Inuyasha sat on my bed and pulled me close so I was sitting on him, facing him. "Guess what?" He asked, ear twitching.

"You need to stop touching me?"

He raised an eyebrow and pressed his lips against mine for a few seconds. Then continued as if nothing happened. "No, but Sesshomaru helped me find a house."

"That's fantastic."

"And you're moving in."

Living with Inuyasha? This time without anybody else? "You're funny. I think I'll rejoin my parents, thanks."

"We could do anything all alone..." he muttered, resting his forehead on my own and staring at me.

My breathing sped up. What do I say to that? "So... I could kill you, and no one would hear?"

He frowned and I stood up, pointing to the door, "Out."

"Why?"

"OUT!"

"Damn," he muttered, closing the door behind him as he leaves.

Inuyasha POV

Kagome walked next to me in the hall, sighing slightly. She sighs a lot, really. "You know," I whispered in her ear. "You're a much better kisser than Kikyo."

She pushed me away. "It's fucked up that you even know that."

I pulled her close again. "Baby... You know I never liked her."

"Stop talking like we're dating!"

"According to Facebook we are," I smirked.

She pulled out her phone and did something for a couple minutes. "I'm single. It's Facebook official."

"I think that was against your and Sango's rules..."

"She can kiss my ass."

"Can I?"

The sound of her palm smacking against my face echoed through the auditorium.

I put a hand to my cheek, "Damn, Kagome."

She sighed and crossed her arms. I crossed my arms.

She raised her eyebrow and I mocked her expression.

"I'm not playing this game, dumbass."

"Okay, you copy me," I removed my shirt and she glared at me.

"You can go fuck yourself."

"You wanna help?"

"SIT!"

I smacked against the floor as I heard her retreating footsteps. There's yet another dent left for the school to be pissed off about.

Kagome POV

I walked to my locker as the final bell rang. "Kagome!" Miroku greeted, smiling at me. "You look-"

"Don't finish that sentence," Inuyasha suggested, leaning against the locker next to me.

"Good advice," he said. "Though if I didn't fear my life, I would inform you how great your ass looks-" Inuyasha somewhat jokingly tackled the monk, who chuckled nervously. "It's a family curse, Inuyasha."

Inuyasha stood and offered Miroku a hand to stand up. "I wouldn't really hurt you for that one. I mean, you gotta be honest, right?"

I felt my face heat up. While they had a "bro" moment or whatever, I quickly walked away. I found Sango walking towards her car, and decided to go with her.

"What's up, ugly?" she asked.

"Not much, whore." I got in the passenger seat of her car and we began driving to her house.

"Angry at Inuyasha?"

I shook my head, "He's just a pervert."

She shot a glance at me, "Oh. YOUR boyfriend is a pervert. I can't imagine what that's like."

"But he's not my boyfriend, so it's like, creeper-status."

"All boys are pigs. At least yours doesn't grab every fucking girl's ass that he sees."

"Yours did compliment mine."

She laughed, "Told you to wear those shorts. And it's mad warm out."

"It's supposed to snow tomorrow."

"Yeah, well, I'm not dealing with snow."

"I don't think your opinion affects the universe."

"I think you should shut your face before I have Inuyasha abduct you." Her face suddenly lit up, "Oh! Did you see your new house yet?"

"I'm not moving."

"Yes, you are! And your house is awesome! We'll go over in a half an hour. I think your stuff is there already."

As we walked inside her house, I glared at her. "Why do I get no say in my life?"

"Because you make stupid decisions."

A sudden thought hit me, "They go through all my stuff to move it... ew..."

She made a face. "That sucks. At least Inuyasha isn't the one doing it, though, right?"

"I'm still pissed."

"You'll get over it. Besides, I already know you're secretly glad."

"Ha. Yeah. No."

She rolled her eyes and pulled me to her kitchen, "I'm starving."

"I sure hope you don't expect ME to cook. I think your parents like your kitchen."

"Yeah, and I don't have a death wish."

Miroku, Inuyasha and Kohaku walked through the door, laughing. They all looked at me, then laughed again. If they're going to talk about me, they should be a little less obvious about it.

"Get out," I suggested.

"Just thought we should go check out our place," Inuyasha said, smiling as he leaned across the counter. I glared at him.

"Hey, Sango," I say, "Let's go do something for the rest of the day."

"No-" she started.

"Shopping," I added. She grabbed my hand and literally dragged me to her car.

Maybe it's ridiculous to still be shopping at 11 PM on a Monday night, but barely anything is closed right now. It's like they know Sango's out shopping and will rip someone's throat out if they aren't open.

As we walked into Wal-Mart (don't ask me why), I spotted Miroku, Kouga, Inuyasha, and Rin.

I exchanged a glance with Sango, and she pulled me into the bathroom.

"Wanna have some fun?"

"Um..."

"I meant with Inuyasha."

"Um..."

"I didn't mean physically."

"Oh. Okay."

She rolled her eyes and started digging through her shopping bags.

"What are we doing?"

"You're gonna dress up like Kikyo!"

"I don't look like her."

"Well, she wears so much makeup, who knows what her real face looks like..."

"You don't want to see her in the morning, I'll assure you."

She chuckled and threw a black mini skirt at me, followed by a pink, tight long sleeve shirt.

I quickly changed, "My boobs are fucking killing me."

"You're complaining about having big boobs?" she sighed. "Pull your hair back in a half pony or something. And switch shoes with me. And... Try to look like a slut. And cake your face in makeup." She threw a bag at me and I did what she said.

I finished applying lipstick and stepped back to look in the mirror. "How do I look?"

"Like a kinky hoe."

"But seriously, Sango, what's the plan exactly?"

"Haven't quite figured that out yet." She pushed me out the door and muttered, "Step 1: don't trip in those heels."

I turned around to argue but she closed the door and hid behind it. Coward.

I sighed and walked awkwardly toward Inuyasha.

The group stopped and stared at me.

FUCK, I need a step 2!

What would Kikyo do?

Um...

"Hey, Inuyashaa," I drew his name out in that annoying way Kikyo always does, mocking her weird ass facial expressions.

"Hey, Kikyo. I've missed you since last night," he winked.

Oh, wow. Fuck. Awkward.

This whole thing is awkward.

I'm awkward.

Having absolutely NOTHING to say, I turned around and started walking.

"Wait, Kikyo. Come here."

I froze in my spot and turned back towards him. He laid a hand on my cheek and kissed my lips passionately for a few moments.

I wonder if he'll get makeup on his face.

As he pulled away, I quickly glanced at his lips.

That's a lovely shade on him. I stood there another moment before turning and leaving. Again.

"Kagome, you're a dumbass."

I felt my face heat up, but I doubt it visible under all this shit on my face. I kept walking, "Sango's the dumbass."

"Inuyasha's a dumbass!" Rin giggled, and Kouga and Miroku burst out laughing.

"Sesshomaru can't say we never taught her anything," Miroku said.

I paused and turned my head back to the morons. "Why are you holding a ton of My Little Pony and Barbie movies?"

"We're having movie night!" Rin called. "I let them pick the movies!" I grinned to myself and walked to the bathroom.

"What happened?" Sango questioned, offering me my original clothes.

"Miroku started making out with me, something about how he's missed me."

"Shut up."

"Okay, fine, it was Inuyasha."

"No shit," she laughed. "What else?"

"He called me a dumbass."

"You or Kikyo?"

"Me."

"That's embarrassing," she chuckled.

I rolled my eyes, "Let's go to your house for the night."

"Let's go," she agreed. We made the way to her car with thousands of bags in tow. We squeezed them in the back and I sat in the passenger seat.

About 10 minutes into the drive, I glanced around.

"Sango, you don't live around here."

Silence.

"Sango?"

Silence.

She parked at the side of the road and my door opened, Miroku pulling me out. "The fuck?"

I glanced at the mansion we had pulled up at, and Miroku set me on the sidewalk before grabbing our bags.

"Guess what?" Sango asked happily.

"...I'm guessing this is where you're forcing me to move."

"No! Well, yeah. But we're moving in too!"

This will be interesting.

We walked to the front door and stared at it awkwardly. I cleared my throat, "Do we just, like, walk in?"

"No, we click our heels together three times," Sango rolled her eyes. "There's no place like home..."

Miroku pulled the door open and stepped in, interrupting a butler and maid who were making out on the couch.

"I really didn't want to see that," I rolled my eyes.

Miroku shrugged and smirked, gazing at the maid as she walked away, "I did."