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Teen Titan Lover: Uhhhh... Nah.
Hello and welcome to a new episode of Let's Not Die! This is Sammy here telling you, you're gonna enjoy today's show! Um... This is as excited an opening as it usually is... Uh, well, enjoy!
{Cut to the camp}
All contestants report to camp! I have challenge for you guys today
Slowly they begin to show up.
I don't like how slow you guys are! Well, anyways: The challenge today is a little hunt... for escape!
They gasp.
From someone who irritates you!
They relax.
You guys are gonna be chained up and looking for a key.
Complaints are coming loudly.
AYO, PAAAAANTHA! BRING JERICHO AND THE CHAINS! DON'T THINK I DON'T SEE YOU SLEEPING! I'M SHOUTING BECAUSE YOU NEED TO WAKE UP AND WORK, GIRL!
They heard loud thuds. And they are getting louder and louder. Stop banging on the trees, Pantha!
Finally she shows up. Jericho is slung over her shoulder, half-asleep.
She drops a duffel bag.
Then she drops Jericho.
He jumps up and rubs his butt.
See, there is only one key that can unlock every single cuff. And the winning team is the team that can work together the best to get it.
Pantha digs through the bag, pulling out 15 shackles.
Okay, first up to be shackled is Kid Flash and Hot Spot. One at the ankle, one at the hip, and one at the wrist.
Hot Spot scowls. "Are you f***ing dumb? I don't want to be tied to this chronically hungry, annoying p****!"
Pantha has them shoved together.
"Shut the f*** up. I swear if you talk, Freckles..."
Kid Flash closes him mouth.
They have shackles around their ankles, wrists and a large one on their waists; Hot Spot's left and Kid's right.
Okay, now Robin and Raven. Tie em up!
Raven frowns and shakes her head.
"Whatever it takes to win." Robin says, walking over to Raven.
Pantha shackles them; Raven left, Robin right.
Jinx and Bumblebee.
Bumblebee struts over. "I share a room with her, its whatever."
Jinx frowns. "Yeah..."
"Shut it!" Pantha shushes them, her and Jericho shacking them.
Bee is left and Jinx is right.
Argent and Starfire!
Starfire smiles. "As long as it is not that wench Bumblebee."
Bumblebee uses her free hand to stick up the finger.
"I don't like her much..." Argent says, frowning.
"That's the point, stupid." Pantha insults her, shacking them.
Ummm
Beast Boy was all by himself, looking around.
Jericho, shackle Pantha with Beast Boy!
Pantha's eyes widen. "HELL NO!"
Cooome on... I'll add as overtime on to your salary! Just pleeeease?
Jericho's jaw drops. He doesn't get overtime...
Pantha walks over to Beast Boy. "Fine! But I want a 5 percent increase at least!
…... Fine.
Jericho quickly shackles them and goes over to the duffel bag.
Go and hide the key somewhere smart.
He takes the key out the bag, swings the bag over her shoulder, and runs.
The teams wait a while.
OKAY! So in ten minutes you guys can go... Some rules now!
They groan and complain.
Yeah, there are rules. Rule one, no flying or weapons involved. Nada! Two, do not break the shackles... With anything. Three, you guys are allowed to fight others but I do not need the injuries like last time! I had to delay the show so you guys can heal... This is a relaxed challenge and you don't have to stress too much. Have fun, get to know each other.
They are stressing and arguing among themselves.
Okay, go now!
Robin runs of and practically drags Raven behind him.
Kid Flash tries to run but is burned on the butt by Hot Spot.
"Don't you f***ing dare run."
The rest manage to move smoothly, save for the limping.
{Cut to key}
The key is under a couple leaves under a tree.
Robin and Raven soon pass by.
Robin drags Raven over to a tree and hits it with baton.
Emo chick is dragged to another tree.
"Stop it!" She yells.
Wannabe leader dude stops and hits fist against his hand, pulling her.
"We must win! You aren't going to slow me down!"
Her hair stands on her head.
Robin ignores it. "Lift things up!"
"Azarath Metrion Zinthos!"
She lifts about everything but the leaves.
Robin shakes his head and runs, dragging her. "Hurry!"
Next to walk by was Jinx and Bumblebee
"F***, I'm leading, dumba**." Bee lifts their attached legs and steps foreward.
Creepy pink-eyed chick steps back.
"Who said you're leading?" She snaps her fingers. "Bitch, I know than you about looking for what I want the most. And I want to be freed from you!"
The bossy girl raised an eyebrow. "Uh uh.. If we can't learn the walk together, how the hell gonna work together? Plus, I don't like you."
Jinx nodded. "I don't like you too."
She snapped finger and shook some trees.
The key bounces and falls back in place.
They limp off, screaming at each other.
Starfire and Argent soon walk by.
"You see, it is best that I do this!" The alien says.
The punk goth Lolita teen shrugs. "I don't really-"
"Do you think Robin would consider that goat, BeeBumble?"
Argent raises an eye. "Bumblebee?" She lifts their leg and steps foreward.
Wild redhead nods. "Yes. Do you think he would prefer her over me?"
Argent rolls her eyes. "I do not care much, lass."
"What is this 'lass' you speak of?"
Girl with heavy makeup rolls eyes and lifts her hands and Star's hand, a big rock next to the leaves lifting up.
They move on, the orange girl talking too much and annoying the silver girl.
Next comes Pantha and Beast Boy.
Green teen snickers about something.
Thick wrestler growls. "Shut the f*** up with your corny a** jokes! You aren't funny!"
Beast Boy snickers. "That's what the carrot said to the corn! Get it?"
She walks to a shrub and drags him.
Then she kicks it up, looking and stepping on bugs.
"Whhhhhhhhhyyyyyy?" The weird vegan dude screams.
The Mexican brick-house grins.
Beast Boy morphs into an elephant and uses his snout to knock on trees.
Pantha looks at the shackles from the dirt.
"So they stretch? Ughhh."
He morphs back and she glares at him from behind her mask.
"Idiota! Me atrevo a probar otra vez!" She screams.
The green dude was scared as she drags him off.
Next is Kid Flash and Hot Spot.
He screams as the hyperactive teen runs around, dragging him.
The constantly angered guy shoots him with a little fire.
Freckles stops, looking at him.
The key flies up and falls back down.
"If you f***ing run again you're dead. Don't think I'm joking."
Kid Flash pouts. "I'm only trying to help dude."
The mean teen points to a tree and sets it ablaze.
Animals and birds flock from it.
"Ahhh... That's helping."
The fast dude drags him there and spins his arm until the fire does down.
Meanie scowls at him.
"The f*** you do that for?"
Kid Flash smiles. "Okay, I get that's a fetish for you, but chill bro."
"I don't like you." Hot Spot growls.
Cool guys shrugs. "That's fine with me. Let's go find a key!" He snickers. "That rhymes... I got baaaars!"
Hothead shrugs.
{Cut to Sammy}
She looks shocked
To quote Antwan Dodson, "You are duuumb. You are really duuumb."
She shakes her head.
The key is right there! Right under some leaves... And this episode is about to run out of time!
Omigosh...
I gotta hurry this up.
{Cut to key}
The key is under some leaves.
They all frantically run, dragging each other. They look everywhere but where the key is.
No one passes by.
Ugh... It's under leaves by the camp.
Jinx and Bumblebee run past.
The freaking key is 14 ft North of the damn camp!
Bumblebee and Jinx backed up. Soon enough Kid Flash and Hot Spot make it there.
Soon they all were there but Pantha and Beast Boy.
It is hell now.
They all look at the leaves.
Pantha jumps from the tree above it with Beast Boy.
Her foot steps on it.
"Anyone wants to come get it from me?"
Hot Spot drags Kid up with him.
"I've been stuck to him for too long!" He shot a fireball at her feet.
She jumps and Raven gets the key with her powers.
"He's been driving me crazy." The last word comes out in a demonic voice.
"We have to win." Robin grabs the key and tries to unlock a shackle.
Jinx snaps her fingers and the key drops.
"I don't care! Bee is the most controlling bitch ever!"
Bumblebee nods. "Because I'm a boss!"
Argent grabs the key. "But Starfire is annoying!"
"Annoying you say?" The alien questions, frowning. "Hmph."
A tentacle grabs it.
Beast Boy morphs back. "Pantha's been threatening me!"
Hurry and get the damn key!
Bumblebee shocks him and everyone else.
"I'm a frigging boss!"
Jinx hurries and unlocks them before anyone attacked.
Pantha jumps at them but Bee had already flew off, leaving Jinx.
She just wants the key.
Quickly, Pantha unlocks herself and stomps off.
Beast Boy couldn't free himself because Raven takes the key, Robin yelling at her.
She flies away.
{Cut to camp}
Everyone is there.
Weird punk girl leaves shackle around her waist.
Winner was Jinx and Bumblebee, who leaves?
They look around.
"Um.. Star?" Bumblebee says.
Jinx shakes her head. She likes the drama.
"Raaaaaven."
They look at Raven.
She shrugs.
"I hate this place. I guess I'm going to need to get a job..."
"Raven!" The both say.
Raven waits for the helicopter.
It came down and just before boarding, she turns and gives them the most demonic face ever.
They all scream, save for Jinx and Hot Spot.
"Once you see a hobo with a beard give birth, nothing is scary." Jinx says.
Hot Spot shrugs. "Screaming is for wusses. I've had worse THOUGHTS!"
Raven stops and floats in to the copter.
{Cut to Sammy}
Today I learned the contestants are really complicated! Well, stay tuned for another episode of Let's Not Die!