Sara and Nick were sat in their hotel room staring at the wall, Nick kept standing up and sitting down, Sara just sat and watched as her new husband acted strange.
"Nick can we at least enjoy this honeymoon?" Sara asked "Your making me dizzy pacing like that"
"Sorry I just miss the kids" Nick replied returning to pacing "Now much longer we got here?"
"Nick we have only arrived, we have another six days yet!" Sara responded "I miss the kids too, but I'm not the one making a whole in the floor"
"I uhh sorry" Nick apologised sitting down and turning to his wife "So you want to ring Catherine and Jim?"
"Yea of course I do" Sara replies handing Nick the phone "If Catherine asks this was your idea"
Nick nodded and dialled Catherine's number a few minutes later Lindsay picked up the phone.
"Hey Nick you got there ok then?" Lindsay asked .
"Lindsay can I speak to you mom please?" Nick requested smiling into the receiver.
"Yea sure MOM!" Lindsay bellowed "Nick's on the phone"
"Why is Nick ringing he should be out having fun or in having wild passionate" Catherine said before she was interrupted by Lindsay.
"MOM!" Lindsay groaned "Please too much information"
"Sorry, hey Nick" Catherine said smiling at her seventeen year old walking quickly away.
"Hi Catherine" Nick replied "So how is everyone?"
"Everyone is fine thanks" Catherine replied "So why are you ringing Nicky?"
"I wouldn't stop pacing so Sara suggested I ring" Nick replied "Are the kids even bothered that we aren't there?"
"Well Faith seemed to miss you for about two seconds, Jim had hired a bouncy castle so she spent the majority of her day on there with Tyler and Sidney" Catherine replied "Kieran tried getting on but with him being only twelve months old I put him in the play pen, which he hated, he's so much like Sara!"
"I heard that!" Sara protested "I am not moody!"
"Do you want to speak to Sara Catherine?" Nick asked gasping as Sara took the phone from him.
"Oh Catherine I forgot to tell you that Avery had an upset stomach so she needs lots of medicine, which is in the pink baby bag" Sara said "Kieran is teething so his teething ring and gel are in his purple baby bag, Tyler and Sidney shouldn't have high amounts of sugar or they will be climbing the walls and Faith well she can have utmost everything apart from Orange colouring as it makes her hyper she would be climbing up the walls too, uhh Willow, Harley and Bailey need to be walked daily as they are also extremely hyper, I think that's it, yea it is"
"Sara are you done?" Catherine asked "Thanks for all the information, which you have explained three times before you went, you even wrote it down for me, look Sara don't worry I am a mother myself I can handle this, besides I have two helpers, they go by the names Jim and Lindsay so go have fun and don't come back until next week!"
"Sorry" Sara said looking at a giggling Nick "Well got to go, speak to you tomorrow and Catherine thanks"
"Yea yea just go" Catherine replied ending the call.
"Catherine hung up on me!" Sara remarked turning to her husband who was rolling around on the floor "Hey don't laugh at me!"
"Sorry it's just that was the forth or is it fifth time you told Catherine all that" Nick replied through giggles "Aww I'm sorry honey but it was funny"
Sara pouted before falling off the bed and copying her husband, Nick and Sara spent most the rest of the day rolling around the floor laughing and joking with each other.
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A week later Sara and Nick arrived into Las Vegas Airport to be welcomed by three very tired adults and five hyper children, Sara tried to suppress her giggles but when she saw Catherine covered in Jam and baby drool she lost all control.
"I thought you said you could handle it?" Nick said looking at Jim "Uhh Jim you have uhh never mind"
"Why are they so hyper?" Sara asked with a slight squeak in her voice "Didn't you follow the instructions?"
"Yes of course we did" Catherine groaned "If it wasn't for Greg these five would be calm and wouldn't have smeared Jam all over my kitchen this morning"
"Who allowed Greg near the children?" Nick asked looking at the three frazzled adults.
"Nobody did he just came over to visit ignored the list and gave everyone chocolate and juice with lots of sugar in them" Lindsay explained "We had to literally prize Kieran away from the kitchen door frame this morning"
"Oh right" Sara said taking a squirming Kieran from Lindsay's arms "Go rest now Lindsay"
"God I love you!" Lindsay replied running towards her mom's car "FREEDOM!"
"Ok then" Catherine remarked staring at her daughter "So glad to be home, I know I'm glad to see you"
"Of course I'm glad to be back" Sara said looking at the hyper children "As soon as I get home Greg is coming to sort these lot out"
Sara, Nick, Jim and Catherine walked towards the waiting cars, Sara drove Jim, Lindsay and Catherine while Nick was left with the now not so hyper but miserable children.
"Daddy I'm so tired, I have belly ache" Faith moaned tears rolling down her red cheeks.
"Dada" Tyler babbled before bursting into tears "Mumu"
Nick looked into the back of the car to find all five children crying, Tyler, Sidney and Kieran pointing to their belly's, Nick already knew that Avery was having problems with her digestive system because ever since she was born the baby had problems, Nick was grateful when Sara dropped off Jim, Lindsay and Catherine and then joined him in the car.
"I…god it's noisy in here" Sara said putting her seat belt on "Greg as got a lot to think about now"
Nick only nodded and continued driving towards their house, as soon as he pulled into the drive Sara got Kieran and Avery out their car seats and held them close as they were still crying, Nick helped Faith, Tyler and Sidney and slowly Sara and Nick walked back into their home.
"I'm going to go phone Greg and tell him to get his butt around here right now!" Sara practically shouted "Our children are coming down from a high and they are in pain too"
"Sara honey he may have just finished work" Nick responded placing Faith, Tyler and Sidney next to Kieran and Avery "Let the man rest"
"No!" Sara replied "I don't care if he's done a triple he's going to get the kids into bed and we are not going to help him!"
Sara dialled Greg's number which he quickly answered.
"Hello guys back I see" Greg said happily "I uhh what's going on it sounds like a jungle over there?"
"Greg you should know you bloody caused it!" Sara snarled "Get your butt here now!"
"Ok I'm on my way" Greg replied "Sara your not going to kill me are you?"
"I'll think about it!" Sara replied "Get moving Greg"
"I…yes I'm leaving now" Greg responded "Sorry Sara"
"GREG!" Sara shouted "MOVE NOW!"
Greg quickly disconnect the phone and jumped in his car, Sara was now more angry than before so went and sat with her miserable children.
"Don't worry my little babies Uncle Greg is coming" Sara said stroking Avery's red tear stained face.
"No not Uncle Greg" Faith protested "I don't like him, he made us ill"
"I know princess but he needs to be the one to get you all to bed" Nick explained to his daughter "Take it like we are punishing Uncle Greg for making you and your brothers and sisters poorly, ok?"
"Ok daddy" Faith replied cuddling into Sara's shoulder "Mommy I don't feel so good, I feel sick"
No soon had Faith said that her tiny body flung forward and she vomited all over the floor, then Tyler and Sidney followed on with projectile vomit all over themselves and the floor, Greg walked in to the house and went straight up to a sobbing Faith and carried her to the bathroom, where he stripped her down to her underwear and started to run her a bath, Nick followed with Tyler and Sidney and lastly Sara came in with a screaming Kieran and Avery.
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Two hours later all three adults fell onto the sofa exhausted Greg was very helpful he bathed Faith, Tyler and Sidney and then put them to bed, Greg then cleaned the floor and tidying up the living room, which left Sara and Nick to deal with Kieran and Avery. Sara turned to Greg and smacked him on the arm.
"I would complain but I'm not I deserved that" Greg said yawning "Well that wasn't so hard, I think?"
"Uh huh" Sara replied closing her eyes "I could sleep forever"
"I can honestly say this is the worst I have felt in a long while" Nick explained looking at Greg "And it's entirely your fault!"
Greg nodded sleepily and let his head rest on the back of the sofa, Sara was already asleep and it wasn't long before Nick joined his wife and friend in a deep sleep.
TBC