"Know Your Stars: The Total Drama Edition"

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Disclaimer: I do not own the entire Total Drama series or All That. Or the Know Your Stars sketches. Cameo by CFO from Metalocalypse included.

Chapter 25: Dawn

"Know your stars... know your stars... know your stars..." The announcer had echoed once again as an certain moonchild with green hoodie, purple stockings, and heavenly golden hair had taken the hot seat. He was floating on the air, indicating she was doing some meditating.

"I feel so blue. That's the aura of calm and coolness. So whatever you have to say to me. I can take it." Dawn said with such confidence. Little she didn't know she wouldn't have it for long.

"Dawn... She worships the Greek God of War, Hades."

"You have it all wrong, my child." Dawn said, still keeping that confident smile, "I worship mother Earth. There is no need to be caught up in the lies you make. I also happen to love the cute animals that nature takes care and nurture of 100%."

"She's full of hate and would also love fire." The announcer boasted once again, just to break Dawn.

"Hate is a word I will never associate with. You must be feeling red and orange altogether, an aura of hate and fire of which I have never seen before. I bet you were an only child made to get attention to those who hurt you..." Dawn replied as the announcer felt this was nothing but garbage, "And fire is bad for me. Good for cooking, bad for the forest."

"Yeah, right..." The announcer chuckled evilly at him, "Dawn... She skinned a puppy."

"That's horrible! I would never do that!" Dawn exclaimed with such fear and shock, but then took a few deep breaths to make the stress go away, "I see you're nothing but a heartless soul who only cares about hurting everyone's feelings with such hateful comments."

"You can't prove anything. Everyone likes me...!" The announcer said with such lying intention.

"I cringe to think of that thought..." Dawn said with such moodiness in her eyes, "And I even cringe of the thought of a puppy being skinned to death, which I never do! It's the truth and nothing but the truth. Like my aura. It's deep blue, meaning the power of truth. Unlike yours, which is a dark purple meaning that you lie deep down inside. Just admit it that this is your little-"

"Blah, blah, blah!" The announcer blared out, cutting off Dawn annoyingly, "Dawn, she defecates on kitties!"

"Okay, what on earth is wrong with you? Are you a sick freak all of a sudden?" Dawn exclaimed angrily as he finally touched the floor, "Because there's no way on Mother Nature's green earth that I would ever do that! I don't remember doing something disgusting like that all my life! This is just lies just made to destroy me!"

"Don't come any closer..." The announcer said in mock scaredness, "...you might crap on me! And you wouldn't want to be stinky just like the poop falling down on that cute little kitty..."

"That's f***ing it!" Dawn shouted out as he started to meditate aggressively. With the color of bright red and fire in her eyes, something bad was going to happen.

"Wait. What are you doing..." The announcer said as he felt something inside him bulge from the inside out. It started growing twice the size of a entire flat screen TV and huger than a king-size football itself.

And all of a sudden, something exploded inside the announcer.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The announcer screamed as his greatness was splattered over the studio. It was certainn that Dawn used some freaky weird meditation ritual that involved the Know Your Stars announcer's johnson to be blown up into little skinny bits, "YOU BLEW UP MY MAAANHOOOOD! WAAAAAAAAAH!"

"Now will you take those greedy little lies back now?" Dawn said as she got off the floor with her hands on her hips.

"Now you don't know... Dawn." The announcer whimpered in pain, "MEEEEDIC!"

"I think my job here is done." Dawn smiled right to herself as the camera backed far away from her just so that she may continue on with her meditating, not to mention humming a nice tune as the segment went off the air for the day.

Ouch, I'm certain the announcer won't have any kids for a very long time...

Next up will be Harold! And yes, he'll be here for real in the next chapter. Read and review everyone! Woo woo woo, you know it!