Jedi Squirrel: HELLO EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!
Edward: Hi...
Jedi Squirrel: (glares at Edward) We keep trying to get the handcuffs unlocked , but apparently Voldemort somehow managed to find Palpy , and he charmed the handcuffs so now they won't break..... I shall kill him...
Luke: Hey Jedi Squirrel , Palpatine wants to meet with you.
Fred Weasley: Jedi Squirrel does NOT own Star Wars , Harry Potter , Taco Bell , any songs mentioned , or Twilight.
Jedi Squirrel: FRED , YOU'RE HERE!!!!
Luke grabs Jedi Squirrel's wrist and takes her to Palpy before she ruins her chance to get unlocked from Edward.
42.) Always finish his sentences (make sure what you say is not going to be what he wants to say).
Darth Vader walked in the control room ready to blow up stuff. For some reason he was feeling very destructive , probably because he has been around Jedi Squirrel all day yesterday trying to separate her and Edward Cullen.
"Captain Needa ," Vader said thinking of which planet to blow up. "Plot a course for the Aargonar system. Also get the ship's-
"Ice cream store up and running."
Darth Vader turned around to see Jedi Squirrel standing alone.
"How did you convince Palpatine to unlock you , Jedi Squirrel?"
"I didn't convince him , he convinced me. In a way... plus I am no longer Jedi Squirrel. I am now Darth Eri." She stated , then leaned close to Vader "But not for long." She whispered.
Everyone in the room (including Obi-Wan , Luke , and Mace Windu) turned and stared at her.
"How could you become a SITH?!?!?!?!?!" Luke shouted and ran out of the room.
"People , it isn't-" Vader started to say , but got interrupted again by Darth Eri.
"Anyone else's decision , I will do what I must from time to time , no matter what anybody else thinks!" She stated loud and clear.
'Palpatine must have said something other than to unlock her from Edward to make her not run after Luke and tell him exactly what happened.' Darth Vader thought. Count Dooku walked up to Darth Eri and shook his head then walked off to speak with Darth Sidious about this matter. 'Letting a teenager be a Sith. What was he thinking.' Count Dooku thought as he walked away still shaking his head.
"Lord Vader , we have arrived at the Aargonar system." Captain Needa said looking out the window.
"Get ready to blow up-"
"Taco Bell." Darth Eri once again interrupted.
"NOOO!!!!! ANYTHING BUT TACO BELL!!!!!!!" Han Solo screamed. At that exact moment Voldemort danced by to the song 'Thriller'.
"That was-"
"Amazing." Darth Vader was going to say 'That was strange' but Jedi Sq- no , Darth Eri keeps interrupting.
"Captain Needa can you-"
"Turn some music on. I would recommend Colors by Crossfade." Vader yet again interrupted. Darth Eri's second favorite song started playing in a matter of seconds. Vader started to glare at Eri , but then he figured she would make a pretty good Sith if she could just shut up from time to time.
Obi-Wan Kenobi was still staring at Darth Eri with his mouth hanging open. 'How could she become a Sith?' he kept thinking over and over again. Obi-Wan finally pulled himself together and grabbed Eri's wrist and brought her outside the room.
"What made you do this. It isn't just because of Edward is it?" Obi-Wan asked.
Darth Eri gave a half smile and said politely "No it is not because of Edward. Also will you deliver a message for me?" Obi-Wan nodded , "please tell Luke , Han , and Qui-Gon to stay as far away from Master Palpatine as possible. Same thing goes for you , but tell no one I told you. Luke wouldn't listen."
"Will you answer this?" Obi-Wan asked , "Will this last long.... you being a Sith?"
"I can't say right now , but I will try not to be consumed by the Dark side." Obi-Wan smiled down at his secret former padawan. Yep , Jedi Squirrel had trained to become a jedi with Obi-Wan as her master , but no one else knew this. It was their secret.
Darth Eri: Master , only the stormtroopers and Lord Vader are even listening to me now.
Palpatine: Keep trying to get Luke to listen to you. He is a valuable essence.
Darth Eri: Luke is avoiding me.
Voldemort: Do you know what that means!
Darth Eri: (shakes head) Not really.
Voldemort: It means... Crucio!!!
Darth Eri: (sighs) When will you learn. I am so clumsy and fall alot that even crucios don't hurt me anymore. I don't really feel much pain.
Voldemort: Dang...
Darth Eri: Please review and I loved the ideas you had for seperating Edward and me , but this idea popped in my head while I was in math class at school and my class was talking about passing notes.