Uryu's POV

My phone rang around six o'clock in the morning that Sunday. Without even looking at the caller ID I could tell who it was. Damn it! I was due to wake up in about thirty minutes! Nobody respects an Ishida that needs sleep!

"What?" I snarled into my phone.

"Can someone please tell me why I woke up in a bed next to naked and sexy tattoos?" Szayel snapped right back at me.

"Do you not remember getting drunk at that diner in Las Noches or what?" I asked, sitting up from my bed.

"I remember drinking with you guys and then... Holy shit I fucked a pineapple,"

My eyebrow arched up. "Didn't you only bottom?"

"Do apples grow on apple trees? Of course you dumbass! What I don't understand is why I can't remember it-"

"Renji and Ichigo have a rugby game to play in today," I quickly said, "Would you like to go?"

"HELL NO! I'm going home to sleep in my own bed!" he snarled.

"But, Szayel!" I whined to him. "You'll get to meet the Student Council President and her very hot brother,"

He scoffed on the other end, surprising me. Since does Szayel turn down an offer to gawk at an attractive man?

"My mind is a mess right now, Uryu! What am I supposed to do when Renji wakes up?"

Whoa, he seems legitimately terrified right now. "Pink Panther, you've done one night stands before. I don't see the problem here,"

"What if I don't want this to be a-"

I gasped before he could finish. Is... he...

"You like Renji! I knew it! Oh my god, Ichigo was so right to set you two up together! I can't believe-"

A faint groan could be heard from his line followed by a soft curse of "Fucking butterballs".

"Damn it, Uryu! I don't like him! He's a meat-"

"Did I not just hear you call his tattoos sexy?" I joked, loving the childish whine that he gave in response.

"They are! Do you know how far they stretch?"

I cringed.

"I don't want to know, but make sure Renji's at the game on time, please?"

Szayel groaned. "Fine! But if he regrets this, which he won't because I've been told my ass is quite godly thank you very much, I'm never showing my face around the Seireitei District ever again!" he hung up after that rant. Well, now that that's over and done with, I guess it's time for me to get ready for this rugby game. What does one wear while being Student Council Cheerleader?

"URYU! WEAR IS MY GRAPE YOGURT?!"

My eyes widened. Huh, I guess Ryuken came home last night.

Ichigo's POV

I spent most of the night wondering about what happened between Uryu and that Grimmjow prick. It's probably none of my business, but as his... what are we? Boyfriends? Would you call us that? I don't know, but as he whatever you may classify me as, I have the right to know why that asshole scared him so much last night. In fact, I was so absorbed in my thoughts that I forgot to sleep! My phone rang around six thirty in the morning, shocking me back to reality. It was then that I realized how tired I was. "Hello?" I yawned.

"Ichigo! Ichigo! Ichigo!" Renji rasped into the phone.

"Ren? Do you realize what time it is?"

"I nailed him, man!"

My eyebrow arched. "Say what?"

"Aporro Granz, man! I nailed the guy!"

Um... did I hear that right? Renji slept with... Szayel?! They barely know each other! How did that happen? Wait, now that I think about it, they were pretty wasted last night. I sighed. Renji, you moron.

"How did you get into his pants on the first date, Renji?" I joked. "Did you do that thing with your eyebrows again?"

He growled back at me. "No, I just pulled down my pants and sang Panic! At the Disco!"

My jaw dropped. "Motherfucker! That was one time!"

Can we please focus here? What the hell am I going to do?"

"You're acting like I'm an expert on one night stands. Did you forget that I'm still a virgin?" Ew, that sounds really lame coming from me.

"Fuck, Ichigo! What do I say to him?"

"Just make a chick-flick moment of it! Tell him how much he means to you and stu-"

"Ichigo Kurosaki I just met this guy yesterday."

Huh, he has a good point. "Well, wing it, buddy!"

I could practically hear his jaw go slack.

"Wha-what?! Ichi-"

"Just make sure you're at the game on time! I'm rootin' for you, bro!"

And with that, I hung up. I have to get ready before I'm late, myself. Plus, the Student Council's Spirit Team is going to cheer on the sidelines for us. I never thought I'd be excited about that, that's for sure. This is what an Ishida does to me.

"ICHIGO, MY SON! YOU MUST HEAR ABOUT THE MAGICAL EVENING I HAD WITH MY RYUKEN LAST NIGHT~!" Dad shouted from downstairs.

Fuck. My. Life.

Sorry about this being shorter than the others! I had pull this one out of my ass and it was not pleasant :(. Plus, I thought it's be kinda of funny... *crickets*What? No laughs? *sighs* Ok, next chapter is the game... and something very awkward happens... That's all I'm gonna say about that. Look for Ishida outfits on my profile.