Ok ok I read a few Fan fics that had little notes about Steak Me Ameadues...(I spelled it wrong) I'm glad to know I wasn't the only one that cried, screamed and threw a huge temper-tantrum. I got so mad, I went on a rampage and threw all my regular show stuff around my room. I threw pictures of Mordecai (That Ian drew) I threw my Regular Show ski hat, I threw my DVDs, my comic books, I even threw my Mordecai backpack and screamed, "SCREW YOU JG QUINTEL YOU BIG A**HOLE!". I was just so mad. I felt like J.G Quintel gave us a huge F**K you! I called Hawkmeister, Poor guy! I really wanted to go to his house (Where ever he lives) and hug him. I was upset and cried, I even cried on the phone while talking to Hawkmeister! So I had a little writer's block because my brain couldn't function that Margaret wasn't with Mordecai. So I spent a few hours or pratically all night, trying to tell myself that they were together in my story and not on TV.

Hawkmeister: I'm gonna put a bounty on J.G's head!

Me: Aw, just eat more ice cream and listen to Bon Jovi. You'll be fine.

Hawkmeister: Fricken J.G. Quintel!


Two weeks later:

Benson and Audrey were just fine with their twins, AJ and Drew got a restraining order against Chuck. But today was a happy day for the Quintel family. They'd moved in to their very first home together.

Margaret smiled, setting Carly down on the baby mat, "It's beautiful"

The blue jay shrugged, "Hey it's the least I can do" He looked at his daughter, "How bout you Diaper Girl? Do you like the house?"

The baby looked at her father then back at her toys, she picked up her Tigger doll and showed it to Mordecai, "Look at my doll! Wait! Where's my bear?!" Her eyes searched the mat.

The cardinal kissed her husband, "It's cute. I love it"

Kissing turned into something else before Margaret gently broke the kiss, "Not in front of Carly! I know it's been awhile but not in front of her"

"Aw c'mon! She won't even know what we're doing…" He saw her face and chuckled, "I'm joking"

Margaret giggled, giving him a little peck near his neck, "Maybe when you get home from work" She winked then looked at her daughter, "Alright. Let's get you all set up in your new room" She lifted her daughter up and headed upstairs.

The blue jay looked at the clock, "Oh! I gotta go! See ya Maggie and Carly!" He headed out the door.

Carly smiled, her new room was a better improvement of the old room, it was bigger but it didn't have that 'horrid' shade of pink. The walls had a light purple color that seemed to make Carly smile. Though the butterflies were still the theme making Carly giggle, she loved butterflies almost as much as she loved pretty dresses.

Margaret smiled at her daughter's Monster Inc pajamas, "Who do you like more Sully or Mike?" She asked as she picked up a fresh outfit.

Carly pondered the question, "Hm…I like Boo but…also Randall, and ok. I guess I like Sully more" She made a clumsy attempt to grab the monster on her shirt only to grab her beak, "What the? No!"

Margaret saw her daughter and smiled, "Ok. I guess it's…Sully" She poked the baby where the monster was on her shirt.

The baby smiled and waved her wings, "Yes! Mama always understands me!"

Margaret lifted a blue dress with white dots on it, "Grandma made you this one" She waved it back and forth, "Do you like it?"

Carly giggled and clapped her hands, "That's really pretty!"

The cardinal laughed to herself, and changed her daughter, "I really hope you're a kinda girly girl and tomboy and the same time…"

"A girly-tom?" She stuck her hand into her mouth.

Margaret gently lifted her up, "Ok. Now guess what we're doing today?" The young bird gave her mom a blank expression, "CJ's coming over to see you while Mommy goes to school"

Carly's eyes widened, "Mama's leaving too?! No! No! You can't leave me! No!" Tears poured down the baby bird's cheeks.

Margaret awed, "Sweetie, it's not like I want to go" She soothed her daughter, "I have to go. And you'll have to go to school someday"

The tiny girl whimpered making Margaret sit her down on her baby mat, "You and CJ will have fun"

"What about Auntie Ellie or Uncle Rigs or Audrey or Sunny with AJ and Drew or Skippy or Poppy or even Auntie Star! I'll even take her!" Carly was beyond upset.

Margaret tickled her daughter's chin, "C'mon Cutie. Just do this for Mommy ok? CJ was the only one available"

The young bird sat with a pout, "I don't want you to go!" She was sat in her playpen while Margaret went to get dress. "I have a bad feeling! Mama can't go!"

The moment Margaret walked downstairs, there was a knock one the door, it was CJ. "Hey. I just wanted to see the little baby"

Margaret moved her head to see her daughter in her playpen, "Thanks again for coming. You were the only one available"

The cloud smiled at the baby, "So where are you off to?"

"College. I hope I can pass through this semester" Margaret giggled.

CJ shrugged, looking at Carly, "Well. Ok. I think Carly and I will have fun"

Margaret pointed at the garage, "Her car-seat and stroller is in there if you need it. And she's a bit of a troublemaker so…I'd watch out"

Carly giggled to herself, "I'm awesome!"

The cardinal told CJ all of Carly's phases then headed off, "Goodbye Carly. Be a good girl for CJ ok?"

Carly grabbed her mother's beak, "No! No! Take me with you!" "Nah!"

Margaret smiled, kissing her daughter's forehead then heading out the door, "Ok. Back to my old schedule" She chuckled to herself.

CJ looked at Carly, "You got feathers, cute. I knew you'd have your daddy's feathers"

The young bird looked at her toys, "Yep. You're boring, and I want my mama back" She went back to playing.

"Hm…let's see what you can do…" She swiftly paced back and forth, "Oh ok. How bout I take you to Twin Peaks mall huh?"

Carly drooled a little making CJ smile, "I'll take that as a yes. I got your car-seat and stroller. Let's get goin!" She laughed.


Twin Peaks Mall:

CJ pushed the stroller containing Carly, "How bout this. Your first field trip with me huh?"

The baby bird looked around, she was amazed. The building was so big and wide, almost nobody was there on a Monday morning. "Whoa! This is awesome!" She looked up at the cloud girl, "Ok. Maybe CJ's not so bad"

CJ pushed into a store called 'Ice and Hot,' "This is where I work" She smiled,

Carly looked at a shirt with a kitten on it. She reached over only to hit the tray, "Gah! I hate this stupid thing!" She looked around, nobody was watching the young bird. "Ok. Maybe just this once" Carly blinked her eyes making the tray slide out and move up. She then unbuckled herself and gently climbed down to reach the shirt.

CJ looked at a bright blue tank top, "Ugh. They never have striped ones anymore" She looked at the stroller, "Alright Carly. Let's go" She pulled the stroller out only to see Carly on the floor with a shirt in her grip.

Her eyes widened, "How did you get to be on the floor?!" CJ checked the stroller, "How'd you get that open? How'd you get that shirt?"

Carly gulped, "Uh oh! She's going to tell Mama I used my 'talent'."

The cloud girl blinked her eyes, "Maybe I didn't put the tray on tight enough" She hoisted the little girl up, "your mama was right. You are a little troublemaker"

With Carly back in her stroller with her buckle on and tray tucked tight, CJ kept exploring the mall, until Carly began to whimper and stick her fingers in her mouth.

CJ moved her head, "Are you hungry?" She asked.

"Yea. I'm starving! But no squash! Or pumpkin!" Carly looked around.

The cloud girl shrugged, "Well. Don't tell your mommy but I have a little treat for you" She pushed the stroller to a kiosk, "Hey. Can I get a small chocolate ice cream"

The man scooped it up and handed her the ice cream, CJ turned and smiled, "Ok. Try this. It's really good"

"Ew! No! It looks like poop!" Carly stuck her tongue at it.

Unfortunately, CJ misread the sign and thought Carly would like to have chocolate, "Exactly" She pressed the ice cold treat against her tongue.

Carly's eyes widened, her taste buds took in every little taste, it was sweet, cold, wet, sugary. She licked it and smiled, "Ok. I change my mind! That is good!" She reached for it.

CJ shook her head, "Sorry kiddo. I have to hold it for you"

The young bird smiled, "Moo!" She giggled, "More!" She licked it up and down, smiling and giggling with glee. "This is awesome!"

After the ice cream was finished, CJ smiled, "Alright. Now let's see where we can get you some outfits for the rocker baby"

Carly giggled, shaking her sticky hands. "Gah!"


Meanwhile:

"I can't believe he's dead" Josh muttered, looking at a picture of Margaret kissing Mordecai. "I'll make Mordecai pay for ruining my plan" He growled. Then turned to meet his new colleague, "So what brings you here?"

Chuck spoke, "I was separated from my son! It's not fair!" He glared, "You have to help me"

The yellow bird nodded, "Of course Chuck. Margaret has my child and herself under lockdown with that stupid Mordecai!"

"Well all I need is you to kill Benson" He told the man.

Josh rubbed his chin, "Hm…I have a plan.."

Chuck nodded, "Ok…what is it?"

The yellow bird stroked his chin-feathers, "Hmm…"


CJ looked at Carly with a growing smile, "Well. You're a good shopper. You picked a great outfit" She lifted a purple dress with Sully on the front saying 'I'm terrifying'

Carly was fast asleep in her stroller, trying on and buying the outfit took a lot of energy for her. With her ice cream still all over her face, she looked like a little darling.

CJ smiled, "Well. Let's get you home. I bet your mama's on her way home" She pushed the stroller towards the exit.

The minute CJ reached her car, Carly awoke with a cry. The cloud girl turned the stroller, "Aw. What's wrong?"

"My tummy hurts!" The young bird whimpered.

CJ opened the diaper bag and handed her a bottle, "Here Car"

The young bird took the bottle and suckled, "I prefer Mama's milk but…this is ok"

CJ giggled as she sat the baby in her car-seat, "You're a good baby"

Carly smiled slurping on her milk, "Yea. Whatever, let's go home!…Auntie CJ"

"Ok. Let's get you home" She buckled her up and took the bottle, replacing it with a pacifier.


Margaret was home when the two arrived, CJ gulped, "Sorry. I took her to the mall and we…lost track of time"

The cardinal smiled, "No. It's fine. I saw her car-seat and your car were gone. Thanks again CJ" She lifted her daughter out of the car-seat, "Did you have fun with CJ today?"

CJ smiled, "Well. I gave her some ice cream, I took her shopping, she seemed like she was having fun"

Margaret laid her sleepy daughter in her playpen, the cardinal hugged the cloud, "Thank you again! You have no idea how much this means"

CJ chuckled, "Well it's fine. I'll see ya later. My shift begins in less then twenty minutes"

"Alright. Say goodbye to…" She turned to see Carly had fallen back asleep, "Oh…never mind" She smiled, "bye CJ"

CJ headed out as Margaret tended to her daughter, "Let's put you in your crib" She laid the baby down in her crib.

Margaret gently and quietly walked downstairs to watch some TV, "I have to tell Mordecai about the letter. What am I going to do? I'm a mommy now, I can't just leave her…" Margaret had received a letter from her dream college, she got in. "But…I'll never get this offer again. Carly and Mordecai need me. I can't just abandon them"

Cries came from Carly's bedroom making Margaret run upstairs, "I can't. I can't leave her." She took the young bird into her wings, "Hi Sweetie. What's a matter?"

Carly shook her fists making the older bird laugh, "Hehe! I got Mama's attention!"

Margaret cooed to her daughter, "Mommy got something important in the mail. She got a letter from her dream school." She sighed, "and she has to make a big choice. She's going to tell Daddy tonight"

Carly grabbed her mom's shirt, "I'm hungry so whatever!"

Margaret sighed, unbuttoning her shirt and unbuckling her bra, "She loves you very much Carly. But Mommy's thinking about going"

The young bird suckled on her snack, "Didn't Mama go to school today?"

After Carly's feeding, Margaret buttoned up her shirt, "Honey. You mean the world to me but…I'm thinking that I should go"

Carly looked at her mother, "GO? No! No! No! You're not going!" She glared.

Margaret saw the baby bird's look and sighed, "Well. Maybe it won't be so bad. Maybe we could all go. Maybe I could go and stop by or…" She laid her daughter in her crib, "Sweetie. You have to understand this is Mommy's dream school"

The baby bird kept her glare, "No! You're not going! And that's final!"

Margaret felt tears in her eyes, "Mommy doesn't want to turn this down. She wants to go and be a journalist. She'd wanted to be a journalist since she was a very small girl." She sighed, "She doesn't want to be a waitress anymore"

Carly looked at her mother with a hurt expression. "No…I don't want you to go Mama!"

The cardinal sighed, kissing her cheek, "Maybe Mommy can figure a way to make a compromise but for now. You need a nap" She smiled a little then played the mobile.


Hours later:

Margaret looked at the clock over the TV, 12:14 am. "Mordecai's working late again" She sighed then headed upstairs, "I'll tell him in the morning" She walked into the nursery to see her daughter, sleeping. "Aw. My little diaper girl" She giggled to herself.

Carly stirred a little then rolled over to hug her bear, Margaret stroked her daughter's cheek, "Sleep tight my angel" She headed towards her room to go to sleep.

Margaret clothed herself in her nightgown and crawled into bed. "I do owe him tonight" She giggled with mischief, hoping her husband would come to bed and give her a night she'd promised him.

Margaret suddenly heard the bedroom door open, "He's home" She smiled.

His footsteps were heard as he reached their bed, Margaret giggled a little bit, blowing her 'sleeping' cover. She felt him put pressure on the mattress, she turned to see him in the darkness, "Welcome home" She giggled.

He didn't say a word, only to stroke her cheek and kiss her neck. Margaret oohed at the slightest touch of his tongue, it had been awhile since they'd cuddled. Margaret giggled, "Mm…Ah!" She jumped as he started licking her neck.

She rubbed his beak only to kiss his neck, "Mm…I'm keeping my promise"

His wings opened her legs slightly, Margaret was brought back by the realization, "Wait. We need to talk" She separated herself from his tongue and wings. She reached for the lamp only to get shoved on her back, "Honey! This is serious!" The cardinal felt his hands go around her waist, "Mordecai! We need to talk! Can you please stop!" She warned him, trying not to raise her voice.

Suddenly the voice sounded like a purr, "I'm not Mordecai"

Margaret's eyes widened, a stranger was all over her, she gasped, "GET OFF OF ME!" She shoved him off and threw herself off the bed.

Her yell alerted Carly making her start to cry, Margaret flicked on the lights to see Josh. "WHAT THE HELL JOSH!" She screamed.

The yellow bird chuckled, "What? You don't like dark sex?"

Margaret gripped her hair, "Oh my god! What are you doing here!? Why are you here?! I thought I told you I don't want to see you! You're a sex-obsessed rapist!"

Josh cracked his knuckles, "Just c'mere" He grabbed her by her waist, he threw her on the bed and casually walked to her door only to lock it. "Any questions?"

Margaret got off the bed only to try to pull the window open, "Stupid window!" She turned then raced towards the door.

Josh chuckled and grabbed her, pinning her against the door. He sniffed her making her shiver in fear, "Oh you smell like cinnamon" He lowered his beak to her neck, taking little nips, "My favorite"

Margaret whimpered, "Josh! Don't do this! Please! I have a daughter who needs me!" She was tossed on the bed, yet again.

Josh pinned her down, narrowing his eyes, "Let her cry! All I want is you! You've been leading me on for weeks! You harlot" He mashed his beak into hers.

"NO! GET OFF ME!" She screamed, trying to get him off of her. "I'M MARRIED! GET OFF!"

Josh ignored her and looked at her nightgown, "Ooh. Lingerie…a see through nightgown"

Margaret felt like slapping herself, "I wore this for Mordecai!" She struggled in his grip.

He chuckled, "Well, Mordecai's not here" He lifted her nightgown, smiling at what was hiding beneath.

The cardinal heard her daughter's cries and felt horrible, she couldn't tend to her daughter. "Please! Josh! My daughter needs me"

Josh snickered, "Mm…you're so delicious" He started kissing her body.


Mordecai opened the door to hear Carly's cries, he headed upstairs to see her screaming, "Aw. Don't worry Daddy's here" He lifted her up and silenced

her with a pacifier. "Shh…Daddy's he-" He heard groaning and whimpering.

"No! Get off of me!" It sounded like Margaret was groaning.

Mordecai gently laid his daughter back in her crib, "Daddy's gonna check this out" He headed out of the room.

"Just loosen up! C'mon. Just call me Mordecock and we'll get over this" A voice said.

Margaret swatted at him, "You're not Mordecai! Get off me!"

The blue jay glared then kicked open the door, to see the same yellow bird from the hospital on his half naked wife, "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!"

Carly let out another scream. Margaret whimpered, "Help me"

Josh pointed at Margaret, "Margaret's been wanting to tell you something! She's cheating on you! I'm Carly's father"

Mordecai glared, "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY WIFE!" He tackled Josh to the ground, "Who are you?!"

Josh glared, "That's none of your concern! Margaret's mine!" He threw a punch at Mordecai.

Margaret grabbed her nightgown, Josh had managed to get off, and raced to her child.

Josh glared, "I'm here to avenge GBF Jr.!" He kneed Mordecai in the groin.

The blue jay groaned as he was pushed off and thrown in the corner of the room, "I'm not letting you get away with this!" He raced after him.

Josh kicked open Carly's door, "Give me the baby Margaret!"

Carly screamed and waved her wings, "What is going on here?! Can anyone sleep in this house!?"

Margaret shook her head, "No! You're not going to get anywhere near her!" She held Carly to her chest.

Josh reached into his pocket and pulled out a gun, "I didn't want to do this! But too bad!" He turned to see Mordecai, "Looks like Carly will end up like Gina"

"W-who's Gina?" Mordecai asked.

Josh chuckled, "Oh you'll find out!" He aimed the gun, "Goodnight Mordecai" He pulled the trigger.

Margaret screamed, "MORDECAI!"

Carly's eyes widened as she reached out, blinking her eyes. "Daddy!"

Josh's eyes widened, "What the…hell?"

Mordecai's eyes opened to see the bullet was on the floor, "What the?"

A gasp came from the cardinal, both birds turned to see Carly holding her wings out. "Oh no! Carly!"

Josh raised an eyebrow, then suddenly his eyes widened, "Margaret! Give me the baby!" He extended his wings, "She's a mutant! She's a danger to society!"

Margaret backed away, "No! She's my baby!" She placed a hand on Carly's head, "Leave Josh!"

"I'm not leaving until I have that baby and you in my arms!" Josh glared.

Mordecai glared and punched Josh in the back of the head. The yellow bird fell over making Margaret kick the gun out of his hand. The blue jay punched Josh a few more times while Margaret called 911.

Josh was taken away with a mutter of a few words, "I'll be back Margaret" With that, he was shoved into the police car.

The cardinal and blue jay watched the police car drive away, "There are some things I need to tell you" Margaret confessed.

Mordecai watched as she sat Carly in her highchair, "What's wrong?"

The cardinal sighed, "Carly has…special talent" She spoke, her voice was soft.

"What do you mean special talent?" Mordecai asked, raising an eyebrow.

Margaret looked around, "She…I…" She turned to her daughter, "Sweetie. Show Daddy what you can do" She placed a rattle in front of her daughter.

Carly looked at her mom, "But you said…ok" She blinked her eyes making the rattle float into the air.

Mordecai nearly fell out of his chair, "What the…!" He looked at her, "How…how is she doing that?!"

Tears filled Margaret's eyes, "I don't know! But she can do more then this!" She got out of her chair, "Mordecai! She's…she's" She looked at her daughter, "She's special!"

The blue jay nodded, "B-but how? Is this all she can do?"

Margaret sighed, "She can float, turn invisible, and move things with her mind"

"When did you learn that she could do this?!" He asked, raising his voice.

She sighed. "When Carly was just a week old…"

The blue jay gave her a look, "You didn't tell me something…again!" He shouted, "Margaret! Why didn't you tell me?!"

Carly felt frightened, "Look what you did! If you didn't do that then Daddy and Mommy wouldn't be fighting!" She had tears in her eyes.

Margaret screamed at him, "WHAT WOULD I HAVE TOLD YOU?" She mimicked a sweet voice, "Honey, how was work? Good…well good oh! I almost forgot, today I learned that our daughter has powers!?"

The blue jay glared, "You swore that you'd tell me everything! What if you'd gotten hurt by Carly! And I didn't know about her powers!?"

Margaret looked at him, "I was scared! I'm still scared someone might take her away! She has these powers and I want her to have a normal life!"

Mordecai sighed, "Ok. Fighting about it isn't going to change it." He took her hand, "Maggie. I love you with all my heart" He dried her tears, "I didn't mean to yell. I was just very curious about our daughter's special talent"

Carly looked at them, "I'm a horrible person!"

Margaret hugged him, "I love you too, I love you more then life but I was scared! I didn't want Carly to be taken away" She kissed him. "What do we do about her?"

The blue jay looked at his daughter, "She's fine" He lifted her up, "she's a happy, healthy baby girl that makes her parents smile" He kissed his daughter's cheek, "Daddy loves you very much Carly"

Carly buried her head into his neck, "I love you too Daddy"

Margaret smiled, "I'm not going" She whispered into Carly's ear, "I have everything I need right here"

Mordecai smiled as Carly slowly drifted off into sleep in her father's wings. "Daddy's little girl" He took her hand and kissed it, "Diaper Girl"


Ok so Mordecai found out about Carly's powers! Ok and a little heads up, I finally got a facebook! If you guys wanna chat with me on facebook that'd be cool! My name is Ryan Quintel. I'm also on Devintart. And well goodnight. I'm going to go listen to Maroon 5 and cuddle with my Adam Levine pillow! Leave a review! :). Bye.

-Ryan's out!