VOLDEMORT: "You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance!"
RON: "Harry, I love you. I have always loved you. I didnt understand before, but I do understand now. Please, say you'll be mine, and I'll take you away from all this."
HARRY: "Ron... I wish I could quit you."
HERMIONE: "Lavender, give me that Cosmo magazine!"
RON: "Hermione, would you shut up?! I'm trying to work!"
Dumbledore: Harry . . . pull my finger.
Voldemort: I wish there was a way to get more people to join as Death Eaters!
Wormtail: Well, Master, I think there is one thing that may help . . .
Voldemort: And what's that, Wormtail?
Wormtail: Well, it's a place where a bunch of stupid kids go and they'll believe anything you say and it's easy to sucker them into doing whatever you want. You could have them meet us somewhere, and then we can kidnap them and force them into joining us.
Voldemort: Really? What is it?
Wormtail: day)
Ron: Harry, I have something I need to tell you.
Harry: What?
Ron: I'm a Death Eater.
Harry: WHAT?
Ron: Well, I was on my Myspace . . .
Malfoy: To tell the truth, Goyle . . . I did cry at the end of "Titanic".
Harry: Rowling sucks!
(Voldemort has just killed someone and his Death Eaters are behind him.)
Voldemort: Come on, guys, let's go get some fckin' Mountain Dew!
Lucius: Dude, Voldy, that was so fckin' extreme!
Sirius: Harry, your parents aren't really dead.
Harry (his face lights up): Really?
Sirius: Nah, I'm just messin' with ya.
Hermione: I just don't understand it -- why didn't anyone like Kazaam?
Ron: Because it sucked.
Harry: Like our last movie!
Newell: Why does everyone btch about that movie? You kids need to find something better to do with your time! No one cares about your opinions! There's nothing you can do about it! If we wanna ruin a great series of books then what are you gonna do about it? Complain on Oh, we're scared now.
Hermione: You cut out the houselves, you bastard!
Harry: I even got bored during The Maze sequence! And thanks for taking out the Sphinx
Fred: Hermione, why aren't you in class?
Hermione: Didn't feel like going
George: Go to potions right now or I'll report you to McGonagall
Barty Crouch Jr: "I show you mine if you show me yours!"
Harry: Holy Hell! Where do you wanna do it? Im so happy that the polyjuice potion doesnt effect you anymore... you are sooo much sexier than Mad-Eye!...Come on, lets do it in Dumbledore's room, nobody will find us there...unless they know the password...oh, Dear...Hey, headmaster, can I borrow your room for a while?"
Dumbledore: "Can I ask why, Harry?"
Harry: Sure, I'm going yo beep Barty Jnr before the Dementors take him away from me
Dumby: Oh, that's alright, Harry, you may use my room as long as you like, have fun"
Harry: "Thanks, Headmaster. you Rock...Lets go, Barty!"
Barty Jr: "Can Voldemort join us?"
Harry: "Sure, no problem...what ta heck, let's invite Lucius too...and Bellatrix and Draco...aand...Sirius! Oh and Snape!"
Barty jr: "Never mind, let's go!"
Peter: Are you going to smoke that?
Voldemort: I was saving until I finished off Potter.
Peter: Don't you mean until you finished WITH Potter? ha ha ha...
Voldemort: Ok now I'm sure you found my stash