Random Easter themed oneshot :p

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Bunny Business

"Easter is the most pointless holiday ever."

"Why would you say that?" Bonnie's eyes were wide imagining all the golden wrapped chocolate eggs and brightly colored candies that the day promised to deliver, "it's one of the only days of the year besides Christmas that just about everybody has the day off work and families can be together. Plus there's cute little chicks and bunnies."

The unlikely couple were currently in Bonnie's bedroom, spawned out on her bed Damon was flicking through the TV channels while she pulled out a pair of bunny ears from her chest of drawers.

"There's only one kind of Bunny I'm interested in and she normally has the word Heff tattooed on her ass."

"Charming Salvatore, charming," Bonnie mocked rolling her eyes as her phone started to vibrate in her pocket. Pulling it out she smiled.

"Hi dad, have you landed?" There was a silence but Damon clearly heard what his answer was. "So you won't be here?" Bonnie's voice lowered but it didn't mask her disappointment, "no, it's ok, I understand, we'll catch up when you get back. Ok." She let out a deep breath and her mouth twitched, "love you too, bye."

Damon sat up, his mouth a hard line. When she said nothing he inhaled deeply before smiling, "so Easter babe, what'd you say? We'll go to the mansion, hunt out some eggs, Stefan will chase a bunny..." Damon's voice trailed off at the look on Bonnie's face.

"I don't wanna celebrate anymore."

"Bon-"

Damon didn't get to finish because in a huff Bonnie flounced from the room, slamming the door behind her.

Thirty minutes later Bonnie walked up the stairs to her bedroom looking solemn. Touching the doorknob she spoke as she twisted it open, "Damon, I'm sorry-"

Her gasp was audible.

In thirty minutes her room had changed completely. Covered with an assortment of cuddly bunnies and chicks, there was a 'happy Easter' banner and streamer was dangling from the ceiling and a basket filled to the brim with golden wrapped Easter eggs. But it all failed to impress compared to the sight of Damon, standing in the center of her bedroom in nothing but black Calvin Klein boxers and her white bunny ears on his head. His hands were on his hips and Bonnie had the sudden feeling that this Adonis shaped Easter bunny meant business.

His eyebrow arched, "now Miss Bennett are you sure you don't want to celebrate Easter?"

When she was silent Damon smiled sure and proud, "I know right, I'm hotter then any playboy bunny."