"we shall go like this!" Perry said. he looked down at his dust cover shirt and grimanced. "well, I guess I should change clothes." Perry said. Heinz rolled his eyes and they changed clothes real quick. Perry wearing a bright green shirt that read 'Country? No, kiss my rock and roll ass' in black letters and a pair of light blue jeans, Heinz wearing white shirt with 'Suicide is painless' in red letters and pair of gray sweat pants.
*mall*
Perry held his chin up high and Heinz's hand tight. he had an uncomfortable look on his face though.
"whats wrong?" Heinz ask.
"this sling is hurting me." Perry replied. Heinz fixed the sling on his arm and they continued walking. they kept getting looks from people. someone even had the gall to walk up to Perry, while he and Heinz were separated, and offer to help him get out of his abusive relationship. Perry was fuming at the ears. "now see you you lilly livered loser! just because I have a black eye and my arms in a sling don't mean nothing! I got hurt in a fight and my boyfriend had nothing to ddo with it! but his goody two shoe's brother decided to stab me with a pen in the shoulder! and you have the balls to jump on him when you don't even know the half of it?!" Perry shouted. the man backed up.
"geez i'm sorry! you don't look strong enough to protect yourself, thought you could use someone who could." the man ,Charles as he'd introduced himself to be, said. Perry gaped at him.
"is that so?" Perry hissed.
"yeah!" Charles exclaimed.
"then why are you here?! the only person I need is my boyfriend and you sir ain't him!" Perry shouted.
"well I could be. anything's better than that whimp." Charles smirked. Heinz deflated. Perry punched him with a smirk. the man stumbled back. Perry lifted his leg in a and in a flash kicked Charles in a place, no man ever wants to be kicked and he yelpped dropping to his knee's. Perry put his hands on his hips.
"I wouldn't date you if you were the last man on Earth. I wouldn't date you if my life depended on it!" Perry shouted. "I given a choice between being brutally murdered and dating you, I'd choose death!" Perry shouted. he turned away with a huff while several people watching started to clap and cheer. he grabed Heinz's hand and walked away with the laughing man.
"this is so going on Youtube!" Heinz laughed. Perry grumbled on as they went shopping.
"moron thinks he can call you a whimp and get away with it." Perry mumbled.
"oh he was just being childish." Heinz chuckled as put another box of colorful Christmas lights in to the buggy.
"speaking of childish, that man'll be lucky if he ever has kids!" Perry huffed. Heinz snorted and went on.
"come on I need your opinion on what type of candy canes to get." Heinz said. Perry stopped mid rant.
"Candy canes?" Perry ask curiously.
"we fought using them once. white with red stripes, ringing any bells?" Heinz ask. Perry thought a moment.
"oh! thats what those are called? we just call'em edible hooks." Perry shrugged. Heinz laughed.
"your adorible, you know that?" Heinz ask. he grabed a box of watermelon and a box of strawberry candy canes. "what kinds of cookies do you like?" Heinz ask. Perry shrugged.
"I don't know. the only cookies I've ever had, were oatmeal and they were disgusting." Perry replied.
"you like reece's cups right?" Heinz ask. Perry nodded his head. "then we'll get some cookies that have reece's cups in them." Heinz said. Perry shrugged and followed the man. "you know for someone who was unable to talk when he was born, you sure do talk alot." Heinz said. he chuckled when Perry hit him in the back.
"jerk." Perry mumbled hanging on his arm.
"awe I'm just picking on you." Heinz said. Perry pouted and ignored him.
"hey whats that?" Perry ask point to a decoration.
"that?" Heinz ask. Perry nodded. "that's tinsel." Heinz said. Perry looked confused.
"it looks like the time Candace glittered her scarf." Perry said. Heinz chuckled. "whats it for?" Perry ask picking some up.
"well you put it on a tree to make it pretty." Heinz said. Perry looked confused.
"humans are weird." Perry said. he put the tinsel down. Heinz chuckled. "hey whats that?" Perry ask pointing to another object.
"that's string." Heinz replied.
"what's it for?" Perry ask.
"for popcorn." Heinz replied. Perry made a face.
"popcorn? on a string?" Perry ask. Heinz nodded.
"people use it for tree decorations." Heinz said.
"not I know your pulling my leg." Perry said. Heinz laughed.
"excuse me ma'am, but have you ever used popcorn as a tree decoration?" Heinz ask.
"why yes. every year." the woman replied before wondering off.
"see." Heinz replied. he suddenly stiffened. Perry looked concerned and gave Heinz's arm a tug with his good hand.
"Heinz, whats wrong?" Perry ask.
"m-my parents are here." Heinz said. Perry looked up to seem them marching their way. he stiffened his upper lip, stood straight and tall, fixed a glare on them, and held his head high.
"don't worry Heinz, I won't tallerate them being rude." Perry whispered. they watched as they walked up to them.
"Was haben Sie mit unserem Sohn getan?! (what have you done with our son?!)" Heinz's father shouted. Heinz didn't respond too scared to speak. "Antworte mir! (answer me!)" he shouted.
"Augusta, beruhigen muss es eine vernünftige Erklärung. (Augusta, calm down there must be a reasonable explanation.)" his mother replied. "wo ist Roger? wir haben ihn seit Tagen nicht gesehen! (where is Roger? we haven't seen him in days!)" his mother cried. Perry took a moment to think the words.
"Im Gefängnis. (in jail.)" Perry replied. they both looked horrified.
"warum ?! er getan hat nothign falsch! (why?! he has done nothign wrong!)" Augusta shouted. Perry had to pause again to think.
"Er stieß einen Affen mit seinem Auto. " Perry said. Hein shook his head.
"you just said he stabbed a monkey with his car." Heinz said.
"well translate!" Perry replied.
"nein. nein. nein. Er stach mein Freund hier in der Schulter mit dem Stift Sie ihm gab. (no. no. no. he stabbed my friend here in the shoulder with the pen you gave him.)" Heinz said.
"lügen nicht zu mir! (do not lie to me!)" Augusta shouted. Heinz flinched at his fathers tone.
"hören Sie hier nicht gut faulen Stück Müll! Heinz ist nicht gelogen, und ich würde mich freuen, wenn Sie aufhören würden beschuldigt jedes kleine Wort, das aus seinem Mund kommt, um eine Lüge! Sie dumm Haufen Scheiße! (listen here you no good rotten piece of garbage! Heinz is not lying and I would appreciate if you would stop accusing every little word that comes out of his mouth to be a lie! you stupid pile of shit!)" Perry shouted. he and Heinz turned and left. "and I have no idea what I just said." Perry said. Heinz laughed and explained what he'd said.
"geez you kiss your mother with that mouth?" Heinz laughed. Perry's face lit up.
"no, worse, I kiss you." Perry replied. to prove it he kissed Heinz on the cheek and took off running. Heinz glared at the back of his head and raced after him.
"i'm going to run you over!" Heinz said. he ran into Perry with the cart, not to hard he didn't want him to fall over, and Perry laughed. "alright we need to get a tree next." Heinz said. Heinz had an allergy to real Pine tree's so they'd be getting a fake tree for Christmas, Perry's family would also meet them at Phineas and Ferbs house so he wouldn't have a reaction to their tree.
"we should get a white one." Perry said thoughtfully.
"white it is." Heinz said.
"Feliz Navidad. Feliz Navidad. Feliz Navidad, prospero año y Felicidad." Perry sang along with the music. "Quiero desearle una Feliz Navidad. Quiero desearle una Feliz Navidad. Quiero desearles una Feliz Navidad, desde el fondo de mi corazón. " Perry sang forgetting that part was in English.
"what does that even mean?" Heinz ask.
"I want to wish you a Merry Christmas. I want to wish you a Merry Christmas. I want to wish you a Merry Christmas, from the bottom of my heart." Perry replied.
*DEI*
"hey where were you guys?" Vanessa ask.
"Christmas shopping." Perry said.
"Perry beat a guy up for hitting on him." Heinz snickered. Vanessa looked shocked.
"and I told off his parents in German." Perry added. Vanessa laughed.
"well what did you say to them?!" Vanessa ask. Perry's face lit up.
"I wouldn't translate that for a bottle of Platypus treat." Perry said. Vanessa laughed.
"Perry!" Vanessa laughed guess at what he said.
"well it wasn't on perpose! I speak Spanish not German!" Perry replied.
"oh hey would you mind if I invited my boyfriend over for movies tonight?" Vanessa ask helping to set up the tree.
"hey I don't mind. Perry?" Heinz ask.
"you're her father." Perry replied.
"and your his significant other. now yes or no?" Vanessa ask. Perry shrugged.
"I don't mind." Perry said.
"what movies are we watching tonight?" Vanessa ask. Perry looked at Heinz.
"well, we have The Grinch, Rudolph, the Legend of Frosty, Frosty returns, and the Nightmare before Christmas." Heinz said.
"whats that last one?" Perry ask. Vanessa's jaw dropped.
"just my most favorite Christmas movie in the world!" Vanessa exclaimed. Perry took a step back.
"uh, ok." Perry said. Vanessa shook her head.
"alright I'm going to go get a shower. James should be here anytime now." Vanessa said.
"i'll get the movies and the popcorn." Heinz said.
"what about the babies?" Perry ask.