Mr Cuddles Says:
Bonjour China,
...Why did you scream at me...? I wasn't going to harm you... mistress Saubure told me not to attack any other countries ever since I tried to attack Fem! Prussia and put Spain in the hospital for spider poisoning. I just wanted to say hi to you. * sees a fly and eats it sloppily* Oh dear sorry you had to see that... you know... if I wasn't under strict orders I would love to bite your arm and poison you. It's quite interesting to see how nations deal with poisonous spider bites... very interesting indeed... * laughs creepily*
Sincerely,
Mr. Cuddles
P.S. I'll be watching your every move...
China Says:
Oh..! M-Mr Cuddles, aru, was it? ^ ^;;
...Ni...nihao aru!
...
... Aiyaaa! You put Spain in the hospital, aru!? D Now why would you do that, aru? -grumbles- Spain is so nice, aru! Every time he sees me and Russia, he goes, "Hola amigos!" and starts chatting with us about tomatoes and invites us over to have lunch! Even Russia likes him, aru! Spain is the living, walking example of the Three Character Classic, aru!
-clutches arm- You will not poison me, aru! Never, aru!
-grumbles- Well wishes, aru,
China
Russia Says:
Zdravstuitye, Cuddles!
No touching my Yao Yao! ^ J^
-KOLKOLKOLKOL-
Spaseeba, ee dasveedanye! ^ J^
Russia