Itachi wanted nothing more than to throw Sasuke onto the bed, rip his clothes off and take him, but Sasuke was practically falling asleep in Itachis arms so Itachi decided that holding him would have to be enough, for now. Itachi drug him over to the bed and pulled the covers over him before climbing in behind him and pulling him close. Sasuke fell asleep almost instantly as he felt Itachis arms wrap around him.
Sasuke woke up to see Itachi watching him closely and looked up at him curiously as Itachi leaned in closer. Itachi was inches away from Sasuke when he heard a growling noise and looked at Sasuke in surprise. Sasukes stomach growled again, making Itachi laugh and pull Sasuke up to go get some breakfast. After getting some breakfast Itachis plans were foiled again by Sakura who was determined to give him a check up and then again when Hidan sat down and looked over at them curiously.
"So are you two over your fight about Sasuke being a drinker?" Hidan asked bluntly earning a glare from Sasuke.
"You make it sound like I was an alcoholic or something" Sasuke snapped as he glared at Hidan.
"Let's just drop this subject" Itachi growled as he tried to stay calm and not get angry again.
Suddenly Zetsu came in to the kitchen, giving Sasuke a strange look before going over to Itachi and whispering something in Itachis ear. Itachi shot up and went to follow Zetsu out of the room.
"What's going on?" Sasuke asked curiously.
"Nothing for you to worry about, I'll be back later, I'm sure Hidan will keep you company until then" Itachi said giving Hidan a pointed look before running after Zetsu.
Hidan smirked over at Sasuke before getting up and heading towards the door.
"Well since it seems I've been tasked with taking care of you lets go to the living room and laze around until he gets back" Hidan said as he looked back at Sasuke expectantly.
Sasuke shrugged and followed him to the living room where he went to watch tv as Hidan played cards with Kakuzu, losing miserably. Kakashi and Naruto came in at some point and Sasuke and Naruto fought over the remote for a little while as Pein watched them with a mixture of amusement and annoyance. Naruto won the struggle by licking Sasukes cheek, making Sasuke shoot back and release the remote out of shock. Naruto just smirked at him as he started to flip thru the channels.
"What the hell Naruto, that was disgusting" Sasuke yelled as he smacked Naruto on the arm.
"That's nothing compared to what you probably do with Itachi" Hidan said with a smirk as Sasukes face turned a deep shade of red.
Sasuke was about to start yelling at him for his comment when there was a loud commotion out in the hallway and everyone turned to look at the door. Sasuke got up and despite several commands to stop and stay back he went over to the door to see what was going on and stepped into the hall just in time to be knocked over by someone running down it. Sasuke and the other person fell to the ground with a grunt of shock and pain as everyone ran out of the living room. Sasuke was still trying to recover from the fall when he heard a gasp and the person next to him flung their arms around him holding him tightly. Sasuke struggled to loosen the grip and finally pulled back a bit to see who it was. Kimi looked back at him with a look of shock that probably mirrored his own as Itachi ran around the corner looking a little beat up. Sasuke looked from Itachi to Kimi and back again before laughing a bit at Itachis condition compared to hers.
"You probably shouldn't have picked a fight with her Itachi, it looks like you came out on the losing end there" Sasuke said as everyone looked at him in shock.
Sasuke stopped laughing when Kimi suddenly punched him in the arm hard enough to send him tumbling sideways.
"What the hell was that for?" Sasuke yelled glaring over at her.
"For making me think you were dead you jerk, I missed you, you said you were coming to see me after training and you never showed, Kabuto came to me and said that you were dead" Kimi yelled starting to cry towards the end.
"Wait why are you crying? Don't cry, What did I do? Would it make you feel better if I zapped Itachi?" Sasuke asked earning a glare from Itachi.
"Why do I get zapped to cheer up an intruder?" Itachi yelled angrily.
"She's crying you jackass, are you really that insensitive?" Sasuke yelled glaring up at Itachi.
"So, she had her giant snake attack me, I say let her cry" Itachi yelled making Sasuke look over at Kimi in surprise, Kimi had a look of pure horror as she looked at Itachi.
"Since when do you have a giant snake?" Sasuke asked warily.
"I don't" Kimi said quietly before looking at Sasuke with another horrified look.
"What?" Sasuke asked getting a little worried.
"We have to hide you, if he knows he'll kill you, hurry get up go into that room, no that one, no he could already be in that one, um I know the vents we can hide you in the vents, no he could be there too, oh no this is horrible, Why are you just standing there?" Kimi yelled frantically running around as she panicked.
"Calm down Kimi who are you talking about?" Sasuke asked carefully.
"I never expected you to be here Sasuke" a voice hissed behind them making both Sasuke and Kimi freeze with looks of shock.
Sasuke quickly recovered and pushed Kimi behind him as he glared at Orochimaru.
"Sasuke what are you doing, hide" Kimi hissed as she tried to push him into a room.
"I think he already knows I'm here Kimi" Sasuke said a little annoyed.
"I'll forgive you for deserting me if you hand over the girl" Orochimaru said with a twisted smile.
"Go to hell" Sasuke snapped pushing Kimi further behind him.
Orochimaru glared at Sasuke then looked over at Pein.
"You can return the girl to me or I'll take both of them back" Orochimaru hissed, Itachi stepped in front of Sasuke with a glare.
"Itachi give him the girl" Pein ordered.
"If she goes I go with her" Sasuke said making Itachi stop and glare.
"Sasuke just let it go, if she's one of his subordinates then it's not our problem stop playing hero" Itachi growled as he came closer.
"She's not, he just wants her kekkei genkai" Sasuke growled earning a smirk from Orochimaru.
"Sasuke don't, I'll go, you shouldn't go back there" Kimi hissed as she tried to go over to him.
"Stay" Sasuke snapped pushing her behind him again.
"Sasuke stop you're going to get hurt" Kimi snapped glaring over at him.
"It's better than handing my best friend over to be torn apart by Kabuto for her kekkei genkai" Sasuke snapped back as he pushed her back a bit, if he got clear of the others he could use chidori if Orochimaru attacked.
"She's mine, I demand she be returned to me immediately, I'm letting you keep the boy as payment for her return" Orochimaru hissed.
"Sasuke why are you so set on not letting her go back?" Itachi asked curiously.
"She isn't one of his subordinates, she never actually became a ninja, she works at a ramen shop in the town by his hideout, and it's my fault he found out about her to begin with" Sasuke said still glaring at Orochimaru and pushing them further back.
"That does not change the fact that she's mine and technically you're still mine as well" Orochimaru hissed as he glared at Sasuke.
"Fuck you, I'm not going back and neither is she" Sasuke growled.
"Is that an offer?" Orochimaru asked with a smirk as Sasuke glared at him.
"Not even in your dreams" Sasuke hissed, backing up more with Kimi, Pein stopped the others from following him as he saw Sasuke looking around as if he was calculating something and was curious to see if the boy had a strategy, if not there were plenty of people who could act fast enough to help him.
"I always dream of that, you were the one I wanted the most, especially after Kabutos wonderful camera work" Orochimaru said with a dark laugh.
Sasuke grimaced and backed up a bit more and looked to the side, Sasuke quickly pushed Kimi into the room beside them and slammed the door shut, ignoring her protests and turned to see a large snake coming towards them. Sasuke sighed in relief when he saw which snake it was and visibly relaxed as she came closer, he knew she wouldn't hurt them.
"A door will not stop me from getting what I want" Orochimaru hissed as he started walking towards Sasuke.
Itachi stepped between them protectively and pulled out some shuriken from his weapons pouch.
"Out of my way Itachi" Orochimaru hissed.
"Leave now Orochimaru, the girl doesn't want to go with you" Itachi said calmly.
"Well then I'll just take my apprentice back" Orochimaru said attempting to step around Itachi.
"You'll leave now and be glad that you still have your life after barging in here and making demands, you are not one of us anymore and you are not welcome here" Pein said as he went to stand by Itachi.
"Yeah Sasuke is with us now you dirty bastard so just fuck off" Hidan said as he went to stand by Pein.
"It looks like you've made a few friends here Sasuke, you must be better than I thought" Orochimaru said with an evil smirk.
Sasuke just shrugged, enjoying the look of rage on Orochimarus face at the confirmation that somebody else had gotten him first.
"You'll come back to me eventually" Orochimaru hissed as he turned to leave.
The snake looked at Orochimaru as he motioned for her to follow and shrank in size, climbing up Sasukes leg and wrapping herself around it. Orochimaru glared at her and stormed off angrily.
"Looks like you have a new pet there Sasuke, that snake seems to like you" Itachi said as he looked down at the snake wrapped around Sasukes leg.
"Sora has always liked me, but she's not a pet, she's a friend" Sasuke said as he picked the snake up and handed her to Itachi.
"What are you doing?" Itachi asked curiously as Sasuke slowly approached the door that Kimi was banging on.
"I'm getting ready to face what might be the scariest thing I can imagine" Sasuke said as he slowly opened the door.
Kimi shot out and instantly began to hit Sasuke wherever she could and yelling.
"You idiot, he could have killed you, you could have gotten hurt, I just found out you weren't dead and you pull something like that, it's almost as bad as when I found out you were drinking, you'd better not be drinking still or I'll kill you myself" Kimi yelled as she continued to hit Sasuke while the others watched with a mixture of amusement and concern for Sasuke.
"Don't hit him too hard" Itachi yelled as she doubled up her fist, Kimi paused to look over at him curiously.
"Why? He deserves it" Kimi yelled as she drew her fist back more.
"You can hit him several times lightly but don't send him flying and avoid his stomach and head" Itachi said reasonably as Sasuke glared at him.
"Way to come to my defense jackass" Sasuke yelled as Kimi looked at him curiously.
"Why can't I hit him in the stomach?" Kimi asked getting distracted from what she was doing.
"Because you might hurt the baby" Kakuzu said making Sasuke freeze and look at him in shock.
"Why?" Sasuke asked in a whiney voice as Kimi looked from him to Kakuzu as tho one of them would say they were joking.
"Baby?" Kimi asked looking at sasuke in disbelief.
"Yes Sasuke is pregnant and since it is not a common thing we are taking all precautions with it" Kakuzu said as he casually walked down the hall towards his room.
Kimi started laughing as she looked around at them all.
"That's really inventive and all but that's impossible, Sasuke is a guy and even tho he likes guys he can't get pregnant" Kimi said earning a surprised look from Sasuke.
"Where'd you get that idea?" Sasuke yelled looking up at her.
"Guys just don't get pregnant" Kimi said as tho it was obvious.
"Not that, the part about me liking guys" Sasuke snapped as he glared at her
"It was obvious" Kimi said as everyone else laughed a bit at Sasukes expression.
"what?" Sasuke yelled in shock.
"You never looked at any girls and you would pointedly look away from the cute guys when I'd point them out" Kimi said as he stared at her in shock.
"You don't have to get upset about it Sasuke, it's not like she outed you or anything we all know that you like guys, especially Itachi" Hidan said laughing at Sasukes expression again.
"Do you have to point out every embarrassing thing that's happened since I got here?" Sasuke yelled as Naruto came out of the living room.
"Sasuke, is it moving yet, is it?" Naruto yelled as he pressed his hand against Sasukes stomach again.
"Dobe, stop touching my stomach it's not moving" Sasuke yelled as he hit Naruto upside the head.
"What is he asking about?" Kimi asked as she looked at Sasuke curiously.
"They weren't joking, they really got me pregnant, they're sick people here" Sasuke said with a sigh.
"So you're really pregnant?" Kimi asked with a shocked look.
"Yeah" Sasuke muttered looking at the floor with an intense curiosity.
"Wow, that's…" Kimi said trying to find the right word to describe it.
"Sick? Disturbing? A pain in the ass? Weird as hell? Just plain hell?" Sasuke suggested as he glared at the floor.
"Awesome, who's the father, is he at least cute?" Kimi asked as she put her hand on Sasukes stomach, earning a shocked look from Sasuke.
"That would be me" Itachi said raising his hand as if he was proud of himself.
"You two look a lot alike" Kimi said as she looked from one to the other.
"He's my brother" Sasuke muttered as he looked away.
"Oh" Kimi said a little surprised.
"Yeah, my life has become a soap opera" Sasuke grumbled as he pushed Kimis hand off of his stomach.
"Well at least he's cute" Kimi said getting a shocked look from Sasuke.
"What?" Sasuke asked as he looked at her in shock.
"Well I didn't say I approve, yet, but he is really cute" Kimi said as she looked at Itachi curiously.
"You act as if I care if you approve of it or not" Itachi said hiding his emotions perfectly.
"You should, I'm his best friend, and I will destroy you if you ever hurt him" Kimi said in a threatening tone, Itachi smirked at this and looked a little surprised.
"Very well, for that I will not kill you" Itachi said as he went to help Sasuke up again.
"Like you could kill me" Kimi scoffed earning a shocked look from everyone as she pulled Sasuke back.
"Don't push your luck, being Sasukes friend has spared you so far but I will still kill you if you cross me" Itachi said with a scowl.
"Itachi, seriously, you shouldn't try it, she's being serious, she can kill you" Sasuke said as he stepped between them a bit.
"You underestimate my abilities Sasuke" Itachi said as he went to push Sasuke out of his way.
"No I just know what her kekkei genkai is" Sasuke muttered as he put himself between them, neither of them would hurt him to get to the other.
Kimi smiled at him and backed off a bit after kissing Sasuke on the cheek.
"Ok, you passed that test" Kimi said looking at Itachi with a smile while everyone looked at her in confusion.
"What?" Sasuke asked a little confused.
"I wanted to see if you liked him enough to protect him, and you obviously do, which tells me that you aren't being forced so he's good, for now, I haven't decided if he deserves you or not yet" Kimi said as Itachi stared at her as if she was insane.
"Ok, not that this isn't kind of an interesting situation but what the hell is going on here?" Konan asked as she walked up to stand beside Pein.
"This is appearantly one of Sasukes friends who found the base, she will be staying here, you, and Sakura will be moved to a larger room to accommodate you all comfortably" Pein said slightly annoyed at having yet another teenager in the base.
"I guess I'll agree to that, but if anyone hurts Sasuke they'll die" Kimi said calmly as she looked over at Itachi pointedly.
Konan squealed and went over to Kimi to lead her to the room.
"Yay, another girl, you have no idea how annoying it has been to live with nothing but guys for so long" Konan said as she looked around at the others.
"You mean there are no other girls here?" Kimi asked in surprise.
"Only sakura but she's new here too, we were about to do facials and manicures, you in?" Konan asked as Kimi brightened up.
"Of course, I'll see you later Sasuke, and you, be nice or you will die" Kimi said glaring at Itachi who just glared back as she walked off with Konan.
"She's insane" Pein said as he watched them go.
"Which one?" Itachi asked pointedly.
"Pick one, they're all insane" Naruto said as he went back into the living room.
"He has a point but I think that Kimi girl has to be the craziest" Pein said with a frown, he wasn't sure about her.
"She is, trust me, but she's usually harmless" Sasuke said still in a state of shock.
"You have a strange choice of people to hang out with" Itachi said looking at Sasuke.
"She's cool, I like hanging out with her, even if she is a little over protective" Sasuke said getting questioning looks from the others.
"I hate you" Pein said suddenly earning a surprised look from everyone.
"Not that I care but why?" Sasuke asked casually as Itachi glared at Pein.
"My base has become a hangout for your damn friends" Pein growled as he glared at Sasuke.
"If you didn't feel the need to trap everyone who found it then none of us would be here to begin with" Sasuke said with a shrug.
"He has a point there" Itachi said with a smirk.
Pein just glared at him, he hated to admit it but the brat was right, there just wasn't any way around it.
"I love this little bastard" Hidan said throwing his arm around Sasuke.
"Do I want to know why?" Sasuke asked warily.
"You make things really fucking interesting around this shit hole" Hidan said with a grin.
Pein glared at Hidan as Itachi and Sasuke laughed a bit, although Pein was annoyed he had to admit there hadn't been a dull moment since Sasuke had gotten here.
Ok so now there is a new person, Sasukes best friend Kimi. A lot of people were asking about her so I decided to put her in the mix so everyone could get to know the crazy, fun and protective friend that had been there for Sasuke when he lived with Orochimaru. I also thought it would be fun to add someone who would terrorize Itachi a bit as well as Sasuke. Anyway, now that kimi is in the mix how will it effect Sasoris plan? Will Itachi be able to gain her approval? And will Orochimaru give up his claims on Sasuke and Kimi that easily? And will Itachi ever get Sasuke alone the way he wants to? We'll find out later. I hope you guys liked this, it took forever to write it, there were just so many ways to go with it, but this one kinda seemed like the best one to me. Let me know what you think please and any suggestions you have, still trying to figure out how to put madara in so if you have any suggestions there feel free to share them. Thanks for reading.