It was a weird feeling; being able to just walk around his ex rival and mortal enemy's base with the Magma grunts not sparing him a glance as they went about their daily chores. No admins bothered him as he went right up into their boss's office either. Even after months it still felt surreal.

Now...where's that file Maxie told me to get...? His lover had a multitude of meetings to attend to this week and the file he needed for them had gotten misplaced when he left. Archie wasn't doing anything today so why not earn some brownie points by helping out the redhead?

Plus it'll give me some time to snoop around his room...hehehe. Not that Maxie had anything to hide from him. They had been friends once long ago, and then enemies and now lovers so any piece of info that needed to be found out would have been dug up already. Still, finding something odd to tease the other about later was always worth it.

Last time he had found the ancient remains of college Maxie's porn collection. It wasn't bad shit either; rather quality if he said so himself. Kinky as hell too. Something Archie loved to experience. ...except that one video...A brand new dvd left untouched from Maxie's eldest brother as a joke (or was it? He could never tell and Maxie sure as hell didn't want to talk about the weird stuff his sibling was into) that his lover refused to watch. Archie did and BOY did he regret it. It literally wanted to make him go see a priest. Or cry. Probably both.

"Found ya!" The file was in a desk drawer (that he for sure knew WASN'T supposed to be in) so he happily waltzed over to the bedroom with it in hand. "Now then..."

Maxie's room had quite an amount of knick knacks he kept around that really showed what kind of person he was. From the rocks and stones of his archeology days to the overstuffed Banette doll Maxie's other older brother made for him that he had kept against Archie's paranoia sitting on the bed.

Or the number of 'toys' he keeps under the bed. Archie didn't mock the guy for being frustrated during their enemy days. Hell he had a few items himself that kept him sane (or from fucking the Magma Leader against the wall every time they crossed paths) during those times too. Now they had each other for that so they didn't get as much use as they use to.

"Hell-o what do we have here...?~" On the nightstand sat the old phone Maxie use to use back in their rival days. Sometimes he'd still use it but for the most part it was used to tinker with. Honestly his boyfriend had a technology addiction it was no wonder the robot girl and makuhita man all bonded over their need for new models (even if they had to make them themselves).

"...? What's this?" Flipping through the old pictures and videos Archie was halted by a screen asking for a password for a video. A very specific one made about 3 weeks ago. "Hm...? Whatcha hidin from me Max?"

Maybe it was a video about his pokemon? Both of them spoiled their pokemon but Maxie was a little more secretive on just how badly he spoiled them. Which was a lot. Man was not cold hearted at all. No matter how much he pretended to be.

After 3 failed attempts at hacking it (guessing it) he succeeded by vaguely remembering a word Maxie's eldest had used to describe Archie. Mo...? A mook? Shrugging at the weird word (Maxie had yelled at him for it so it was probably an insult) he clicked the play button.

Instantly his jaw dropped and he nearly dropped the damn phone too. Maxie, naked and pleasuring himself in front of the recording camera, while moaning Archie's name.

He was using one of his toys (his favorite one), the thick dark orange XL dildo that sometimes made Archie feel threatened. It was ribbed and vibrated and was actually bigger than him but Maxie always took it with little effort. Well, little effort, and a shit ton of ecstasy.

His lover was a size queen, and yeah that was great considering Archie always had problems being too large for most people. But that thing was almost a foot long and a good 2 inches thick! Using it made the redhead quiver and drool with every thrust. Shaking with pleasure and more than happy to go straight to the base.

Archie had every right to feel threatened. It was Maxie's favorite though...! And it was certainly fun to use it on him but-!

"Archie...!" The video was still playing, and a good 6 minutes long. Definately something to use when his lover wasn't around. Or when he was. Actually...

Sending the video to his phone, he dialed up the redhead himself. Hand idly stroking himself as waited for Maxie to picked up.

"Archie? Did you find the file?"

"Yep. It was in the brown desk."

"Ugh I told him to file it in the cabinets why did he-"

"I also found the video." A long silence followed that sentence. Archie could hear movement in the background. Probably moving to a more secluded place for them to...

"You ass that was for your birthday!" Huh. So he did follow through on the bet. Not quite the way he expected to but...

"Ya know I was just fuckin with ya right? When I won the bet and said you had to make me a dirty video?" That bet was months ago. Something silly that he wanted (well he did sort of want one) to embarrass his lover with.

"I am a man of my word. Or, at least, I WOULD be if a certain pirate would stop going through my things." Maxie was blushing, Archie could tell that without looking at him. "Well, I still held up my end. Besides, that's the edited version."

"Edited? How long is the original?"

"About an hour and a half. I cut out the slow parts-"

"Max holy shit almost 2 hours?! That's kinda, heh, er wait no, what do you mean ya cut out the slow bits?! Those are my favorite!" The parts where Maxie's struggling to lift his hips any higher and whining to just be fucked senseless...literally the BEST parts. "I want the original! Where is it?"

"Away. That'll have to be your new gift." Ugh he sounded so smug. If Archie didn't find that part of him so hot too he'd...! Do something!

"...I want us to make a video." Looking up at the ceiling in thought he continued. "In front of that large mirror you got."

"Archie I have a meeting in 10 minutes I swear to god-"

"And fuck you myself with that toy of yers. Make you watch yerself come nice and close." The sharp intake of breath on the end of the line made him smirk. Maxie was thinking about it. "If you edited that...that means you must've watched yerself a couple of times...you touch yerself at all?"

"I hate you."

"I'll take that as a yes ya kinky bastard." Archie did feel a little bad about making his lover pop a boner before a big thing. "Also your toy is bullshit."

"And you killed it." The soft chuckle meant it worked. "It's automatic."

"The damn thing thrusts too?! That's it! It has to go Max!"

"Are you seriously scared of a toy?"

"Its gonna replace me!" Maxie was laughing hard despite Archie being totally serious. "Don't laugh!"

"I can assure you Archie, I'm not going to leave you for a machine. As nice as it is." It wasn't as reassuring as he wanted it to be, but it was good enough for now. "And I'll think about your...idea."

"...fine." Archie pouted, eyeing the phone with a glare. "Can I at least have a hint?"

"No."

"Jerk."