Lena
We have only been here for less than half an hour and Stef is already drunk. She downed six shots before we even got one. Kelly agreed, well after her and Jenny flipped a coin on it, that she will stay sober. I only had one shot when Stef pulled me onto the floor claiming she wants to dance. That makes it very obvious she's drunk, I mean if you really couldn't tell by how she can't walk straight or how she said the word 'dance' like a flamboyant gay boy would, she never wants to dance sober.
"Stephanie love you" she said proving she can't talk in first person. She continued to dance badly up against me, since im sure if she moves away she will fall.
"Lena loves you" I said teasing her but she's to drunk to catch onto it. She leaned her entire body weight up against me before kissing me, to her credit she almost hit my mouth. I continued to dance with her for a bit before doing the come here signal to Kelly and Jenny and they came out.
"I want to get drunk to deal with her. Stay with her?" I asked more to Kelly because I know Jenny is already tipsy.
"sure" she said as I moved away from Stef causing the girl to almost fall. Kelly caught her and held her steady.
"don't take advantage of her" I said jokingly as I went to get a couple of shots.
"Hey honey, trying to catch up with the blondie?" the bartender asked winking at me.
"the blondie is my wife and yes it would be a very long night if im sober" I said laughing. I downed the couple of shots.
Kelly
"That little bitch" slurred Stef. I followed her gaze to see what she is talking about. What I saw was a drunk or at least tipsy Lena having an overly nice conversation with the bartender.
"Lena is mine the bitch" stef slurred getting more pissed as time goes on. Meanwhile I have a drunk Jenny making out with another girl a couple of feet from us. I know me and her are divorced now but it still hurts to see.
Stef decided to take matters into her own hands as she drunkenly walked over to them.
Shit, this can't end well. I hate being sober! I thought as I followed the drunk girl I was in charge of.
"Who the hell do you think you are?" Stef yelled at the bartender as Lena who is now fully drunk tried to make sence of the situation. I pulled Stef back knowing that a physical fight might happen if I don't.
"Whats going on?" Lena asked as I returned her wife to her.
"she thinks you're flirting with the bartender" I said and Lena looked annoyed.
"Why would I flirt with her? I was just talking to her" Lena denied.
"the bartender is flirting with you." Stef said angrily.
"Stef she just wants a tip" I said trying to calm her down with logic.
"No she wants in her pants" Stef yelled. Why did I agree to come tonight? I looked over my shoulder to see Jenny gone. Great as if this wasn't bad enough. I need to find Jenny.
"shes not even here anymore" I pointed out. "why don't you guys focus on how much you love each other in the girls bathroom with me" I said before realizing how bad that sounds.
"We are no having three some" Lena said failing to put the "t" at the end of not.
"I know I meant follow me to the girls bathroom because I have to make sure that girl doesn't take advantage of Jenny." I said as they laughed.
"dude you have to let her go. There are plenty of girls for you in the sea." stef said and it took a while to realize what she was trying to say.
"Plenty of fish in the sea" I corrected and they both burst into laughter.
"Why would you date fish" lena asked as they both laughed hysterically. "fish!" they said amusing themselves.
"Fishies" stef said as I grabbed both their hands and lead them to the bathroom. I hate this, its worse than babysitting. When I walked in I saw Jenny puking, well its better than walking in on them having sex.
"she left" she said and Lena and stef laughed. I hate when they're drunk together. Their like children, one second they are best friends and next second they are arguing like siblings.
"don't worry there are other fishies" lena said and they both practically fell over they were laughing so hard.
"huh?" jenny asked.
"don't worry about it" I said. "can we go home?" I asked having enough of the night already.
"We should go to strip club like we used to" Stef said.
"Stef we never used to go to strip clubs" I said and she laughed.
"we should go, so in couple of years when we no go no more we can be all, 'we should go strip club like we used to'" she said and even I laughed. Drunk Stef can be really annoying but she can also be so funny.
"then we can be all like, 'oh the good old days when we were 21'"she continued.
Laughing,"Stef were in our forties" I said. She put her hand over my mouth and shushed me.
"We don't speak of that" she said in a loud whisper so everyone can hear her. The more everyone laughs the more she jokes.
"Can we go please" she begged. "I know there is no fishies there but there ton of hot girls" How long is this joke going to last?
"Yeah hot girls" lena agreed. Everyone chorused a yeah after her.
"Fine" I agreed knowing it will be better than here, I hope at least. After the yays were yelled I lead them out to the car.
"I want to drive" Stef said.
"No absolutely not. Youre drunk" I said as she stuck her bottom lip out in a pout.
"I'm not even drunk" She denied.
"I needed to hold your hand to help you walk to the car, you are drunk." I said.
"oh yeah" she said laughing. Its going to be a long night.
Hey guys so this one I decided was just going to light and mostly drama free because this story is so heavy and dramatic. I had a lot of fun writing this and this chapter is supposed to be an amusing chapter. I have no idea what they will be like when drunk together but I think it would be hilarious to see. Let me know what you think and NO I WILL NOT WRITE THE SEX SCENE! IT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE AND YOU GUYS CAN USE YOUR IMAGINATION. SO DONT BOTHER WITH ASKING.