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Across The Universe
At 5:00 that night, House and Cuddy got ready to head back home.
"Finally," House said as he got dressed. "We will get some alone time."
"Those two days must have been really hard on you," Cuddy said.
"They were," House said. "I couldn't be naked anytime I wanted. Even worse, you couldn't be naked when I wanted you to be."
"I am not going to take off my clothes every time you ask me too House," Cuddy said.
"I don't even have to ask," House said. "I just look at you and your clothes fall off."
"That is because my pants are starting to get too tight," Cuddy said. "I feel like one day I am going to sit down and everything is going to rip."
"I think that means it is time for maternity wear," House said.
"We need to tell everyone about the baby," Cuddy said. "I am just a little nervous about doing it. I hate having everyone talking about my personal life."
"You are the Dean of Medicine," House said. "Everyone is already talking about your business. Dating me didn't really help them to stop talking."
"Are talking about how lucky I am?" Cuddy asked with a smile.
"It is more like, 'did she lose her mind?'" House said. "There is also the, 'did you hear that Cuddy slept with Cameron' rumor. I started that one. Cameron didn't think that it was funny."
"I don't know why," Cuddy said. House and Cuddy grabbed House's stuff and headed down to the lobby. Foreman, Chase, and Cameron were just finishing their shift and were getting ready to leave.
"You feeling better?" Chase asked when House and Cuddy walked towards them.
"Cuddy and I are going to have to really slow down on that wild sex," House said.
"We were there when that guy hit you," Cameron said.
"You weren't there when my father hit me," House said.
"Your father hit you?" Foreman asked.
"Long story," House said. "I'll give you a hint, though. It has to do with Cuddy's boobs." Cuddy hit House in the arm.
"No, it didn't," Cuddy said to the team.
"I saw you just look at her boobs, Chase," House said.
"I did not," Chase said, his cheeks turning bright red.
"Liar," House said. "They look a lot perkier, don't they?"
"Will you please stop talking about my breasts to your team?" Cuddy said to House.
"That was a transition topic," House said.
"I really do not want to know where you planned on going with that topic," Foreman said.
"I was trying to say that Cuddy is pregnant!" House screamed. Everyone in the lobby turned about looked at them.
"Not exactly how I planned to tell everyone," Cuddy said.
"It's true?" Cameron asked in shock. "Congratulations!" Cameron went and gave Cuddy a hug.
"These two can't keep their hands off each other," House said about Cuddy and Cameron.
"Apparently, we can say that about you and Cuddy," Foreman said.
"I am a stud!" House yelled. Everyone came over to congratulate House and Cuddy and ask about the baby. House watched Cuddy as her face lit up as she told everyone about the details of baby. After about 20 minutes, Cuddy noticed the look of pain on House's face. Cuddy told everyone that they really needed to head home and that she would finish telling everyone about the baby on Monday. House and Cuddy then headed out to the car and Cuddy drove them home.
"Why didn't you tell me that you were in pain?" Cuddy asked. "I saw it written on your face."
"You were so happy talking to them about the baby," House said. "I didn't want to ruin that moment for you."
"What gave you the urge to scream out to everyone that I was pregnant?" Cuddy asked.
"I knew that you worried about telling everyone and I though I would get it out of the way," House said. "Plus, I said it in a Housian way so people do not think I have gone soft."
"Like they think that the baby is really yours," Cuddy said with a smile.
"They are probably wondering right now how often Wilson comes over," House said.
"I was actually talking about the new surgeon who is on the board," Cuddy said. "He is pretty hot."
"I do not know who you are talking about, but he is going to be dead soon," House said. "Someone accidentally tripped him and he got hit by a bus."
"You don't even know who I am talking about and you are jealous?" Cuddy asked.
"Yes," House said.
"At least you are being honest," Cuddy said.
"Have you ever fantasized about him naked?" House asked.
"No!" Cuddy said.
"Just checking," House said.
"Have you been fantasizing about anyone being naked?" Cuddy asked.
"Just Mary McCormack off In Plain Sight," House said.
"Me too!" Cuddy said.
"I am going to have good dreams tonight," House said as he leaned over and gave Cuddy a kiss on the cheek. Cuddy grabbed House's hand and held onto it as they drove home.
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This is the final chapter of this story. I would like to thank all of my loyal readers, including My next story in the series is gonna be called "It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year." Please leave an exit review for this story when you have finished reading.