Chapter 27: Vacation Part 1

Kai picked up the Wii and turned to look at Link with pleading eyes. "Please Linky-pooh! I can't live without my games! I will ... melt.. die... dissolve?"

Link removed the Wii gently from Kai's hands and put it back on the coffee table. "No Kai, and besides, we'll be so busy, we wont have time to play video games."

"Stingy..."

"You love me though, right?"

Kai pushed the hero against a wall and kissed him roughly, slipping a hand under his shirt to tease him. "That answer your question?"

"Ahhh! My eyes! Again!" Koal dropped both his suitcases on the floor and used his hands to shield his eyes. "Why do I always walk in at the wrong time?"

Kotomi pushed him out of the way, and placed her bags down beside Link and Kai's. "Oh stop complaining, you'll get used to it... Besides, it's pretty hot."

"Yuck, yaoi fan girls."

Shigen pushed Koal harder than Kotomi had, and sent him flying onto the nearest couch. "If you don't stop complaining... you'll be staying here..."

Kai poked Shigen's arm. "Is someone in a bad mood because they have to leave their boyfriend for a whole week?"

"Obviously shadow... this is why I hate March break..."

Link went up behind him and pulled his lips into a smile. "Come on, smile emo kid."

Shigen waved him away.

Koal whimpered and got off the couch. "Is it almost time to go? I wanna go on the privet jet!"

Kotomi jumped up and down. "Yay! Let's go! I'll help carry the things out to the car." She picked up a couple bags and paused before going out the door. "You driving Link?"

Link nodded.

Kai and Shigen both gulped.

"Slow down! You're going to kill someone! Or us!" Koal was gripping the back of the drivers seat like his life depended on it... which it probably did...

Shigen was glued to the side door, his knuckles white from holding on.

Kotomi sat in between them, smiling like nothing was wrong, and laughing every time they almost hit something. "It's just like playing Mario cart!"

Koal clung to her as he lost his grip. "That's not funny lovely!"

Kai was in the passengers seat unconscious, thanks to a bump on the head he received when Link slammed on the breaks too hard before. He was currently being thrown around like a rag doll.

Link had a huge evil grin on his face, he had obviously been playing to many video games with Kotomi. He laughed evilly as they flew by a cop car, scaring the cops so bad that they threw their donuts and coffee into the air.

Finally, after what seemed like forever, they pulled into the airport parking lot.

Link turned the car off and got out, opening the door for the others.

Koal was the first out, or half out seeing as he still had his seatbelt on and it was holding him back. "I'm stuck! It's going to eat me!"

Kotomi undid the buckle and he went flying.

Shigen opened his door and stood on shaky legs, muttering death threats under his breath, knowing Link would be able to hear them clearly.

Kai opened his eyes and flailed as soon as he realized he was in the death trap of a car. He all but flew out the door once he manged to get it open. "Holy sweet fuck, never again do we let Link drive."

Link glared and bopped him on the head, forgetting about Kai's sore head. "Oh like you're any better?"

Kotomi got out of the car calmly. "Well I think Link is an excellent driver."

Kai snorted. "Well you're obviously on crack woman."

Link turned on the speakers. "Ok everyone, I'm going to start the plain now, so sit your asses down, put your seat belts on, and don't get off your asses until I tell you to."

Koal sat next to Kotomi and hugged her, shaking. "We are going to die aren't we?"

Shigen, who actually looked terrified nodded. "If his airplane driving skills are just as good as his car driving skills... then yes... say your prayers..."

"I heard that." Link said angrily over the speakers. Kai was laughing in the background.

The plain took off and their journey began. Soon they realized that Link was better at driving plains then he was at driving cars and relaxed, falling asleep. But of course, Link just put the plain on autopilot.

"Ok everyone! We're here! Wake the hell up!"

Kai hit them with a random book as he passed each of them. "We are now in Edmonton!"

Grumbling, they all stood up and stretched.

Kotomi looked out one of the windows and laughed happily. "Wow, it's cool!"

"It's... an airport..."

"Yes, I know that Shigen."

"Now, now cousin, leave the lovely here alone."

Shigen grabbed his bags and walked off muttering more death threats.

Koal poked Kai. "So where are we staying? A hotel?"

"Hells no! We have our own house here."

"Jeez, how rich are you guys?"

Kai shrugged. "I can't remember..."

Link ushered them all into a taxi. "A shame we have to use a taxi."

The others laughed nervously.

"So what are we going to do while were here...?" Shigen leaned over Link and peered at the computer screen.

Link pointed to a section on a random map. "Well.. They're having a con here."

"Are you suggesting we dress up as random characters and run around like a bunch of idiots who ate too much sugar?"

"Well, yeah."

"Sounds good to me..."

Koal picked Kotomi up bridle style and spun her around in circles. "I'm going to be Aidou from vampire knight!"

Kotomi giggled as she was set on her feet. "I think I'll be Hinata from Naruto, I can pull her off pretty well. What about you Link?"

"I think I'll be Axel, just because he's bad ass. Got it memorized?"

She turned to Kai. "and you have to be L from Deathnote."

"Is he hot?"

"Of course! That's why I suggested him for you."

"Damn crooked."

Shigen inched out of the room before Kotomi could assign him a character.

"Well let get ready shall we?" Link asked them, dragging Kai off to their room.

"What do you think lovely? Do I look good?" Koal pointed to his face and winked at poor Kotomi.

"Y-yeah.. You l-look good.."

"Why are you stuttering?"

"Because this is how Hinanta talks! Well... Not like that... But..."

"I get it."

Link and Kai came down the stairs. "And stay slouched, got it memorized?"

"Yes! For the last time! I have it fucking memorized! Now stop saying that!"

"I will not stop saying it. Got it memorized?"

"Urgz!"

Shigen stepped out of his room, making sure to send a glare at Kai for no reason.

Kai crossed his arms and starred at the emo. "What the fuck are you supposed to be? A stalker?"

"No dumb ass... I'm Vincent Valentine in his Turk... Form..."

"You and your Final Fantasy shit."

"Damn crooked..."

"That. Is. My. Line."

Link pulled Kai outside before the fight could turn physical.

Koal sauntered over to Shigen and patted his head. "You're looking very sexy today Shigen."

"Are you hitting on me...? I knew the twincest wonders would rub off on you eventually..."

He inched back over to Kotomi. "I like girls."

"Whatever you say..."

The area was packed with cosplayers. Link and Kai were going threw somewhat of a culture shock.

"Dude, there's girls dressed as guys kissing each other!"

Link nudged him in the ribs. "Kai, you're supposed to be acting like L. Got it memorized?"

"And how does L act?"

Kotomi handed him a tea cup full of sugar. "T-there you g-go L..."

"Yay, sugar."

"I'm going to go hang out with the Final Fantasy people..." Shigen walked off, trying hard not to get mobbed by fangirls.

Koal ran after all the girls, dragging Kotomi with him. "Hey lovely~ What's your blood type?"

They screamed and tackled him giving Kotomi a chance to run away.

"So hero, did you think I would let you escape my clutches?"

Both Kai and Link turned around.

Kai screamed... again.

"Stupid spandex asshole!"

"Nice to see you too shadow." Sheik draped and arm over Kai's shoulder. He was dressed in his old outfit, spandex and all.

Link stared at him dumbfounded. "How did you get here?"

"Come on Link, I sleep in the same house as you, I've known your plans to go away since you made them, and not to mention, I have ninja skills."

"Ohhh... I got it memorized..."

"Good, now let's go." He grabbed Link's sleeve and lead him away, leaving Kai to stare after them both.

Kai sniffled. "Why does everyone abandon me?"