"HUMAN! YOU MUST NOT GIVE UP! STAY DETERMINED!"
The human groaned, almost melding with his computer chair to form a lazy, horrifying amalgamate. The chair was quite possibly the cleanest thing in the room, as the table was covered in various paperwork and the floor was littered with everything from articles of clothing to video games and consoles.
"B-But scho-"
"BUT NOTHING! ALSO, DO NOT TALK ABOUT BUTTS IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN, YOUNG MAN!"
Papyrus pointed to the royal children in the center of the room, Chara and Asriel idly rummaging through the junk while Frisk raided the mini-fridge.
"What are we even doing in this smelly, dumb place?" Chara remarked, looking at an old handheld console as tough as a brick. "It smells like nacho cheese and regret here."
"Hey, not everyone can afford to plug in air fresheners every day. Also," Asriel bopped Chara on the nose with two furry fingers, causing the boy to turn away and sneeze. "That's rude."
"LET US NOT GET OFF TOPIC! HUMAN, YOU WILL WORK ON YOUR WEIRD ANIME STORY...WITH THE HELP OF THE GREAT PAPYRUS!"
The human turned to glance at Papyrus with a curious expression. "How is this supposed to work, again? Also, Undertale isn't an ani-"
"ANYTHING IS AN ANIME IF YOU BELIEVE, HUMAN!"
"...Anything?"
Papyrus slid over to the human's face, leaning in close with a serious expression. "ANYTHING."
Without warning, Papyrus lifted up the human with both arms ("I'M NOT FAT, PAPYRUS!" "OK BUT LET'S BE HONEST WITH OURSELVES, YOU COULD LOSE A LITTLE WEIGHT.") and placed him onto the bed. Promptly running back over, Papyrus jumped into the computer chair and rolled forward.
"I SEE THERE IS GENIUS IN THE MAKING! THEREFORE, AS YOUR FRIEND AND WRITING BUDDY, THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL FINISH IT FOR YOU!"
The human started sweating. "Finish it...for me? Uh, no, that's...Papyrus, all I need is a little time and rest and-"
"YOU HAVE BEEN USING THAT EXCUSE FOR...MAYHAPS A WEEK OR SO! THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL NOT STAND FOR SUCH LAZING ABOUT!"
The human groaned, but said nothing in response as he got settled in the small cot. The human did not notice the blanket being stolen by Frisk, who had curled up in the opposite side as quiet as a mouse.
"Ok, you win. Go wild, my knight in shining armor."
With a quiet "nyeh heh heh", Papyrus flexed his fingers and began to bang out A THRILLING NARRATIVE THAT WILL KEEP YOU ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEATS
AUTHOR (ME) NOTE- HELLO READERS IT IS I
THE GREAT PAHUMAN WRITER MAN
I SHALL BE BRINGING YOU A FANTASTIC CHAPTER STARRING THE GREAT PAPYRUS AND MAYBE BUT NOT PROBABLY SANS IN A LITTLE WHILE
LIFE HAS BEEN VERY HARDER, BUT I ASSURE YOU THAT I HAVE BEEN THE HARDEST. IN LIVING.
ALSO THERE IS A DOT BUTTON THAT SEPERATES WORD THINGS. THATS NEATO.
WHAT DOES THis button do