50 ways to annoy voldemort

by iwmango

she's outrageous! she funny! she positively loves annoying voldie! and she's...ALICE! R&R if you love bothering people to the bursting point! it may be over-used, but new ways! c'mon, you know you want to read it!

25. are you for real?

R&R or I'll become Alice and You voldy… BEWARE ME!

I walked over to daddy. I had just watched this really funny Hindi movie, with English subs.

I was just about to tell daddy about it, but I had a better idea.

I walked into his plain view. Before he could say a thing, I poked him hard in his forearm.

He jumped a foot into the air. "Why did you just poke me?", he asked, stunned.

I shrugged.

"I was checking if you're real!", but I paused.

"Oh, wait, no one could use poly-juice on you because of…", I gestured to his bald, shiny head.

"ALICE!", he roared.

I sighed. "That's my cue!", and I apparated away.

You know you loved it! REVIEW FOR THE TORTURE OF VOLDERS!