On the train, Garnet was singing, Regina was flirting with Tidus and Eico was staring at Zidane. Not much was happening on the train, Zidane was still on shock of how Garnet acted earlier, and Tidus was depresses about Yuna, and yet continued to listen to Regina.

After a while, Tidus glanced out the window and shouted to Zidane. "hey Zidane, where crossing the ocean!"

"…We've been crossing it for 5 hours… and you just realized that now?" Zidane gave Tidus a flat stare.

"Um… no, no. Of course not. Hee, I just decided to say it now." Tidus faced turned red from embarrassment and hoped no one would notice.

Garnet became distracted from her singing and joined the conversation. "You sounded pretty surprised, when you said it. Ohhh! Zidany, look, dolphins! Aren't they pwetty." Once again Garnet became absorbed in the window and started to sing again.

Wanting to know what's so special about 'dolphins' Tidus didn't know what a dolphin is because he wasn't educated like Garnet, and plus he's a dumb blind and looked out the window. They were blue magnificent creatures, which jumped from the surface of the sea. They had a stunning blue, delicate tails, swift moves and razor sharp teeth crusted in dry blood. Tidus backed away from the window when it seemed the dolphin was growling at him.

Suddenly-after a few hours of boredom- the train stopped. Tidus looked out the window. He noticed the train stopped in a train station- a destroyed one. There was a charred sign that had letters remaining so people could tell that it said:

City of Northin

There were sounds of creaming and explosions that made the group hustle out of the train.

The group searched to see what was causing all the chaos. As they turned around they saw a dark figure. When they got close the person in black was… Link! Tidus, Zidane and Garnet gasped.

"Link sexy baby!" Regina ran and gave Link a hug. "Everyone this is Link, Linkity, Link, Lincon, Link, Links, Link, Linkus, Link, Linkady, Link, Linkavage… Link, my husband."

"Your husband! Your MARRIED!" Tidus began to feel light headed and dizzy.

"Hints the word 'husband' genius." Eico put her fists on her hips. "hey, would that make you Regina, Linkity, Link, Lincon, Link, Links, Link, Linkus, Link, Linkady, Link, Linkavage… Link?"

"No just Regina." Eico put on a sour face, remembering that whole name for nothing.

"Ah, my friends." Link welcomed them. "How was your journey? Please, come to my 'other' place and lets talk." Link lead them to a black, evil, threatening castle. It was made of tainted black stone, darker then the inside of a coffin on a night of a new moon. Giant, hideous, red eyed gargoyles watched as the group entered in.

Garnet clung to Zidane when she thought one of the flame eyes looked at her. "Zidane, this place is creepy… I'm scared."

Zidane gave an annoyed sigh, knowing he has to comfort her. "Relax, his designer was probably Shannon."

"Ohhh." Garnet sounded more confident in herself. "It dose look like Shannon's work."

Inside of the castle here was pink draped and dark green carpet. The group was stunned as they saw the mismatched colors. There was cute little flower patterns on the lovely drapes, yet the carpet had the word 'EVIL' written on its. The travelers came to a conclusion that Link has bad taste when it comes to decorating.

"This is most, defiantly Shannon's work." Zidane started to joke.

"Link! I told you the curtains should match the carpeting." Regina screamed. Her eyes were widened by the horrible sight.

"I didn't get a chance to change the curtains."

Garnet looked around in wonder. "Why change the drapes? It's the carpeting that needs improving. Where's Zelda?"

"She's… um… in the shower."

"Don't you go changing the subject." Regina whacked her figure at Link as she continued to yell at him. "This is not what I said I wanted! This is so not me."

"Fine I'll change the drapes tomorrow."

"No, change the carpet." Garnet yelled.

Regina turned her attention to Garnet. "I don't want pink flowers. Pink is such a uncool color."

"Well, I like pink and so does Zelda. Where's Zelda now?"

"She's… um… shopping."

"Oh, okay… Wasn't she in the shower a moment go?"

"No. Regina go bring some drinks."

They all sat down in the conference room talking about what happened and so on. Every once and awhile, Garnet asked where Zelda was and Link came up with something different every time.

After sometime, Tidus mentioned the quest for the warriors. "Link we need you to come with us."

Before Link could respond, Regina started talking about something that she obviously put some thought into. "I like blue." Then Link and Regina started to have a conversation which appears to make sense to them.

"Blue?"

"Yes blue is a nice color and it's go perfect with the cabinets."

"But blue is so common."

"yes, but it's the only one that would light it up."

Link finally agreed and walked towards the door. After a few paces he remembered his guests and turned around. "Uh, excuse me. I have to get something. I'll let you guys stay for the night." There was a flash off evil red in his eye and he gave an insanity chuckle. "Vweeveehee." Link left eh room.

"Do you think he's up to something?" Eico asked after Regina took their empty cups and went to stack them in the kitchen, there was a huge pile of dishes because Regina doesn't know how to wash and Links a guy (in the strait guys world; men don't do women's work).

Tidus started blankly. "He didn't answer my question…"

The next morning the group was offered some whine and rich food for breakfast. "My favorite is the 'French wine'." Link commented as they all sat and had a friendly shat.

"I don't believe I ever had 'French wine'." Garnet took a sip out of her glass.

"All wine is French! Geez." Eico scowled at the others. She was too young to drink. There 'is' a drinking law. Believe it or not, no one can drink until there 10. It lessons the chaos in the world. Children younger then 10 are to dumb to rebel.

A servant came in and talked to Link about some kind of deal. "Pardon, master, but someone destroyed the PW (Pepsi weed) Factory in Finlish."

Link growled, grabbed his sword and killed him. "Heowhaahaahaauma!" Link laughed hysterically. Everyone gasped in horror and confusion.

"You killed him!" Garnet squeaked and covered her mouth.

Link stopped laughing and looked at the corpse. "… ahem, no I didn't… I didn't do it."

"You stabbed him with your sword." Tidus pointed to the bloody, black sword.

Link looked at the sword in his hand and then hid it behind his back. "What sword?... I don't have a sword." When the group didn't say anything, Link called for another servant. "Arrest who ever exploded my factory in Finlish."

Zidane was finally fed up with not knowing what was going on and off course Zidane wants to know everything. "Okay, what the hell is going on here?"

Link smiled. "I'll answer any questions you have as long as it's specific enough."

"Wait, what about Zelda?" Garnet had so much hope in seeing her again.

"I killed her. I can't remember why or when, but I think it was after I went insane and before I turned into Dark Link."

Garnets eyes filled with tears. "Y… you killed her?" Then a unpredictable, unexpected, unfunny event happened. Garnet unsheathed Zidane's dagger and attacked Dark Link. She diced him into many pieces because the Hyrulian was unprepared for Garnets rage.

When she was done, the Princess picked a pink flower and smelled it. It took a couple of moment to realize what she did. Then she broke out in tears. "What have I done? I'm a monster! Zidane, I killed the pretty pink flower!" Garnet ran to Zidane and cried on his shoulder.

"Uh, that's … alright. It'll grow back next spring."

"It's not the same." Eico and Garnet went to bury the flower, while Zidane and Tidus dealt with Regina and her corpse of a husband.

"Oh my GOD! I'm going to sue you!" She pulled out some papers out of nowhere and started to calculate some math. "You owe me 2,000,001 gi- OW!" Apparently she cut herself on the sharp, deadly, razor, evil, dangerous edge of a piece of paper. "Hu- Oh no, I'm bleeding. I need a band-aid, I need a band-aid. I swear I cant see blood. I faint at the sight of blood. I-I…" After hyperventilating Regina fainted.

"Well… Lets say we move on the other next warrior, shall we?" The four of them then continued their journey.