A/N Bored, bored, bored, and guess what? Bored. This chapters going to be jumpy. I have few ideas and my imagination is going to be let out of it's cage.

I STILL DON'T OWN MUCH!

Stan's POV

"What do you mean they made another list?!" Clyde exclaims. Oh great, the girls making another list about the top cutest boys. This isn't going to cause any problems.

"Well since there are more kids all the girls in the two classes decided to make another list about us." Butters says. Why does he even mention these things?

"It's a piece of paper with girl's writing on it." Kyle says. "What's the big deal?"

"We still need to find a way to get it from them." Cartman tells Kyle. "Now that all the new kids are here, the list is going to be longer, and most likely more important."

"You guys seriously care about a piece of paper with all the girls thoughts, including mine, on it?" J asks. Has she been there the whole time? "Predictable."

"What do you mean predictable?!" Craig says. "Is that supposed to be an insult?"

"Most likely." J says. She puts a folded piece of paper in the middle of the table. "But all those idiots decided to give me the d*mned thing." She rolls her eyes. "Because the one that's almost always hanging around the guys isn't going to give a stupid piece of paper with names scribbled on it."

"You're just going to put the list there, and not try to hide it from us?" Token questions.

"It's a piece of paper!" Kyle says. "She's right there's no big deal about it."

"Look. Cartman ended up last this time." Kenny says. He holds the list up, the last name is in fact Cartman's.

"Hey!" Cartman exclaims. "Give me that you poor piece of sh*t!" Cartman takes the paper from Kenny.

"This is hilarious." J states, watching everyone fight over the list. She elbows me. "You ended up first."

"How did Stan end up first?" Clyde questions. He's holding the paper. "Dang it, I'm only fifth this time."

"I didn't count the votes, Wendy did." J says. "You need to ask her. I barely know how the thing works. They just had me write down what I thought in order."

"What did you write down then?" Craig asks.

"I'm going to tell all you because?" J asks back.

"Because you probably wouldn't care either way." I say. It's not like her opinions on every boy in the grade could have changed in three days.

"Kenny give me the list back." Cartman says. He tries to take the paper from Kenny. Kenny moves his arms so Cartman can't reach the paper.

"Here Kyle." Kenny says. He hands the paper to Kyle.

"Haha. Cartman is last." Kyle says.

"Okay at least who was last on your list?" Clyde asks J.

"Cartman, like every other girl probably. If it helps any of you Craig was second to last." J says.

"Even in the insane one's brain I'm hotter than Cartman!" Craig exclaims, laughing.

"Is Craig laughing?" I ask.

"Who broke Craig this time?" Kyle questions.

"The local news needs to report this." Kenny muffles.

"I'm not completely insane!" J exclaims. "Yet."

The bell rings. We race to the play ground. Half way through running there J teleports ahead.

So you decided to use that technique? I ask through my head.

Oh shut up. J replies. I teleport a few feet ahead of her. The cafeteria is really far from the playground.

J teleports so she's right in front of the door. I accidentally crash into her. We both fall to the ground. When I get up J's already out the door.

"That was somehow an eventful two minutes." J states. A small ringing noise comes out from her pocket. "One minute this is important." She takes her phone out. I'm about to ask how she can afford it but I know the answer already; 'Magic f**king rock idiot.'

J continues talking to someone named Jessica about a deal they made on something. She finishes saying "To bad, if you don't pay up I'll never sell to you again and I'll tell your brother where you are."

The other kids start flowing onto the playground. J stuffs her phone back in her pocket.

I walk off to start a football game with the other boys. J walks off somewhere.

We shouldn't of agreed to play this by school teams. The cheer squad from the other school is gathered at the sides of the makeshift field. At least the fifth grade and under of their cheer squad. And of course they're screaming their lungs out trying to make us lose even a loosely organized recess game, something big must be happening soon if this is what they're wasting their time on.

Fifteen Noisy Minutes Later

"Are your guys' ears ringing too?" Kyle asks.

"Yes and it's f**king annoying." Cartman replies. "If the new kids are going to do this to us the cheer squad from here should at least fight back."

"Do they even know how to do stuff like that?" Kenny asks. "At the end they ended up lifting one of the second graders in the air."

"Probably not. But can't someone teach them?" I question.

walks in. "Alright sit down and shut the f**k up." He says. Oh great he's in a bad mood.

A Few Painful Teachings Later

"What p**sed off so much between the stretch of lunch and recess?" Cartman asks.

"Who knows who cares." Kenny says. "I still have this." He holds up a folded piece of paper. The list. Once crowded onto the bus we look at the paper. I finally see the full thing.

'Improved Cutest Guys List.' The paper reads. The order going from cutest to ugliest goes Me, Colin, Butters, Kenny, Clyde, Gaz, James, Token, Craig, Bradley, Evan, Zach, Jimmy, Timmy, A few names I don't recognize, and the list goes on until it ends with Cartman at the bottom.

A/N A new shorter chapter! I've been busy this weekend, multiple practices for multiple activities and then I saw a movie with my family, then I had church (yes I am Christian) this morning, and slept most of today. Okay I had a 'busy' weekend.