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Requested by: Cookie
Characters: Naruto, Sasuke and Kiba.
Situation: Naruto and Sasuke are stuck babysitting Kakashi's dog-summons when he gets hospitalized. They won't leave until they know he's okay, so the two boys are stuck taking care of them. The problem is, they're a pain in the butt! So, they enlist the help of the only person they know who can solve their problem: Kiba.
Pairings: No Pairings.

A/N: OMG, an update! It's a miracle. :flails arms: I really need to get this done :winces: I'm SO sorry to everyone who requested. I know I've been neglecting it :feels bad: I'll try and work harder, honest!

Disclaimer: I stole all of K. Masashi's art, so... they're sorta mine... right?

Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto grumbled as they walked down the street. Both had their hands in their pockets, and both continued to shoot glances over their shoulders. The villagers were staring at them oddly; occasionally, a small child would point and snicker. The two boys found nothing about this funny.

Behind them was a team of dogs, all of them singing some random song as they trudged after the two annoyed boys. They were Kakashi's summoned-dogs. They'd been following the two boys for close to four hours. Naruto was ready to go insane, Sasuke not far behind.

Hatake Kakashi had gotten injured during his last mission after having summoned his nin-dogs. They'd carried him back to Konoha and brought him to the hospital, but then, they'd refused to leave until they knew Kakashi was better. As dogs couldn't simply stay in the hospital, the doctor had called Kakashi's team to come take care of them. Sakura was away on a mission, so that left only Naruto and Sasuke.

Neither were pleased to find out they'd been called in as babysitters.

After twenty minutes of trying to convince the dogs to return home, only to be ignored, they'd sighed and left the hospital with the dogs following behind them. In all honestly, had the dogs been unable to talk, they wouldn't have been as annoying as they currently were. It was one thing to have your ears talked off, but—dogs were horrid singers.

"Will you shut up!" Naruto hollered angrily as he spun around. "Dammit, why can't you just poof back to wherever the hell you came from and wait for Kakashi to summon you back?!"

"Because we want to make sure he's all right." Pakkun insisted with a frown. "He's our friend."

"And you're driving us insane!" Naruto hollered before turning to Sasuke. "They're driving you insane, right?"

"Yes."

"See?! You're driving us insane!"

"Well, if you'd bring us home and let us eat and entertain ourselves or something, this wouldn't be a problem." Gunther—another one of the dogs wearing sunglasses, resembling a German Shepard—said.

Both boys shared a look before pointing at the other. "His place."

"Teme, I don't even like dogs!"

"Neither do I, dobe!"

"Hey!" Bubba—one of the largest dogs present, resembling a bulldog—snapped. "We're standing right here!"

"Yeah, which is exactly the problem!" Naruto tugged at his hair before pointing at the Uchiha. "My apartment is tiny compared to your behemoth of a house!"

Sasuke growled, knowing it was true. Bubba alone would take up the whole kitchen at Naruto's place. Sasuke's house really was the only option.

With a growl, the Uchiha started towards his house. "Come on, dobe."

"Eh?! Why do I have to go, too?!"

"Because, this is like a mission, and we were both called in, so you have to stay with me."

"No way!" Naruto turned to bolt but Sasuke grabbed the back of his jacket, hauling him back. The blond let out a yelp, glaring at Sasuke.

"If I suffer, so do you. Come on."

"Oi! Oi! Sasuke!" Naruto hollered as the raven dragged him towards the Uchiha compound, the dogs following.

They got inside Sasuke's house and the raven headed for the kitchen, opening the cupboards and fridge. He had nothing but cereal, milk, and vegetables. This wasn't looking good, and he was not going to be going out to buy meat just for a couple of damn dogs. Especially since they weren't his.

"Dammit, why did Kakashi have to get injured?" He slammed the fridge shut and leaned back against it, crossing his arms. Naruto was sitting down at the kitchen table, looking at Sasuke. "I don't imagine you have anything to feed the dogs."

"You mean other than ramen? Nope." He buried his face in his arms, which were resting on the table.

Both were silent as the dogs began singing in the living room again, Sasuke growling in annoyance. "There has to be someone we can dump them on."

"Someone stupid?" Naruto snorted. "Nobody would ever willingly choose to keep dogs. The only one stupid enough to actually want a dog is—"

Naruto's head snapped up as he and Sasuke locked eyes. They both bolted from the kitchen, rushing into the living room. They ushered the dogs towards the front door before running out, heading in the direction of the Inuzuka clan. Kiba liked dogs. Heck, Kiba had a dog. Surely the brunette wouldn't mind keeping them for a while. At least he had food for them.

They reached Kiba's house and Naruto practically plowed the door down as he knocked, Kiba opening it a second later.

"Kiba!" Naruto hurled himself at the other boy, hugging him. "You like dogs, right?"

"Get off me." Kiba shoved him away. "And yes, why?" He frowned.

"Here, enjoy." Sasuke moved aside and motioned the dogs into the house. They chatted amongst each other as they obeyed, walking past a confused and horrified Kiba. "Bye."

"Wha—wait a minute!" Kiba hollered as Naruto and Sasuke turned, running off. "Hey! What the fuck?!"

The two members of Team Seven grinned at they ran before high-fiving. Mission complete. Time for ramen, Naruto grinned.

END.

Poor Kiba :3