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Some mysterious voice over guy: "Know your Kingdom Hearts stars," (echos several times), "Know your Kingdom Hearts stars, know your Kingdom Hearts stars...
...Xaldin..."
"YOLO."
"Xaldin's dreadlocks are actually made out of horse hair."
"They are actually made out of human hair. How could horse grow out of my head?!"
"He cries easily during chick flicks and films of baby animals."
"Are you kidding?! I'm a rock! I'm a nobody, and you need a heart to cry!"
A film can be seen on the top right hand corner of the screen. The final scene from 'The Notebook' plays. Following that, pictures of baby hippos, dolphins, kittens, puppies, lambs, lions, chimpanzees, and piglets plays. At this point, Xaldin is boohooing like a small child.
"Whoever is chopping the onions, STOP!"
"Xaldin was planning on having illegal and inappropriate relations with Belle when he kidnapped her."
"What do you mean?!" Xaldin stops and thinks. "You're...sick!"
At that moment, the Beast runs onto the stage roaring. He knocks Xaldin off of his stool and he attacks him on the floor.
"Now you can say that you know your Kingdom Hearts star," the voice says as the camera begins backing away, the Beast still seen attacking. Xaldin then screams like a little girl.
THE END.