AN:/ Hey guys. I know that it's been a long time since I've updated that authors note but today is your lucky day. I decided to update three unedited chapters. My beta is still working on the others and I couldn't let you guys wait anymore so please enjoy.

Chapter 25: Bored

After the conversation with Orihime over the phone and eating the wonderful food; Aizen decided to go back to the conversation about the war. Ulquiorra kept on eating while his master was going over strategies on how to destroy Soul Society. Ulquiorra already knew that he won't be there because of the competition. The meeting was over and Ulquiorra's plate was food free. He left to go back in the World of the Living with Eric's plate of food and opened a garganta that goes straight to Orihime's living room. He got in his gigai and left the apartment heading towards the hotel. Ulquiorra made sure to be on high alert just in case Onna's nakama follows him again. He arrived at the hotel without incident. Walking past the front desk and the kitchen; he went in the elevator, pressed the button for his room floor, listened to elevator music with disdain, got out of the elevator and went into his room just in time for Eric to come out of bathroom.

"Oh hey, your back. I was wondering when you would be back," Eric said. "Where did you go?"

"To my father's house," Ulquiorra answered.

"Oh okay, how's he doing since yesterday?"

"Fine, he doesn't like Mr. Thomas very well," Ulquiorra honestly answered.

"Hahaha no surprise there. Hey where did you get that from?" Eric asked finally glancing at the plate Ulquiorra was holding.

"From Orihime."

"Is she in town?"

"No. My brother made this devices that transport objects to anyplace you want it to go. He sent one to my house for a test run. Orihime sent some food because my sister didn't believe me about Orihime's cooking. She sent a lot of plates but she made this one for you just in case," Ulquiorra confirmed.

"You told her about the food in the hotel didn't you?"

"Yes."

"Thank you and your wife. Pass that plate over here and let me eat 'til I'm full." Ulquiorra passed Eric the plate with a fork and napkin and waited for him to finish eating. Eric started drooling when he took of the aluminium foil off and saw the delicious food waiting to be consumed. Grabbing the fork he started eating. He gave out a pleased moan and kept going showing off the how pleased he was to have some real food.

"We should've bought your wife with us," Eric announced. ULquiorra agreed with his partner. Orihime should be here with them but she has her jobs to do back in Miami.

"She's going to Italy in a couple of days," Ulquiorra said taking out the cough syrup from on top of the dresser.

"Really? It must be for her modelling job. Do you still have her manager's number?" Eric asked.

"Yes, I've texted him about sending me the photos and video from the fashion shows; if she was going to be in one. Those kind of things."

"It's good that you're trying to support her in your own little way," Eric praised. He was proud of Ulquiorra finally stepping up as a husband for Orihime. Even if it takes him some time to do it that's okay as long as he is trying. Ulquiorra looked out the window to see the cumalis clouds heading thier way.

"It seems like it's going to be a still day," Ulquiorra said out loud. Eric turned and saw that Ulquiorra was right. Rain clouds were coming and fast.

"What are we going to do? We can't go out in this soon to be downpour," Eric announced.

Ulquiorra almost shrugged. Ulquiorra never experienced or seen rain before in his life. Being in Hueco Mundo the only thing that you see is sand storms, the sand guardian trying to eat a hollow, the cold winds and the crystallized trees. Sure he has heard about the phenomenon from Orihime and from reading but now he's going to see it happen.

"What do you usually do when it rains?" Ulquiorra asked Eric with curiosity.

"Sleep, watch some television, read, work or play video games," Eric answered. Ulquiorra never heard of video games before. Sleeping, television, work and reading he heard of but not video games.

"What are video games?" Ulquiorra asked. Eric gazed up at Ulquiorra with a questioning look. Seeing that Ulquiorra wasn't joking Eric set aside the plate which still had some food on it; on the bed and stared at him.

"You have never heard of video games?" Ulquiorra shook his head no. "Where have you been living? Under a rock? video games: a game played by electronically manipulating images produced by a computer program on a television screen or other display screen. Video games are the epitome for us men to get away from the worries of the outside world. It distresses' our minds," Eric tried to explain to his unknowledgeable video game partner. Seeing that Ulquiorra still wasn't getting it Eric sighed and decided to do something about it.

"Wait here," Eric instructed. He left Ulquiorra alone in their room so he could go find Joe and Mark. Everyone knew that those are the only two in the whole company that still plays video games in their down time. He arrived to their room and already tell that they were playing. Eric smiled and knocked on the door.

"Come in," says Mark automatically. Eric turned the knob and entered into a men's cave.

"What do ya need?" Joe asked.

"Pack all this stuff up and come to my room ASAP," Eric ordered.

"Why?"

"Ulquiorra needs help. You guys are the only ones that can help him understand the world of video games," Eric explained.

Next thing he knew, he was being carried like a rag doll back to his room. Joe and Mark kicked down the door, dropped Eric next to Ulquiorra; who was looking at them like they were possessed; unpacked all their video games consoles, plugged them up and wiped the invisible sweat from their foreheads. They turned to Eric and Ulquiorra with a smile of accomplishment. Ulquiorra was staring at unfamiliar machines that were now connected to the room television with small interest but with wonder.

"What is that contraption?" Ulquiorra asked.

"This right here our dear friend is called video games. The world of fantasy, strategies and conquest. This is the world for men," Mark introduced with a boom.

"This can give us the down time that we need when we have to deal with life, family and work. We are going to teach you how to play and conquer the world of video games," Joe replied. "We are going to play Hawk Down 3 so you can have a feel of getting used to communication and the controllers."

Joe handed Ulquiorra a controller and a head microphone and did the same with Eric. He schooled his two co-workers about the game. Ulquiorra was a fast learner and already defeated half of the other team. Eric, Joe and Mark mouths were wide open from shock.

"Are you sure you've never played video games before?" Joe asked nervously.

"I'm sure. This is child's play and I'm quite familiar with war and battles," Ulquiorra answered still his eyes was glued on the screen.

"We might need to give him another game," Mark offered. Eric and Joe nodded. They tried that and it didn't work. Ulquiorra would beat every game. Usually it takes some normal people longer to beat a game but it only took Ulquiorra an hour to defeat it.

"Can you teach me how to play like you?" Ulquiorra diverted his eyes from the screen to his co-workers.

"Maybe."

AN:/ I always wanted to know what would happen if Ulquiorra plays his first video game and experience boredom. I know I'm weird. Please review :)