(Fyre and Text are playing blackjack. Fyre is winning by like, a million points seeing as Text has no brain or hands.)

Fyre: HAHA! I beat you again!

Text: Fyre, you're an idiot, and now that you typed you're winning, you're winning.

(Awkward silence)

Text: Fyre, I hope you realize the only place I see your ideas are in your story.

Fyre: Aaaaand? That's where they're supposed to be!

Text: I MEAN no one has used any of your ideas yet.

Fyre (Unhappily): I'm aware. . .

Text: Well, you know how you entered that dreaded thing for Passion's old contest?

Fyre: (Throws cards at floor) OH GREAT! TEXT IS INSULTING MY WRITING NOW!

Text: Can you not be quiet for two seconds? An. . .

Fyre: NO.

Text: . . .d anyways, I was thinking (Shut up Fyre) that if you had a contest, maybe someone would use one of your ideas and make an awful fic out of it!

Fyre: If you had a face, I would punch you in it.

Text: (Sigh) Fyre is not responding right now, her brain is. . .

Fyre: Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Text: . . .that.

Fyre: Alright, for your information, I've been having secret contests all throughout this fic! (Readers gasp) Ohhh yeah. Like remember the whole riddle thing that Mai4 won? Or when Alexandera was the only one who reviewed that chapter? How about Tori being my beta? Or Mike for being the first person to request my beta services? Ohhh yeah, they're ALL getting a prize, which will be classified until a little later on.

Alexandera, Tori, Mike, and Mai4: WHATTTTTT?

Fyre: I'm sneaky like that. Now if you wanna join the crowd of people going "WHATTTTTT?" Then you should do the following:

Summer: OHHHHH! I love lists!

1. Find an idea you like

2. Make a one-shot (Or even, a whole story!) out of it

3. Tell me about it!

Rules: In the summary, you must put 'InspiredbyFyre!' (No spaces so you can put more characters, also, lots of people like exclamation marks! lol). CANNOT be rated M. I also would RATHER NOT have any slash. I would also prefer (But isn't required) that it is rated for VIOLENCE and uh, not other stuff, understood? That's all!

Text: Woooow. Still can't believe you were hiding secrets from me.

Fyre: Not that har. . .

(Text interrupts with story)

Chapter 25: What happened to Bosco?

". . .I mean honestly, she's soooo. . .Fyre - she drives me so crazy, like this one time, she was all 'I wanna sandwich' and I was all 'Make it yourself!' and she was like, so confused about doing something for herself and honestly, just because I'm six minutes older than her doesn't mean I have to cater to her every need because she's my 'little' sister, I mean, she's taller than I am and still somehow ceases to intimidate me because I've gotten used to her crazy-wacky-ness and stuff but still she's a weirdo – have I ever told you the story of the sandwi- wait I just told you that one. . .oh well she also says I talk in run-on sentences too often, what do you guys think?"

Kuei, Bosco, Long Feng, Yue, Hakoda, and Bato all stared in horror.

Panakin nodded slightly, "I knew you guys would get it."

Bato looked over at Hakoda, "No wonder Fyre's the way she is . . .her whole family's nuts!" he whispered. Then, he got hit over the head with an anvil. Panakin has the amazing superpower to make anvils out of thin air. She's an anvil-bender.

Bato looked up dazed before getting hit by a banana.

She's also a banana-bender, which makes her the Random-tar. She has yet to learn penguin-bending.

"Well, look at you Fyre," Passion grumbled from the door, licking BLT ice cream with the craziness next to her, "with how much you hate AU's, you're definitely making one here. Penguin-bending?"

Fyre rolled her eyes sarcastically, "Hey, Foo Foo Cuddlypoops is character one. What do you expect from me?"

Jiao-Jie, who ice cream-bended herself next to them, raised an eyebrow, "Complete utter ridiculousness in the form of a story containing very random – and very adorable – characters?" Jiao-Jie winked at the audience, which audience-bended itself in front of her.

"Audience-bending? Really Fyre?" Summer piped in.

Fyre gasped, "Text wrote that, not me!"

Text, who text-bended himself in the hallway, began to chuckle, "You are crazy. I did nothing of that sort. I also didn't make Text officially awesome with lasers on his fingers!"

"What fingers?"

"STOP IT!"

Everyone turned to look at Panakin, who had megaphone-bended a megaphone in her hand. "Really, megaphone-bending? Really Fyre?" She sighed gently before pulling the megaphone back to her mouth, "Alright, all you random benders, get out!"

Fyre, Summer, Jiao-Jie, Text, and the audience (Which was consisted of the people who have reviewed my past two chapters. . .oh yeah, NO ONE!) all walked out with Long Feng trying to sneak along with them.

"BACK IT UP!"

"Yes ma'am." Long Feng grumbled as he backed back into the room.

Panakin took a deep breath, "You see what I mean, she's crazy, I mean honestly; audience-bendi. . .PASSION? WHAT THE GOOBERS ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?"

Passion looked up from her fingernails, which at the time were painted purple because she got bored out in the hallway and had some purple paint. She raised an eyebrow at Panakin, "Text never said I bended anything weird. You asked for the weirdos to lea. . ."

"YOU ARE A WEIRDO!"

". . .ve. So I did some educated thinking, and thought it would be pretty smart if you had some back-up."

". . ."

"Passion, smart think. Stay here."

"Ohhhhh." Panakin drawled out the word, "But I honestly think it would be smarter if you went and made sure Fyre-Fyre doesn't do anything stupid or light anything on fire-fire."

"Ohhhhh." Passion drawled out the word, "But I honestly think it would be better if Summer went and made sure Fyre-Fyre doesn't do anything stupid or light anything on fire-fire."

Panakin, in return, shoved her out the door.

"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR COPYING ME!" She looked at the characters, "Where were we?"

'Kuei and Bosco

Kuei is the Earth King, who's also an absolute idiot. He has an adorable bear who likes watching Ty Lee do tricks. Kuei knows nothing of the war, because he's so clueless it's funny. It is unknown if he is an earthbender or not. Bosco is just a bear, nothing special, beside the fact he's adorable. The Earth King and Bosco go everywhere together. Then, he disappeared.

His childhood.

How's his life on the streets?

HOW DID HE MEET BOSCO?'

"You know something I always wondered?" Panakin said slowly, "I wonder if the creators named Bosco after Zuko."

Zuko poked his head in the door, "My name is Zuko. The creators didn't care enough to give me a last name. How the goobers do you get Bosco out of that?"

"How do I get Luke Skywalker out of Ozai?"

". . .Good point. DAD! Why did you never tell me I was related to Darth Vader?"

Azula now appeared in the doorway, "Darth Vader? What the Goobers? I LOVE HIM! He's all, 'I am your father.' And dad's all, 'NOOOOO! And I only have one a. . .' arm. Hey Zuzu, wanna go see if Daddy only has one arm?"

"First of all, I'm not a plastic hamster. Secondly, do you know how long I've been waiting for you to ask me that?"

The two happily skipped out of the room.

Panakin blinked several times. "Well that was random."

'Long Feng

The Earth King's most trusted advisor, who's also a lying pig. He is the (Cough) EX-leader of the Dai Li. He was first seen escorting Toph and Katara into Bosco's party. He then had Team Avatar kidnapped and threatened them. He eventually killed Jet, was out-smarted by Azula, was sent to prison. . .and then just disappeared.

What if he somehow out-smarted Azula?

How is he in prison?

What if he managed to trick Team Avatar into leaving Ba Sing Se?'

Screaming. Panakin, the Earth King, Long Feng, Yue, Hakoda, Bato, and of course Bosco, all turned to look out the door. What they saw was perfectly normal.

Fyre had Summer pinned to the ground. Summer was of course screaming – who wouldn't be? Jiao-Jie, who was covered in bruises and cuts, was trying to stab Fyre with her handy plastic spork. Passion was on the ground clutching her stomach. Fyre screamed again and pinned Summer to the ground with her emergency bobby-pins. She stood and smiled at her work as Summer began to struggle. She stopped when Fyre's lime green and white sneaker landed on her chest with all the force a ninty-five pound girl could muster. In other words, a lot.

"And THAT'S what you get for not reviewing my story!" Fyre shrieked.

Passion looked up with a 'Really?' look on her face. Fyre nodded slowly as Summer tried to reach into her pocket for her emergency mace.

Panakin slapped her forehead and slammed the door shut, "I think we really need to leave this thing closed. . ."

'Yue

When she was born, she was dead. Her parents had the Moon Spirit give her life, and that's why her hair is so white and she looks like a teenaged-old-lady. She fell in love with Sokka (Heaven knows why) but she was already betrothed to some other loser. It is unknown if she is a waterbender or not, but it can be assumed since she is the moon now. Oh yeah, after Zhao killed fishy number two, she gave up her life for it. Then, she just disappeared. . .

What if she never got blessed by the spirit?

What if she didn't give up her life for the fishy?

Some spirit world adventure or something ;)'

The door opened again.

"WHAT THE GOOBER IS THE POINT OF A DOOR IF YOU GUYS JUST OPEN IT?" Panakin yelled.

"MMMMMMM!" was the response. Panakin looked as Fyre was being dragged in the room by her hair. She was gagged, bound, and overall looked like she was not restrained well enough. Panakin raised an eyebrow as they tied her to. . .Bosco. The bear began pawing at Fyre's face, which currently had an irritated look on it.

"MMMMMMM, M'M MM MMMMM MMMM MMM MMMM M MMM MMM MM MMMM!"

Passion raised an educated eyebrow, "Translation?"

"'Panakin, I'm so gonna kill you when I get out of here!'" Panakin looked at her nails and frowned.

'Bato

Not much is revealed about him. He was in Hakoda's fleet, most likely second-in-comand. It can be assumed that he and Hakoda are good friends. He is very wounded from a battle with Fire Nation soldiers when we first meet him. We see him again and he's helping Hakoda with war strategies. Then, he just disappears. . .

His Childhood

What if he never ran into Katara and Sokka?

Where did he go?'

Panakin sighed and looked at her psychopath of a sister, "Don't worry, little sis. It's almost over!"

Fyre managed to wiggle the gag out of her mouth. I'm a Houdini like that. "I STILL HAVE ANOTHER CHAPTER TO DO WITH SUMMER!" she screeched.

Summer smacked herself in the forehead until it was somewhere near the color of a tomato.

The random Cave of Two Lovers song guys appeared, "Nobody panic at what I'm about to say. . .but I think this kid's the. . ."

"OH WOULD YOU JUST LEAVE."

". . .And DIE!"

'Hakoda

Married Kya, who was later killed in a Fire Nation Raid. He has two kids, Katara, and Sokka, who are very important to the show. He left two years before the show began to fight the Fire Nation. He joined Team Avatar in fighting the Fire Nation on the Day Of Black Sun, got captured, was freed from the Boiling Rock. Then, he went in a random tunnel and disappeared. . .until y'know he reappeared in the finale.

Where did that tunnel lead?

What if he never left to go fight the Fire Nation?

What if he wasn't freed from the Boiling Rock?'

Panakin grabbed Summer's arm and hurled her at Fyre. She then made a break for it along with Passion and Jiao-Jie. Summer looked at Fyre and sighed. "Oh great."

"SECRET TUNNEL. SECRET TUNNEL. . ."

"OH GREAT."

Sorry about the late update. I was super busy last week, and I finished this on Saturday, but my computer deleted more than 2,000 words. I had to re-write it all from scratch. It's all Panakin's fault, too. But to make it up, me and Panakin are writing another one-shot! It will be posted soon if my computer starts working.

OHHH! This chapter was dedicated to Azula, who won Avatar Wiki's best character contest. What makes me happy? She beat out Toph first, which I was like "Yeah okay." Then she beat out Zuzu, "OMGoober TAKE THAT BRYKE!" Then. . .in the final round, she beat out my least favorite character, AANG! "WAHHHHOOOO!"

I own nothing but Fyre and Panakin. Other characters are owned by themselves. Also, I wanna own Darth Vader really bad.

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