Here's another episode jump because I really like this episode in these earlier chapters :) Shout out to;
TheMorbidGal-Thanks you :3 I'm really happy you feel that way because I do try :)
Bree-I have the same crude humor as well XD
Tesla424-Thanks! I really liked writing the beginning, having them both in a panic :)
Enjoy guys!
Dog Dean Afternoon 9x05
Ashlee's p.o.v
"Where is it?" Derek asks. I put the empty glass down on the table. "No..you didn't"
"Yeah, I did" I grin. "I want to do some stuff as well" Derek demanded he be the one to drink the 'communicate with dogs' drink because apparently i'm not healthy enough to risk it.
"You're sick, I know you are" Derek says.
"I'm not sick" I deny with a sneeze. Derek raises an eyebrow. "So i've got the flu, who cares?"
"I care" Derek says.
"Aw Der" I coo. He glares at me. "As cute as you concern for my well-being is, you should know me well enough to know that i'm not going to sit back and let you do this by yourself" I say. Derek sighs and nods. "Now, let me try out this spell"
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"Well that didn't work" I sigh. I drank a glass of disgusting brown goo for nothing.
"Here, eat" Derek says, pulling burgers from a plastic bag. "Maybe you'll feel a little better"
"I'm fine" I brush it off. "Thanks though" I say. We eat in relative silence, only the radio plays.
"Change the station" a voice says, leaving no room for arguement.
"You change it asshat" I say.
"What?" Derek asks. I look up at him and he looks confused.
"I said, change the station" my eyes widen. Derek didn't say that.
"Ash?"
"Shut up, it's working!" I hush him. I turn to the dog. "Say something"
"Change the station. You call this classic rock? Brian Johnson is a punk" the dog says.
"Brian Johnson isn't a punk!" I object. "He is ACDC, bitch"
"Why are you arguing with a dog about ACDC?" Derek asks.
"I'm just messing with you kid" the dog chuckles. I look up at Derek.
"You're seeing this right? I'm talking to a dog"
"Yes, I see it. I hear you..I don't hear him" Derek sighs.
"Hey, what were you trying to tell us about that cowboy hat at the vets?" I ask the dog. The dog tells us the same guy killed both victims. Derek throws his wrapper away. I pick it up and put it back on the table in front of him.
"I don't want this?" Derek says. He throws it away again and I grab it again, bringing it back to him. "Ash? What are you doing?" I find myself scratching behind my ear.
"I don't know" I say, confused myself. The dog starts laughing. He's about to say something when we hear someone outside. The dog goes off, barking. I start yelling at the mailman from the window. "Hey! You! You! Hey! Hey! You!" I yell. I growl.
"Uh..Ash?"
"Hmm?" I say, sitting back down.
"I think the spell worked, you know, a little too well" Derek tells me.
"What?"
"I think you might be a dog" Derek says. I scratch behind my ear again before glaring at him.
"Are you calling me a bitch?" I ask him.
"Dog, bitch, which ever you prefer" he grins. I kick his leg under the table. "Look, you're scratching, barking at the mailman, you're playing fetch" Derek explains, throwing the wrapper away again. I feel the incredible urge to go get it. Dammit. I sneeze again. "Bed" Derek says.
"No" I whine.
"Ash. Bed. Now" he says. I growl a little. Is he ordering me around like a dog? I think he is. "Don't growl at me"
"I don't wanna get in bed" I say, eyes narrowing and watching him as he gets up.
"You're getting in bed and getting some rest" he tells me.
"Is that right?" I challenge. I shouldn't have because in a split second, he's lifting me up. "Dammit Derek!" I yelp. He drags me into bed and gets in with me.
"Sleep" he says, holding me so I can't run off.
"Derek!" I whine, struggling againist him.
"Ash, sleep" he says, eyes closed. I stop struggling, relaxing my body. I don't think i'm getting out of his kung-fu grip anyway.
"Fine" I huff, making Derek smile at the victory. I know i'm sick but I want to help. I sigh and snuggle closer to him, curling up and burying my face into his chest. Damn..I am tired.
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I sit on the bed, looking down at the dog. We were both woken up by Derek's phone. The dog actually jumped up on the end of the bed and slept too. Derek gets off the phone, he tells me the spell has side effects.
"Like?" I ask.
"When you do this, connect with an animal like that..it's possible to start displaying some of it's behaviour" he tells me. I look back at the dog.
"Don't look at me, it ain't my fault" the dog says. I ask Derek how long it'll last but he doesn't know. I pick up a bar of chocolate and take a bite. "I wouldn't eat that if I were you"
"What?" I ask, letting the chocolate fall from my mouth.
"Chocolate? Seriously?" he chuckles. Dammit. I pout, looking over at Derek. I love chocolate.
"Sorry Ash..dogs can't have chocolate" Derek shrugs.
"I hate this" I say emotionally, throwing it away from me like a child having a tantrum. I'm 3 seconds away from having one myself.
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I walk the dog, Colonel, to the car on a leash. He asks where we're going and gives me some snark.
"One more comment like that out of you and i'm going to have your nuts clipped" I say. Derek turns to me with wide eyes. "The dog, idiot" We reach the car and a pigeon craps on the windshield. "Dick move pigeon" I say.
"Screw you!" it sneers. I grab Derek's arm.
"What?" he asks.
"Derek..I can hear the pigeon too" I say in shock.
"What?!" Derek asks.
"Animals have a universal language" Colonel tells me.
"And i'm only getting started. Hope Derek likes his ride in white" the pigeon chuckles.
"What's it saying?" Derek ask me.
"It's being a douchebag!"I snap at the pigeon.
"Who you calling douchebag, douchebag?!" the pigeon says.
"Shut your mouth you winged rat!" I yell at the pigeon.
"Ash, calm down, get in the car" Derek says, nodding to a few people watching us. I move to get in the car but the pigeon's voice stops me.
"That's right Sally Sunshine, go cry to your boyfriend" pigeon taunts.
"Oh that's it you son of a bitch!" I threaten, pulling my gun out and pointing it up at the pigeon. Derek quickly grabs my arm that's got the gun, bringing it down.
"Ash, get in the car" he orders in a hushed whisper, looking nervously at the bystanders.
"But he said-" I try.
"Ash, car" Derek says. I huff and get into the car. Derek smiles politely at the people around us, waving to tell them everything's okay. We drive off, mine and Colonel's heads out the window.
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I move to get Colonel out of the car.
"It's best to leave him in the car" Derek says.
"Excuse me?" I ask. "You think we like that?"
"We?" Derek asks, confused.
"A little air through the window isn't enough. You try being covered in fur and sitting in a hot car. No, not happening, he's coming in" I tell Derek.
"Respect" Colonel says. I reach in and pat his head before letting him out. Colonel starts drooling over another dog and I have to pull him inside.
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I talk to the other dogs about what they saw when cowboy hat man came. I thank the she-dog and close her cage. As I walk through the hall, all the dogs call out. It's heartbreaking. One dog tells us he saw everything. But of course, he'll only talk if Derek uses his 'strong hands' to scratch his belly. I chuckle as Derek holds the small dog, scratching it's stomach as requested. The dog talks, tells me what he saw. He tells me the cowboy ate a cat. Dude, gross. He also tells me that the sack he stole the cats in, it had the name of a french resturant on it, one close-by.
"No dogs allowed" Colonel says.
"Looks like you're going into this by yourself" I say to Derek.
"Why?" he asks, putting the dog back in it's cage.
"The Colonel said it's no dogs allowed" I say. Derek gives me a 'are you stupid?' look.
"If we teamed up, we could take him" Colonel jokes and I smirk.
"You're not a dog" Derek sighs.
"You said-"
"You're not a dog" he cuts me off. We leave but I walk back in, letting all the dogs out of their cages.
"I didn't peg you for a softie" Colonel says.
"That's because i'm not" I grin, happily watching all the dogs run free.
"Yeah, sure you're not" Colonel says, rolling his eyes.
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Turns out the resturant isn't closed till late. That's when we'll go in and ambush the guy. But for now..i'm curled up..on Derek's lap.
"You know this is beyond weird, right?" Derek asks.
"Just keep scratching" I tell him. Derek sighs and keeps scratching between my shoulder blades. A doopy smile comes to my face, my eyes closing halfway at the relaxing feeling. "Lay down" I say.
"What? Why?" Derek asks. I let out small growl, guiding him to lay down. I curl up as close to him as I can, my face buried againist his chest. Dog's a man's best friend, man's a dog's best friend, my best friend is Derek. Go figure.
"You smell good" I mumble againist him. My senses are heightened and he does smell pretty good. I move my face and bury it into his neck, sniffing. Normally, this would be friggin' weird but it feels right while i'm like this. Derek chuckles and his chest rumbles with it.
"You're so weird" he says.
"But you love me" I smirk.
"Sure I do" he says sarcastically.
"Asshole.." I trail off when Derek starts stroking my hair. That feels nice.
"You were saying?" he asks.
"Mmm" I say, leaning into his hand.
"You two are disgusting" Colonel says from his spot, guarding the door. I ignore him, relaxing under Derek's touch. "God, just tell the guy you're into him" Colonel says. I send him a small growl. "I wish I could talk so I could tell him you like him" Colonel says. I growl louder, the dog returning it playfully.
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My eyes snap open when I hear a whistle. I jolt up. I look and find Derek smirking, fingers in his mouth.
"You dick" I mutter. He did one of those loud whistles and me being part dog..put me on alert, made me want to run to him.
"Come on, we gotta go" he nods to the camaro. I nod and get up.
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Derek's p.o.v
We go looking for the chef after kicking his staff out. I feel something hit the back of my head, hard. I've blacked out before I even hit the floor.
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Ashlee's p.o.v
I follow Derek's scent to find the chef sharpening knives. Derek's on the floor, unconcious. He sniffs the air. "Why does it smell like dog in here?" he turns and sees me. "That smell's coming from you" I shoot at him but he easily dodges it, throwing a meat cleever my way. We fight but he gets the upper hand, tying me up with a toaster cord.
"What did you do to Derek?" I ask him.
"Nothing" he says. "Yet" he grins.
"I'm going to kill you" I threaten.
"No, you've got it backwards. I'm going to eat him just for intruding and then kill you you mutt-" I cut him off by head-butting him. Wait..what's that smell? He goes to attack me.
"You're sick" I realise. He stops. "You have cancer" He tells me how he's too far gone to be saved by medicine so he found another way. Eating animals to gain there power. But he's combining animals now to make him stronger.
"So dog girl, what do I need to eat to take you down?" he asks. I watch him go into a cooler. Oh god. He pulls out a wolf heart. "Dog againist..sort of dog" he says. He takes the heart out and starts chanting something. I rub the cord againist the pole, breaking it. I take the knife from the wall and swing at Chef Leo. He smacks it out of my hand and looks up at me. His teeth aren't teeth, they're long, sharp k-nines. Crap. I turn and run and he chases after me. He corners me outside. "Sorry, wolf triumphs dog"
"Maybe, but not a whole pack" I smirk. I whistle out to the dogs I let free. They all come running, tearing at the man who murdered so many innocent animals. I rush back inside to where Derek's still on the floor. There's a puddle of blood under his head. He was hit with something, hard. "Der, wake up" I say, slapping his cheek softly. He doesn't respond. "Hey, wake up" I say firmer, shaking him. "Derek? Derek!" I shake him roughly. "Don't make me lick your damn face" I say and he stirs. Thank god. I breath a sigh of relief. He looks up at me and I smile down at him.
"What happened?" he asks. I help him sit up.
"It's okay, he's dead"
"You killed him?"
"Yeah..well I had a little help" I smirk.
"Did he hurt you?"
"Nothing I can't handle" I say.
"Your wrists" he says, holding my wrists in his hands. They're a little raw from me pulling againist the cord. "What did he do?" Derek asks, looking up at me in concern.
"He just tied me up but i'm okay now, promise"
"Okay" he nods.
"Are you okay? Your head's bleeding" I say.
"It's nothing" he brushes it off. "Help me up?" I roll my eyes and help him to his feet.
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I scruff Colonel's head. He's being adopted out to the vegan, animal lovers that own the little cafe on the corner.
"I'm gonna miss you" I say.
"You too kid" he licks my cheek. "Oh, one more thing"
"Yeah?"
"You know how you were curling up with Derek? Nice and cosy?" he asks me in a teasing tone. I glance nervously at Derek even though I know he can't hear Colonel like I can.
"Yeah"
"It's not because he's your best friend or man's dog's best friend or even because you like him. It's more than that, it's because you're in l-" his talking dies out and Colonel's barking again.
"No, wait. It's because of what?" I ask him. But all I hear is barking. God dammit.
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