Part Two! Let's GO!
FUN FACT: Starscream was a scientist before the war, so he was very versed in technology and chemistry. As evidenced by the entirety of this story, biologically, not so much.
"Just scream really loudly, okay? We'll be….out, so you'll be on your own to make it more realistic." Skywarp gave Kira a thumbs up, grinning widely. "You got this!" They both slipped out the door, ignoring Kira's face.
As she stood there in the living room, it finally occurred to her. "Wait, they're human sized robots. Where the HELL could they be going?"
TWO HOURS LATER
Kira had screamed several times, as in accordance to the plan, but Starscream had not even noticed, so far gone into his panicking that he completely missed it. So Kira said screw it, and was taking a nap. Of course, this was the point that Starscream calmed down.
Slipping out of the closet, he took deep breaths. "It is not becoming of the next leader of the Decepticons to be panicking like a startled sparkling. Or to hide in a closet. Especially because of an imposter. Which he is, because I am the real Starscream. I am powerful, I am terrifying, I am—Oh Primus…" Starscream stopped dead. Lying on the couch was Kira's limp body, clothes clearly torn by mechanical claws. Her throat was bruised, baring signs of her struggle. Rushing over to her, he hovered anxiously above her prone, battered body.
Labored breathing, but no cuts. She had been assaulted by a Cybertronian; all the clues pointed towards that fact, but who? His Trine brothers would not have attacked Kira, so that left… Starscream stiffened. That slagger! First he impersonates Starscream—not even a good impersonation in his opinion (what was with that voice?)—then he finds this universe's Megatron like a good little soldier* and nearly blows the cover of his Trine in the process! It was insulting! And NOW he had assaulted Kira out of pure malice. Starscream seethed, ignoring the small voice protesting that if Imposter Starscream had really attacked Kira she would be dead, and began plotting.
Imposter Starscream would not get away with his poor impersonation of himself. Or attacking Kira.
A light groan came from Kira, and Starscream turned back to her. But first, First Aid.
Upon their return to Kira's house, Thundercracker and Skywarp were delighted to see Starscream working furiously at plans, as was normal. They were confused to hear that Kira had been assaulted by the Imposter Starscream, but they went with it. If it got Starscream back to normal, they would just go with it. And ignore the very confused, not at all injured Kira sitting on the couch, groggily watching them.
*Major misinterpretation of the situation there, huh?
So begins the great plans of Starscream to get revenge for an imagined slight. Oh, and Kira's "attack". Starscream's such a narcisist. Review to make me happy.