Alright guys, listen up. I've seen that two viewers (Brit-Britt and chipmunksforlife) are debating or have already left the show. I really do feel bad about it, and I feel that it's somewhat my fault.
This chapter will not have the usual comedy it normally has. This will be the chapter where we try to fix everything going on with the Talk Show and it's viewers.
Let me explain how I'm going to do this. Part of this chapter, which will be the words in italics, will be my words and what I think of it. The other part of the chapter will just be the Chipmunks and the Chipettes in their usual way. So, please just follow along here so you can catch the details so I don't have overlodes of questions about it.
I hope you guys can forgive me if I did anything wrong. Thanks. Please read.
Alvin: Hi guys. We have a change in our show today.
Theodore: *wrinkles his nose* We do?
Alvin: Yes, Theo, we do.
Theodore: Oh.
Alvin: We've noticed that there's a lot of drama going on with our reviews and we're going to try to solve it today in this show.
Brittany: Let's take the reviews that we've been getting about the drama lately and work from there. *sighs, picking up the papers* Simon or Jeanette, you read them.
Jeanette: I can do it.
Brittany: Knock yourself out. *hands the papers to Jeanette*
Jeanette: *accepts the papers and smiles* Alright, from... Dianne? Who's that?
Alvin: Obviously a new viewer.
Jeanette: Oh. Anyway, here's her review.
To: Brit-Britt: To chipmunksforlife:
Crybaby! Get lost! We don't want you hear anyway! All you're doing is looking for attention! This little pity party for yourself is getting old. You've done it before I'm already sick of it! You want to leave, then leave. All your doing is taking up space; then people are getting ignored because the viewers are too busy chasing after you! People are leaving because of you! It's not fair so get lost! Don't you see people don't like you here! They hate you! Everyone hates you! You want to leave so bad then go, don't let the door hit you on the way out! And I can guarantee you won't be missed!
Please don't leave because if her. I'm sure they care about you to, thy were just to busy dealing with that crybaby Brit-Britt to answer your questions. I'm sure if you stick around long enough they'll get to you're questions. We love you! And now that that brat is gone, they'll have more time to focus on more important things. Please don't leave because some bratty kid is looking for attention!
Wow... that's harsh... oh my God, is this really neccasary?
Simon: Who would ever say that about Brit-Britt?
Brittany: Brit-Britt is not having a pity party! Honestly, she's just expressing herself! She's not just looking for attention!
Simon: I don't know anyone who just looks for attention.
Alvin: You're looking at her.
Brittany: ALVIN!
Simon: You two, don't start. *groans* This will be a longgggg day.
Jeanette: That's for sure, isn't it?
Brittany: By the way, Dianne, or whoever you really are, Brit-Britt was the first one to leave! It's because of people like you who are rude and mean to her! That's why she left! She's not feeling good about herself! If she commits suicide or something, you probably wouldn't care. *tries to relax but just can't; she's so furious* You don't care if she has feelings, do you? We all love having Brit-Britt here. We don't hate her. And I don't know about you, but I'll miss her a lot.
Jeanette: Brittany, you're actually being partially nice! *smiles, proud and impressed*
Alvin: Is this the first time?
Brittany: Alvin!
Alvin: *snickers* I'm kidding.
Eleanor: Can I say something, please?
Simon: Of course.
Eleanor: *sighs, trying not to cry* I miss Brit-Britt. I really do miss her. I miss her so much, I want her to come back. chipmunksforlife, too. I miss him beyond your imagination, Dianne. Haven't you ever missed somebody in your life? Because we're all going to miss chipmunksforlife and Brit-Britt dearly. We'll never forget them, even if they never come back. So, just leave them alone.
Theodore: Wow.
Simon: And from amandaxalvin...
ok yeah i DO wanna Marry you! You are my hero Alvin. I love you(crys really hard) sorry. The song i want Alvin to sing TO ME is: Only You and You Alone. REMEMBER ITS FOR ME! not for Brittany. sorry Britt but i actually want somebody who i adore and love so much to sing a song to me. Alvin when you are done singing I want you to say something about me and i want it VERY LONG so it can take me a long time to read. Alvin you made my dream come true im a songwriter and im famous thank you XOXO!(:
Wow, she does want to marry you...
Alvin: Well, do I have to sing?
Simon: She really wants you to.
Alvin: *nods* Okay fine.
*Brittany rolls her eyes, jealous*
Alvin: Only You (and You Alone) by The Platters
Only you can make this world seem right
Only you can make the darkness bright
Only you and you alone
can thrill me like you do
and fill my heart with love for only you
Only you can make this change in me
for it's true, you are my destiny
When you hold my hand
understand the magic that you do
You're my dream come true
my one and only you
Only you can make this change in me
for it's true, you are my destiny
When you hold my hand
I understand the magic that you do
You're my dream come true
my one and only you
One and only you
Brittany: Of course, it's not for me. How nice.
Alvin: You'll get over it, Britt.
Brittany: That's what you think.
Simon: Stop it! You two need to stop fighting. How do you expect to get married next week?
*Alvin shrugs, looking at his feet*
Simon: By the way, viewers, Alvin and Brittany are getting married next week. So, you'll want to be around for that!
Alvin: Simon, stop being so embarassing.
Simon: *Chuckles* Okay, okay. Anyway, from H.F. MunkMadness.
A message to Britt-Britt. Don't go, you make a awesome detecive. You saw things that we could not have seen. You maid me smile and laught. You also made me rethink about some things. And to all the people whom had been mean to you (get lost). So, from me, don't go, please. :-(
You know what, H.F is right.
Alvin: Of course! Brit-Britt's smarter than you!
Simon: Alvin.
Alvin: What?
Simon: And from Dianne again.
Guys, quit incouraging her! She's just doing it for attention! If she wants to leave, unsay don't let the door hit yah on the way out! It's chipmunksforlife we should want back! Not that brat! Let's face it, her ideas were dumb anyway! Now we have a new detective and she's ten times better than her! Just get lost Brit-Britt! Your not wanted here!
Brittany: She is wanted! Everyone wants her here! So Dianne, you can just get out! Don't let the door hit you on the way out! Have fun with that!
Simon: Brittany, I've never seen you so worked up.
Brittany: Really? Alvin has.
Alvin: *rolls his eyes* Yeah and I got slapped.
*Theodore giggles and focuses the camera*
Simon: Now from EmilyAnaya19.
You guys should just leave britt britt alone she is a has been a great dective! She is my inspiration for helping the chipmunks and the chipettes so lay off of her!
Emily's right. Brit-Britt has been the best detective. And honestly, she discovered things that we wouldn't be able to think of ourselves.
Jeanette: I feel so bad for Brit-Britt.
Simon: Hold that thought. One last one from Dianne.
Why are you guys so persistent with this girl? She left for no reason at all; oh, I take that back she left for two reasons: because she wanted to hurt us and make us feel bad for her and because she wanted the attention! Have any of us ever said that she was a bad detective before she left? No! So why would she leave? Simply because she knows you guys will come running after her! So I say lets not give her the satisfaction! She's a traitor! She doesn't deserve our love; if she really loved us, she wouldn't put us through any of this! Besides, why aren't you guys begging chipmunksforlife to stay? They're feeling ignored and unloved and none of you even care! Don't you love chipmunksforlife?! I do! At least I know that chipmunksforlife isn't a low down brat just wanting attention! So Brit-Britt, if you're reading this, I hope you never come back! In fact, I'm tellig you, DON'T COME BACK! WE DON'T LIKE YOU HERE! Most of us have been praying for the day that you take your dumb ideas and got out of our faces! So good riddance, traitor!
And like I've said multiple times, don't let the door hit you on the way out, even though I'd laugh if it did! I'll reiterate, we hate you!
And for those of you who keep begging Brit-Britt to stay, KNOCK IT OFF! For the last time All you're doing is encouraging her! You should be begging chipmunksforlife to come back! Where's their love?!
Dianne is just being so unfair to all of us! She's just being rude!
Brittany: Dianne, you're being such a bitch! Stop doing this! Brit-Britt needs to come back! I'm sick of her! Simon, let's just ban her!
Simon: I thought we weren't allowed to. Remember, Dave said...
Brittany: *slumps her shoulders* Dave has too many rules.
Simon: Sometimes it's hard to keep track of them. *looks over to Alvin, pointedly*
Alvin: *frowns at Simon* Yeah yeah, shut up.
Brittany: We all want Brit-Britt to stay. She has great ideas, she's no traitor. She's always been so nice to us and Dianne can just take her stupid ass out and leave her alone!
Alvin: Brittany, calm down. You're gonna kill someone in a second.
Brittany: No! I'm tired of people picking on her!
Alvin: Do you think we're not? *crosses his arms, looking at Brittany*
Simon: We need to solve this.
Alvin: How?
Simon: I'm working on it.
Alvin: Alright, until we have a solution, you viewers need to help us. Be back soon.
Alright, they gave their outright opinions, especially Brittany. She and I are both tired of the drama that Dianne is causing between her and Brit-Britt and supposedly a few select others. First I need to say a few things to some viewers.
Dianne: You need to be a lot more nicer to people. Brit-Britt doesn't need the pressure with your rudeness added onto it. As a matter of fact, on the next show, the Chipmunks and Chipettes may have Dave appear and might try to persuade him to ban you from the show. I don't want any of my viewers to leave, I've worked so hard and they actually appreciate me. Barely anyone cares about me and this little group of people that read my stuff is all I've got. You can't ruin it for me. And the viewers don't like it either. Nobody's on your side. Choose your words wisely.
EmilyAnaya13: You're doing a good job of being courteous throughout the show, thanks for that. I really appreciate the fact that you care about other people's feelings.
chipmunksforlife: You and Brit-Britt keep this show running. As well as the other viewers. Not me. I don't run this show. Alvin and Brittany do. They love the fact that you're helping and you've been so nice to them. Please don't leave. Please.
Brit-Britt: Please come back. The mystery isn't yet solved, we need your intelligence! Not that the rest of you aren't smart, that's not what I'm saying. You know what, the mystery will be solved tomorrow. I'll just tell everyone who stabbed Alvin. I hope you'll be here for that.
Anyway, now that I've done that, I just want to say why I've by accident 'avoided' some reviews. Because I've been just so busy lately, it's hard to squish in so much. But I swear I'll never do it again.
Well, there's the big cheese. Please review and help end this drama/