This Chapter comes in the heap of great rainfall around my house, and my driveway resembled a battlfield after Choji's death ball jutsu thing. I choose to blame Hanzo
The stories fave tanks level out at 308 fav gallons
And the Alert Tank has reached the 255 mark
(I need some other ideas for this...and for a poll)
Review Reply station (Pay with Credit Card before drawing gas...am I really doing a gas station gag here?)
Raw66; He has, well lets say, motivation this time...
DBtiger; They've never done one like Taisune before? I read a fic with a Uzumaki and faved it and C2'd it, but he had a Kitsune mode thing going on for himself instead of seal style fighting
Spiderfox; Not intentially
MastarBattaran; he has 4/9ths of Taisune's powers, he will gain Crystal, Wood and three still hidden tricks
Rixell; So, I did capture Anko pretty well, didn't I. I plan to explain why sending that path against Naruto, or any Jinchuriki really was asking for trouble. Oh, I plan to explain how Pain got in this chapter
Benikaze; She is
VFSNAKE; Si
Naruhina fan; Um, I don't like Elfin Lied
Insaniac; I CAN'T KILL HIM OFF, yet
Tobi; That is to be explained as well
Jmann; He still suffers from his flaws...most people consider replacing the Teme for a ice spike strike is dumb
Rain Rain, Go Away...now that you are stay away, my main road is busted
Amegakure
The Deva path, the most prized of all the six paths of pain used by Nagato, his representitive to Akatsuki meetings as the allias Pain, appeared to be brooding into the torrent of the outside rain into the industrial hidden village.
He felt another of the path's approach him, sharing their eyes, hair, wardrobe and love of body piercings, but with longer hair done in a pony tail. The Animal Path.
"I need you to summon forth Konan. I need her council" the path nodded, doing the handseals required.
"SUMMONING JUTSU!" rising from the smoke resulting was the sole female of Akatsuki, a blue haired beauty with a cold face. Paper flowers adorned her hair as decorations. This was the paper angel of God, the S class Kunoichi Konan. She nodded, as if being suddenly summoned wasn't a big surprise.
"Yes, Nagato-Sama" he motioned for the Animal Path to leave. Once they were alone, she dropped her facade, and some concern entered her face.
"It happened again..."
"Yes, it happened again. The Naraka path was hijacked the same as this one was with that invasion of Taki, and been hijacked in authorizing the disasterous missions to capture the Yonbi and Rokubi Jinchuriki. It's taken weeks to sort that out diplomatically, and we've had to put Madara, in that idiotic Tobi posing onto Akatsuki proper until we can find a suitable replacement, and to add to the problem, it allowed the Nanabi Jinchuriki to end up in Konoha, with the Kyubbi no less. Capturing them both from that village is going to be problematic"
"But, who could have the power to take control of your technique like that? The only ones who know of this jutsu decides ourselves are Zetsu and Madara, and they have no reason to run amuck with your bodies"
"I think that's an easy question, Nagato, Konon, students of Jiraiya" a voice said. Alarmed, the duo turned and found themselves gazing at Taisune
"YOU!" the path yelled in fury. Taisune smiled.
"So, it appears I'm making myself known? Well then, let's cut the whole, enemy thing and the billion paper cut, path overload show, and get to why I am here, the fate of our clan, Nagato"
"I don't know how you got in here..."
"Oh, I stuck a warp seal onto Yahiko's body" Konan and the Path showed alarm as to how he knew whose body the path was "and I have information, on your little path problem?"
"Wait, are you...?" the path demanded. Taisune sighed.
"And I'd gain what, by messing with your bodies like that? Seeing as the Naraka is currently trying to destroy the last Uzumaki in Konoha, my plans to revive our clan are in risk of demise. However, I fear I know whose controlling them"
"Tell us, now!" Konan demanded. Taisune gazed at them both.
"The Uchiha who killed my wife, slaughtered my village, and my former best friend. I thought he was dead, but it appears otherwise"
"Wait, Madara-Sama would never..."
"Nagato, I never said, Madara, or Itachi, in the victim's list. Though like them both, he has no chance of reviving the Uchiha, thems the consequences of gaining the same immortality of Tobi's designation. Anyway, I can give you Anti Sharingan Seals for the paths, in exchange I need you to limit Akaksuki's actions to capture the Jinchuriki for another three years" Konan looked at Nagato with curiosity, said controller via his path sighed.
"Looks like peace will be delayed for longer...agreed. But, I sense you want something else" Taisune smiled.
"Your a Uzumaki, thus you have a natural disposition towards seals. Its only a back up plan should Konoha go awry, and I have to use my partners back up plan, but I'd hope to see the Uzumaki restart here in Ame...I'm sure a genetic transfer seal would be workable..." he rapidly returned home to avoid paper shurikan, from a blushing Konan.
"Konan, your face is all red, your not feeling ill are you?" it appears that idiocy towards females is a Uzumaki trait as well.
Forest of Death
The Naraka path glared down at Naruto, before charging at him and smashing down with his fists. Naruto jumped out of the way, before doing several rapid handsings.
"FIRE RELEASE: WYVERN FLAME JUTSU!" a dragon flame was blasted into the path, who forced the flames off him once again and smashed into Naruto, to find him nothing but a shadow clone.
"DAMM YOU UZUMAKI, I WILL GRIND YOU TO NOTHING"
"That's a little different then your earlier taunts, but ICE RELEASE; ICE MANICLES!" Naruto used ice release to form shackels around his foes legs, binding him.
"LET ME GO!"
"I don't think so, girls feel like helping me with this lump" they nodded.
"LIGHTNING RELEASE: SURGE OF LIGHTNING!"
"ICE RELEASE: ICE SPIKES!"
"AURA RELEASE: AURA SPHERE!" a blue sphere, lightning and ice spikes were sent into the path, who groaned in, well pain. Twitching like a malfunctioning machine, the path stumbled out of the smoke disheavled.
"I will DESTRoy you, IN the NAMe of LOrd UChiHA...UzuMAki ScuM" he said like a malfunctioning robot "EARTH RELEASE: ROCK FIST!" Rocks coated his fists once again as charged at Naruto.
"SCORCH RELEASE; Dehyrdration chop strike!" Naruto smashed into Path with a variety with strikes via Naruto's fists, as steam rose from each point. The path screamed in agony.
"DAmm YoU UzUmAkIIIII..." he got a Tanto to the chest thanks to Samui and fell, dead. Samui gave them a look.
"So, anyone want to tell me what all those Kekkei Genkai were about?"
Hokage's Office
"DAMM! I knew that Orochimaru would find a way in here, the snake...but that hulking mass of darkness" The Sandiame was fuming, and probably risking a heart attack, at the security he was getting from security cameras near the forest of death, where the figure had smashed a hole into the dangerous training area. He now had to add repairwork and possibly feral animal issues to his workload. "And I can't even track it..."
There was a rapid knocking at the door.
"Hokage-Sama!" the duo of Izumo and Kotesu burst in. He sighed.
"Yes...and may I ask what was so urgent you both had to damage my door, and give me, MORE PAPERWORK!" they were looking around nervously.
"We have reason to believe the Civilian and Elder Councils, aside for Teuchi and Danzo, and along with that howler bitch..." he gave the Hokage time to acuse them of disrespect, he just chuckled.
"Carry on..."
"Yes, well, we believe they are working against you..."
"Um, isn't that obvious Izumo-Kun, Kotesu-Kun?"
"True, but this is something else...FLASHBACK NO JUTSU!"
Flashback
The two hyperventilating Chunnin and the old Hokage found themselves like transparent ghosts, in the southern gate of the village in the cover of darkness.
"The southern gate, why were you hear anyway? You were assigned to the East" They smiled and rubbed their hands to the back of their heads.
"Well, you see, we were getting board, because nothing interesting ever happens at that gate, so we traded with the guards here...and tossed in a free Ramen coupon"
The Hokage sighed, before they saw something that made the old man angrier then a Akamichi at a 'one serving per person' eatery; the civilian council along with Homura, the elder banshee, and Koharu, were greeting a hulking man dressed in black robes, decorated with red clouds, with strange eyes sort of like Kurenai's.
They handed the man a large sum of Ryo, and whispered.
"Take out the Demon Brat, and his team"
End Flashback
The Hokage was fuming...how dare they! They were going on treason charges now.
"ANBU" several ANBU in the masks of a Feral cat, Snail, Duck, Domestic Cat, Tanuki, Tuna, Octopus and Leech appeared.
"BRING ME THE COUNCILS, NOW, DRAG THEM IF YOU HAVE TO, ASUMA-KUN, KAKASHI-KUN EXCLUDED...NOW!" the cats, Snail and Duck nodded, however the others drew their blades.
"WHAT IN ..."
"Sorry, but I'm afraid, your going to have to retire now, demon lover" Koharu grinned, as she and the rest of the conspirators surrounded the loyal Anbu, Kotesu, Izumo and the Hokage, aided by dozens of Civilian born Chunnin and even Tobeksu and Jonin level ninja.
"Traitors!" Izumo yelled. Homura spat at them.
"No, but you demon lovers are"
In the Forest of Death
Samui and the recovered Team 11 were in a conversation, concerning the Kekei Genkai. Samui nodded as the talks started to cool down.
"So, it appears this Taisune is up to something, decides restoring his clan via you. As I told you, he's met with Raikage-Sama, Killer Bee- Sensei and Yugito-Obasan, and likely he's met with other Kage and Jinchurik, or plans to. This guy appears to be from a group called Akatsuki, who he mentioend were after Jinchuriki...and somehow he has nine Kekkei Genkai, of which several are extinct. How is that possible?"
"Well, I heard rumors of a jutsu that allowed you to absorb Kekkei Genkai" Naruto commented. Samui shook her head.
"I heard about it to, but even a Jinchuriki couldn't do that, their body would still implode from the process of absorbing nine. Also, Aura Release became extinct 50 years ago, and that guy doesn't appear old enough to have been around to take the power" Naruto sighed.
"Wait, Taisune mentioned he was dying at one point, or said it to someone else who told me...I can't remember clearly. Maybe he's using seals to prolong his life?" Samui nodded.
"And then made a seal to transfer them to you without harm...it's plausible..."
"Sorry kiddos, but your wrong" Fluffy commented from the trees, before jumping down. Fu and Haku glared. That girl had larger breasts than even Hinata or Samui.
"And, you are?" Naruto asked. Fluffy giggled.
"I'm Tai-Kun's assistant, and no, I'm not his girlfriend, or something...damm wife mourner, I need a good lay..." Naruto edged away "But that's not why I'm here...first off, Taisune didn't even ask for his powers...I'll let you ponder that one, and two" she grabbed a earth scroll from her pocket and tossed it to Naruto.
"I think beating a path of a S class Shinobi, controlled or not, deserves a little praise..." Samui gave her a look.
"Um ,it would be cool if you had a heaven..."
"Nope" Fluffy giggled before body flickering away. The group sweatdropped.
"She's a pervert, like a dozen Kakashi-Sensei's rolled in a Icha Icha roll" Naruto said nausiously. Fu reached for her red container bag, and grabbed their extra Heaven Scroll. Samuil looked at them in amazement.
"And your just giving us it?" Fu smiled, as did Naruto and Haku.
"Call it thanks for your help with that orange creep, see you guys at the finish!" Naruto and group took off. Samui smiled as she watched them fly into the distance.
"Your cool, Naruto-Kun" she didn't quite catch her honorific in time.
ORIG jutsu
Scorch release; Dehydration chop strike
Kekkei Genkai (C)
Description; The foe is struck with heated hands that evaporate water from the body in question
Flashback NO Jutsu
Rank; E
Description; Basic jutsu for recalling memories