Gotta kiss under the bleachers hoping that nobody looks.
"This movie is terrible," Kurt said. Rachel had left the television on Lifetime before she had left for rehearsal, and Kurt and Blaine had gotten wrapped up in watching whatever movie was playing.
"I think its meant for straight women," Blaine said.
"What's it called?" Kurt asked.
Blaine pressed some buttons on the remote and the TV Guide showed up. "It's called 'The First Kiss,'" he replied.
Kurt laughed. "These people are clearly in their twenties and thirties, not in high school. They've probably already had their first kisses."
"It's just a movie. Actors always play people younger than them," Blaine said.
"Who was your first kiss?" Kurt asked Blaine.
"Well, it was a girl named…"
Kurt cut him off. "A girl?"
"Yes, just wait. Her name was Erica Bryant and we were in kindergarten. We were in the middle of story time and she just leaned over and kissed me. The teacher put her in time out."
Kurt was now laughing hysterically. "That's adorable."
"Who was your first kiss?" Blaine asked.
"Karofsky," Kurt replied, rolling his eyes.
Blaine nodded. "Sorry," he said.
"No, it's really okay. He needed to do that. I'm fine with it," Kurt said.
"I'm glad," Blaine said. They turned back to the TV. "Wait, is she really standing in the rain crying?" Blaine asked, laughing.
Kurt soon caught Blaine's laughter and it lasted until the end of the movie.