Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Parings: You know if you have read it…Warnings: Pervs! Just kidding of course…or am I?
A/N the votes are in and I will show you the winner at the end of the story….or when it comes up and all we shall see.
Chapter twenty three
" Hey Naruto." A girl with this cute face came up to Naruto, " I was wondering well do you want to go out some time?" The blonde gave a little blush but not because of the girl it was because of his boyfriend Sasuke Uchiha!
Sasuke had left Naruto alone for one minute and look what comes up to him this thing that was ugly. The blonde had pink cheeks and that pissed him off even more then the fact that that ugly thing was by him.
" Sasuke." Comes out of his cute lips and his face looks happy to see him. Sasuke smiled up at the blonde and walked to his side. His eyes met that of the girls and raven eyes became cold and dark. The girl shivered back a little and kept her eyes to the floor.
" What do you want?" Uchiha asked in the coldest voice he could muster up. The girl was shaking now and her breathing became ragged breaths.
" Sasuke I want a cookie." The blonde said in a sweet voice and climbed on Sasuke's back and licked the back of his ear. Sasuke smirked when the girl's eyes became huge. He glared at her and she was gone in a flash.
" I'll get you a cookie after school okay?" The blonde smiled and replied 'yes' so the were gone well almost.
" Naruto! Get off of Sasuke's back. We are still in School!" A blonde busty woman came in through the teacher's lounge. Naruto stuck his tongue out at his grandma and hopped of the other boy's back.
Lee was feeling very uncomfortable because he was sitting next to Sai and Sakura…In the middle of them. He knew that Sai and Sakura were the two top smartest people in the school. He was sweating and Sai was already eyeing him up and down plus Sakura was brushing agents him. He was thinking that maybe giving Sai that little piece of him was not a good idea but if felt so good!
" Okay class welcome back. We are going to be learning about the male and female body for the next few months." Their teacher smiled and uncovered a picture of a naked man and women. Lee felt like he really wanted to kill himself.
Naruto sat in the park eating his fresh steamy cookie that Sasuke bought for him after school was done. He thought he had never tasted a better cookie, it was a chocolate chip. He was sitting on the curb because his best friend wanted to meet up with him.
" Hey Man!" His best friend Kiba Inuzuka came up with his dog.
" Kiba!" The blonde yelled finishing the cookie. The boy waved as he walked up to the blonde boy. The dog sniffed around and jumped playfully…by Kiba. Naruto had this twinkle in his eye when he looked at Akamarur.
" Let's go! They opened up this new video game store and I wanted to check it out." The blonde jumped up and started to go but stopped.
" Which way?" Kiba slapped his forehead and caught up to the blonde.
" Blondes." Kiba lead the way to the new shop that had opened but in the shadows two teens followed behind like ninjas. Naruto felt eyes on him and turned around but every time he did this there was nothing there that wasn't unusual. Kiba didn't seem to notice so the blonde ignored it.
Tenten sat with her friend Lee and other friend Sai who was giving Lee these looks that had hidden messages. Tenten ignored the weird Sai and continued to speak about her day back at school and how fan girls were trying to pick fights.
" Well tomorrow she told me to meet her at the park right and so I said sure." The girl took a bite of her purple ice.
" Tenten it is not very youthful to fight." Lee said clenching his fist. Sai on the other hand gave this weird look that said 'hypocrite'. She knew that couldn't be Lee is Lee and will always be this youthful kid that prized honor.
" I know but I can't let her win. Besides you know I can win." The girl with two buns in her head said licking her spoon.
" That is not why I am concerned. What if you get sued for harassment and then have to pay for the hospital bills…again. You're still paying from last time." Lee said looking concerned like a true friend. Sai seemed to be jealous at how much attention Lee was giving Tenten and not him.
" You have a point…I wont leave marks then." Tenten pouted and took another bite of the purple ice.
" I can't see how you can eat that." Sai commented for the first time. Tenten looked at him and glared and patted her ice.
" What it's the best! You can sit next to Uchiha and be a hater." Tenten took another bite. Sai rolled his eyes and sat back and put an arm over Lee and hugged him. Tenten looked surprised and grinned and pointed (don't do that.) the spoon at Sai and Lee.
" Lee I didn't know you were dating this pervert. Well you have my blessings. I guess I will go visit Neji and leave you two lovebirds together." Tenten got up, taking her ice, and walked out the door.
Lee sat still for a moment stunned and Sai was still hugging him around the waist attempting to do things that should not be mentioned…for young readers. Lee pushed his face away and slammed it to the floor with a loud thud.
" GET A LIFE!" Lee shouted. Sai was on the floor helplessly bleeding in a pool of his own blood. Lee feeling a little sorry gave him a tissue and walked out of the ice shop but took a picture before he left…black mail.
" WE ARE BACK!" Ino shouted from the big White House that is Temari's and her siblings.
" What happened?" Shikamaru asked coming from the living room along with the other siblings.
" It's a long story. I'm going to wait until we have all our friends that we have known since we could walk." Ino said and then threw up her finger, " And Sasuke since Naruto seemed to like to hang on him.
After many txt messages and phone calls …Some friends ignore friend's txt messaging…you know who you are. All their friends were seated at the ice shop and eating the purple ice…Sasuke didn't. Sai was sitting cautiously from the glaring Lee and next to Sasuke since he didn't like the ice.
" Okay before we hear Ino's story I have some news that I just learned." Tenten said up holding her purple ice high in one hand. Lee glared harder at Sai and was about ready to jump the cowering Sai.
" What is it?" The blonde boy asked looking up at the panda girl.
" First off Naruto I hear you have a fox…Kyuubi?" Tenten said noting the red orange poofy tail sticking out of Naruto's jacket. After hearing his name the fox jumped out and there friends started as an awww! Lee and Sai looked happy and relieved of the news Tenten had said.
" Second Sai and Lee are going out." Tenten added and sat back down as questions flew around the tabled.
" Hey you guys leave him alone." Gaara was sitting with Hinata and glaring at them.
" Oh Gaara thankyou." Sai said smiling. Gaara actually didn't like Sai and this sort of in a friendship way pissed him off. He didn't want his friend going out with this pervert that just wanted a good time…asshole.
" Well enough about them and now to us." Ino said pointing to her and Choji.
" Okay." Some random friend said and they sat quiet like little kids would do…squirmed.
" Well we went to umm France and um yeah well we saw Linkin Park and MY chemical romance and got to go back stage to meet them!" Ino screamed.
" We got you guys some auto graphs and T-shirts." Ino said pulling out a bag full of shits and paper.
Out in some long car drive that a few took over the winter, were a couple of vampires. They were walking around a bed that was occupied by a vampire and his wife kneeling by his side.
" What are we going to do?" The lady said with tears in her eyes.
" Sasuke will have to take the throne in the summer and take Naruto to come live here in the palace." The mans voice, which was week and failing had a little fight left. His eyes were attempting to shut but he kept them opened long enough to finish.
" Come summer the vampires will have a knew king and I may rest peacefully with you." His eyes closed the women tears spilled over and dripped on to the mans face.