a 20 minute anime with 10 minutes of filler comedy into a more story centric piece


"Congratulations" Krillin tells the saiyan while still looking a bit green. "Did you really have to rip his wings off?"

"It was a legend building move. Think about it all those people who saw will go tell others about what I'm capable of, hopefully it will bring out stronger fighters next time." Kakarot explained

"That was certainly an interesting match" the announcer said "We will begin the next round as soon we get ring cleaned up"

"Where did Master Roshi go?" Krillin asked after looking over the audience

"I didn't see him when I was fighting. His scent is here though so he is somewhere in the area." Kakarot said

"Good job Kakarot" Bulma and Launch said in unison

Slowly taking off Kakarot rose to where he could make eye contact over the back wall of the ring.

"Thank you" the saiyan replied

"Have either of you seen MAster Roshi?" Krillin asked as he jump on top of he wall

"No we haven't seen him since the preliminaries" Launch informed the two

"Oh well, I'm going to cafeteria you coming?" Kakarot asked the bald monk

"Sure" Krillin said as he followed the warrior


"Hey cutie" Jackie Chun said to the purple haired woman

"Hello" Ranfan replied as she reapplied her lipstick

"So who you fighting against?" Jackie Chun asked the beautiful woman

"Him" Ranfan pointed at the tall man meditating.

'You can feel the determination pouring from this man.' Chun thought as got closer to him 'What has him so determined?'

Focusing on the man Chun is able to see into his mind and see that he is here because his village is in a drought and he wants to buy water with the prize money

"Hey" Chun said as he nudged the man

"Yes" Nam responded

"Its a shame about your village" Chun said

"What how do you know?" Nam asked surprised at the strangers knowledge

"Come and talk with me" Chun said as he and Nam walked off together


"Good they have food ." Kakarot said as he sat at the table filled with meats, rice, and fish.

In the cafeteria area was a medium sized room with a large round table filled with many different foods, and a tv with live feed of the right. Another one of the contestants was in the room, Nam, was meditating in the room instead of enjoying a meal.

"You're still hungry?" Krillin asked the saiyan "I thought you just came in here to relax not eat again"

"I didn't get to eat enough before. Since they have tv's in here I can stay and eat my fill while watching the competition." Kakarot explained "What is this raw fish and rice stuff?"

"Its sushi." Krillin said

"Grrrrrrrgrrgrgrgr" a noise could be heard disrupting the conversation.

"If your stomach is making that sound I suggest you eat something." Kakarot said looking at the Indian man from which the sound originated

"No thank you." The man said

"Suite yourself. This sushi stuff is good. Can Bulma make this for me?" Kakarot asked as he ate more of the fish rice combo's and variations.

"Probably" Krillin said.

"Our next match will begin shortly. It is Ranfan vs Nam ." The tv said

"I'm after these" Krillin said with a smile

"Fair warning. His power level is 100."

"So?" Krillin said not understanding the significance of the number.

"Your power level is 82. He is basically 20% stronger than you. I'm not saying you can't beat him its just going to take some luck and strategy." Kakarot said as he continued to eat

"Don't worry I'll win" Krillin said with a chuckle as he sat down at the table and ate a rice ball

"Can i get some more meat?" Kakarot asked the kitchen staff who were utterly shocked and disgusted by the amount of food the boy had already ate


"Our second match shall begin shortly. Will Ranfan and Nam please report to the arena" the announcer boomed over the intercom

The two fighters stepped in the ring. Nam was first. He was a tall and muscular indian man wearing a white turban, an orange gi that covered one shoulder and matching orange pants. One could feel the aura of seriousness that flowed from the man.

Ranfan followed the stoic man. She was a short woman with very curly purple hair. She wore a blue sleeveless shirt, military green pants, and high top sneakers. The beauty mark on her face being her distinguishing characteristic.

"Ready. Begin." the announcer shouted

Nam immediately shifted into his fighting stance. Ranfan responded by winking at the man. The simple action caused nam to become flustered and take his eyes off the purple haired woman. With her opponent not paying attention Ranfan went on the offensive. Charging towards the indian man Ranfan began her assault with a swift right jab to the stomach of Nam. The blow knocked the air out of Nam and caused him to hunch over holding his stomach. Ranfan spun clock wise raising her leg at the same time, completing her rotation Ranfan's foot connected with Nam's face. Continuing her attack Ranfan clasped her hands together before bringing them down on top of Nam's head. Ranfan finished her combo with a knee aimed at Nam's head, but nam had finally regained himself and jumped back avoiding the strike.

"Grrr" Nam said as he shook off the attack.

'While she is physically an ok fighter for a human she at least knows how to make the best of what she has' KAkarot thought after watching the combo

"Wow just when it looked like Ranfan was going to finish him off Nam came back to reality and barely dodged the attack" the announcer said

"I will not fail my people are counting on me." Nam said as he cocked his fist back

"Ahhh" Ranfan screamed throwing Nam off as his punch went from full speed to a limping crawl. The punch made contact, lightly on the woman's bicep.

"Oooooowwwww" Ranfan shouted as she feel to her knees holding her arm

"It seems Nam has caused Ranfan to cry." The announcer said

"How could you hit a woman?" Ranfan cried

Nam just stood there mouth agape in shock.

'Idiot what are you waiting for finish her.' Kakarot thought as he drank yet another gallon of water.

"A-are you ok?" Nam asked

"How dare you make a such a pretty girl cry!" Jackie Chun shouted

"I-ts ok." Nam said as he tied to get closer to console the crying woman.

Ranfan suddenly stopped crying and sent a bright red fist flying at the indian man. The sneak attack worked as the red hot fist made contact with Nam's midsection

"Aaaaaarrrrggghhhhh" Nam shrieked as he once again was left holding his midsection "It burns!"

"That's my heat fist." Ranfan said as she blew off her cooling fist

"If that's the way you want to fight i will no longer hold back" Nam said as the effect of the punch were beginning to wear off. "I will come at you with intent to win" Nam said as he got into his fighting stance, legs spread and arms up his hands in a karate chop position.

'The hell now you intend to win? I hope she beats you for going at this fight half assed there is a reason she made it this far' Kakarot while simultaneously hoping he won so he could teach him a lesson on Saiyan thought of going half assed into battle.

"Aww your cute when you mad" Ranfan said in a flirty voice

Nam finally on the offensive attacked Ranfan with a chop aimed at he head. Ranfan barely dodged the attack as she back flipped back so a safer one for defense Ranfan launched a roundhouse kick aimed for the man's head. Nam easily stopped the attack with just his hand, showing no sign that the attack even registered. Now worried about the failed attack Ranfan jumped into the air intent on smashing Nam in the head as she brought her first down at her opponents head. Just as with the kick Nam easily blocked the attack.

'Her fighting style is not bad. With training it could be very effect.' Kakarot analyzed

"Looks like i have to pull out my trump card" Ranfan said as she started taking her shirt off

"WAAAAA" Nam shouted completely blindsided by her action

"AAAAAAHHHH" Jackie Chun said as his nose started pouring blood

"Ranfan appears to have resulted to stripping." The announcer said looking noticeably more red.

With her clothes removed the spectators could now see that Ranfan was a grown woman. Her body was an hour glass shape with ivory skin. Kakarot noticed that her body was more developed than Bulma's, her chest and hips easily 2 sizes bigger than the teens. Her light pink lingerie hugged her body perfectly showing how perky her chest was and how firm her ass was. Her voluptuous as easily making the thong she wore disappear into it.

Suddenly a red tower shot up into the air.

"Is that Jackie Chun?" the announcer said as he saw the contestant on top of the tower "Oh my thats a nose bleed. Can some medics please go see to him."

"That is definitely familiar" Kakarot said as he doused his steak with the Monks special brand of sauce.

Several catcalls could be heard coming from the audience ranging from "Hey Baby" to things so filthy they would make a porn star look like the virgin Mary.

"I would like to remind everyone that children are present so could you please refrain from using vulgar words or phrases" the announcer added

"Do you like what you see?" Ranfan asked as she bit her lip

"Why are you naked!?" Nam said avoiding eye contact while his face was the color of a ripe tomato that fell in red paint.

"Whats wrong dont you like what you see?" Ranfan said as she felt up and down her body before blowing a kiss to the Indian.

Ranfan began seductively walking towards the man, he bottom switching catching almost all the males attention. As she got closer Nam began to takes steps back as she grew closer to him.

"It appears Ranfan... words... tournament" The announcer said eyes locked on the woman

"Sir" the monk who worked the PA system said as he poked the announcer

"Oh! Yeah! I don't know what more amazing, Ranfan's "strategy" or the fact that Jackie Chun is being held in the air by only his still bleeding nose." The announcer said not sure which to look at more

Nam quickly ran out of space to back up as he was now on the edge of the ring.

'If i close my eyes then i wont have to look.' Nam thought as he closed his eyes

"And it looks like Nam has decided to take his eyes out of the contest." the announcer said

"Now your harpie effects won't work on me." Nam said with a smirk.

"We will see" Ranfan said with a flirtatious giggle

Upon hearing the giggle the indian man's face once again glowed red with blush.

Seeing her chance to strike the purple haired woman took it. Just poking the man in the head he fell back out of the ring.

"Aaaahhhhhh" the audience let out a loud gasp

"Winner by ring out Ranfan!" the Announcer shouted

"Told him he should have ate something" Kakarot said as he ate another chunk of meat

"I have failed my people but we will still have water" Nam said as he felt the capsules in his pocket. "Well at least i won't have to fight that Kakarot guy."

"Oh crap that is who i have to fight next" Ranfan said having been on cloud 9 before brutally crashing to earth.


"Match number three will begin shortly. Will Chappa and Krillin please report to the ring." The announcer called

Chappa was the first to enter the ring. A taller more muscular version of of Nam. His skin was darker and he didn't not wear a turban leaving all to see his curly afro but he too wore the monk clothes his a single color. Where Nam had been stoic, Chappa had an almost smug grin on his goateed face. Krillin followed shortly. Appearing more as a bald doll, dressed in the loud orange of the Turtle School uniform.

"In the west side we have Krillin of the Turtle School, and in the east We have the former champion of the 20th Tenkaichi Budōkai, King Choppa." The announcer introduced the fighters.

"Yea lets go Krillin" Bulma shouted as launch applauded

"They could have given me more than a mere child" Chappa said as he got in a crane stance

"Ill show you" Krillin said as he countered with a monkey stance

"Begin!" The announcer shouted

Krillin was the first to react and charged towards the King. Krillin's first attack was a palm strike aimed at chest of the man. Chappa easily evaded the move. Seeing his attack miss Krillin then launched a side kick only for that too to be evaded.

"You will have to be faster than that" Chappa said with a chuckle "Let me demonstrate"

Chappa came at Krillin launching several punches in the span of 2 seconds. Krillin tried to block all of the blows but could only react to the first one. The other 4 punches hit Krillin all over the upper body.

"Oh Kami" Krillin said as he could feel the effect of the blows "I didn't even see all the punches" Krillin said as he tried to figure out if he need to hold his head or eye or maybe his chest

"I told you he is stronger than you." Kakarot said having exited the cafeteria and was now sitting on the back wall of the ring. "If you focus you should be able to see them but if you do that you wont have peak physical focus to block every punch."

"But you still said I could win" Krillin said as took a deep breath and focused

"You can't win" Chappa said As he launched another barrage of punches at the monk turtle.

With his new level of focus Krillin was able to see the attacks. True to Kakarot's word he was able to block 4 out of every 5 punches. Krillin didn't take that hit in vain as he countered the 5th punch with one of his own.

"This is amazing the fighters are trading blow for blow." The announcer said only able to see the occasional punch from the melee. The clash end when Chappa punched at Krillin's stomach only to have the boy block the strike and slide back.

"I must say for a child you have a surprising amount of physical strength. You have talent but it is not enough to beat me." Chappa said as he cracked his neck "Eight Arm Fist." Chappa said as his arms began punching the air, each punch faster than the last til it seemed the fighter had 8 arms.

"Woah" Krillin said not sure how the man had suddenly sprouted 6 extra arms

Krillin was defenseless against the onslaught as he was unable to react quick enough to the strikes which seem to have at least double in speed compared to the last barrage. When going to block one punch three would hit him before he realized it. The vicious attack continued for what seemed like ages to the former monk before Choppa jumped back a light sweat upon his brow.

"This was amazing ladies and gentlemen. King Choppa swarmed Krillin with what appeared to be at least 50 punches in 1 minute and he is still standing." the announcer said wishing he had high speed replay

"Do you think Krillin is ok?" Launch asked genuinely worried about the boy

"I don't know? I know Kakarot could withstand that but the again I've seen him jump off mountains just to test his own durability." Bulma said remembering the first of many times she almost went into premature labor.

"It was 843. I threw 1000 punches but he managed to block 157. By block i mean he reacted to a punch i threw 5 punches too late." Choppa said with a smirk. "And while he is standing nobody's home"

"What is that true?" the announcer said as he reevaluated the monk turtle and noticed that he had a thousand yard stare. Waving his head in front of the boys face the announcer recieved no signal he was home. Looking over to a judge and receiving a quick nod he began the count down. "1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10! Winner by TKO Choppa" the announcer said

"Told him" Kakarot said as got off of the wall

"I will give the kid credit, to remain standing even when out cold is remarkable" Choppa said as he exited the ring.

"800 punches... I hope Krillin is ok." Bulma said worrying about her noseless friend

"I hope so too. That looked like it really hurt" Launch added

"Bulma" Kakarot called as he floated up over the wall

"Yes?" Bulma replied

"Can you make sushi?" Kakarot asked

"I can" Launch interjected

"Ok. Can you make me some?" Kakarot asked

"Yea mean like right now?" Launch replied

"No, they have sushi in the cafeteria area, I mean after the fights concluded when we go back to that place we stayed the night at." Kakarot informed the bi persoanilited person

"In that case yes I can." Launch said with a smile

"Alright thank you" Kakarot said as he landed and went back into the cafeteria area

"Your welcome" Launch replied face as red as Nam's was earlier luckily Kakarot's back was to her when she said it

"Well there you have it ladies and gentlemen three out of our four matches have been decided we will have our last match Jackie Chun Vs Bacterian shortly. If Chun can be given a blood transfusion in time. Is all that cleaned up back there? Oh Kami that's never gonna come off the time" The announcer said looking at the cleaned up version of the mess


Well what does everyone think? And go read my one piece story its really getting good or at least i think so. Ang everyone mmight as well go watch that video on the weakling that is yamcha.