AquaticWings wanted a chocolate bar? Well, luckily for her, Genis is the one who's going to get it.


A number of you have asked for another vict- food taster than Genis. So, under the pressure of the crowd, I will from time to time, add another friend to taste.

Chocolate bar (10 people)


10 handfuls cocoa grains

½ cup milk

3 cups water

3 tbsp walnuts

2 tbsp almonds

1tbsp peanuts

2 tbsp dry rice

1 tsp powder coffee

1 tbsp hard caramel

1 tbsp corn

1 tbsp sliced bananas

1 tbsp sliced strawberries

1 tbsp sliced cherries

1 tbsp orange peel

2 tsp chili pepper

2 tsp fruit liquor


Take cocoa grains and grind them. Mix with 2 cups of water and let dry. You should obtain a sort of paste. Put obtained pasted on the side.

Crunch walnuts, almonds, peanuts and caramel, take orange peel and various fruit and chili pepper and slice them until obtaining very small pieces. Put them and the rice in a large bowl.

Mix the rest of the water and milk with the obtained paste until the paste is humidified and soft. Then, while gently mixing, add all contents of the fruit bowl in the humidified chocolate paste. Then, while still mixing gently, add the fruit liquor and add coffee.

Mold obtained chocolate paste in a rectangular 4 inch x 10 inch x ½ inch rectangular bar and cook for two hours at 80°C (160°F).

Remove chocolate bar. Let it cool and serve.


Lloyd: Thanks for inviting me Genis.

Genis: Sorry Lloyd.

Raine: I made chocolate, who wants some?

Genis: What kind of chocolate?

Lloyd: I think I'll leave.

Raine: First, have a taste.

Genis: Raine, what kind of chocolate?

Raine: Well, I couldn't decide, so I made all.

Lloyd: (hesitantly eats some) Since when do you put nuts uncooked rice and alcohol together? (runs to the restroom and purifies his stomach)

Genis: Why is the rice so hard? (twitches) And what the hell is with all these flavors, it's not eatable! It's disgusting. AND WHY THE CHILI PEPPER?

Raine: (takes out a notebook) Right, memo: Only chose one chocolate recipe.


There, that's how it is. The moral of the story is: TOO MANY DIFFERENT FLAVORS IN CHOCOLATE MAKES IT UNEATABLE!!!