April Fools! There's more! Google Translate has decided to sing the songs from Nui Kaua's Got Talent and they are...something. I'll include the original lyrics with each verse of each song so you can get a sense of how...foolish (nyehehehe) the google translate algorithm can be. Enjoy (Also I am writing the other TD stories and they will be back like, really soon, the next Nui Kaua will be here by Thursday at the latest)!
"Hello Total Drama Fans!" Chris announced as he looked into a camera. "We here at Total Drama are currently getting back on track with production of the show you love so much, but we didn't want to leave you high and dry on the triple whammy Easter, Passover, April Fool's Day, so we decided to do something special. Total Drama's had a history of putting music where it doesn't belong, and we've decided to continue that honorable tradition by shoving the seven songs from Zero Sum Episode: Nui Kaua's Got Talent, all into google translate and see what hot messes came out of it. 'Why would you do that?' You may rightly be asking us. We can't think of a single reason. Without further ado...enjoy google translate's take on these classic songs!"
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Oswald's Song: When You're Crafty(Parody of Voltaire's When You're Evil)
Original Lyrics: "When the team has lost the challenge,
But Po'ino is too much,
It wouldn't be, hyperbole, to say I've got a certain touch…
I gave Melody misfortune,
Freya, I surprised,
But no matter the time of game, my strategy is still the same.."
"I'll lure flies toward your food, place a pebble in your shoe,
Hide my tiki 'neath your bed, 'accidentally' bump your head.
Pour oil on which you'll slip, force you to take a fatal trip,
I'll be right by your side, it's the best place to hide.
And it's amusing 'cause I'm crafty…
I know I'll win this game, Crafty is my middle name.
I pride myself on being crafty, and I'm loyal just to me…
I'll win this game and claim the prize money!"
"While there's challenges to play, to win immunity today,
While there's Tikis left to steal, Do any of you
Real-ly think that I'll be there and not hiding 'round the corner?
Spying on your every moment so I know what good my vote is.
And it's amusing 'cause I'm crafty…
I know I'll win this game, Crafty is my middle name.
I pride myself on being crafty, and I'm loyal just to me…
I'll win this game and claim the prize money!"
"I pledge my allegiance, to…
Everyone, though I
Promise on my damned soul,
I, don't play as I'm told,
To-tal Dra-ma has never seen, a player quite like me.
Not only turns the tides but does so easily,
I'll use fear to keep you awake! I'll fake writing on the walls,
If it's a monster I've become, I'll drill that thought into your skull.
I'll put my dagger in your back, hit you with a surprise attack,
If I sense shivering in your heart, you can bet, it's my next mark…
And it's amusing 'cause I'm crafty…
I know I'll win this game, Crafty is my middle name.
I pride myself on being crafty, and I'm loyal just to me…
I'll win this game and claim the prize money!
And I'm loyal just to me…
I'll win this game and claim the prize money!
And I'm loyal just to me…
I'll win this game and claim the prize money!"
"But it gets lonely...being crafty…
What I'd do for some excitement, even if it makes me frightened…
And no one loves you when you're crafty…
I'm,
Telling blatant lies!
The only thing I really want is this show's prize!"
Translated Lyrics: "If the group leaves the case,
But there are many implications.
It will not grow because I say I wall ...
Name
Is this a problem?
But a long game of wildlife has only one battle. "
"I'm sure you hit the food you put your shoes on.
I comment on Tiki hidden under your bed, insists on your head.
Take an egg carefully, and put the oil inside it.
I do it better right, right.
I'm happy to love myself ...
This is what I saw, the game of victory, that the false name has spread within my people.
I am proud of fraud, I am as generous as I am ...
In this game we won a lot of money! "
"The purpose of the game, on the beach: is today a defense.
While Tiki launched a guide
What time do the right words just hide?
Massage, at any time, like mine, is true.
I'm happy to love myself ...
This is what I saw, the game of victory, that the false name has spread within my people.
I am proud of fraud, I am as generous as I am ...
In this game we won a lot of money! "
"Set the relationship ...
But in your case
He cursed a twisted wind,
I do not know how to play
If you do not know DRA, what makes my messenger.
But not easy to change
How are you afraid? Write a sign on the wall.
Unnamed: I'm not sure to be grateful if you're Carbally.
When she fell in the closet, she put the sword on his back.
If you can shake my heart, you can get a touch because it is my signal ...
I'm happy to love myself ...
This is what I saw, the game of victory, that the false name has spread within my people.
I am proud of fraud, I am as generous as I am ...
In this game we won a lot of money!
I'm alone ...
In this game we won a lot of money!
I'm alone ...
In this game we won a lot of money! "
"But it's easy for me ...
Of course, if they are afraid of me, I will make some musicians, or some of them ..., ...
I'm crazy, I do not like ...
I am
It's totally fake!
The only thing I really want is a prize for this show?"
Google Translate Sings?:
Hubert's Song: I'm Not Safe Tonight(Parody of Lazlo Bane's "I'm No Superman")
Original Lyrics: "Last tiki, just in time,
Head down towards the campsite,
But I can't sleep until it's 2:00 AM
I hear a knock and my door's ajar.
My ally is working hard,
She's found some food for us, again,
Now…
I don't mean to cause a fright,
Though the situation is fight or flight,
But I won't last at all on my own,
No, I know…
I'm not safe tonight…
I'm not safe tonight…"
"If you get immunity…
You might think we're home free…
But this game's never been a ball...
And even a miracle,
Can not save every soul,
Won't have a hand to break your fall…
Now…
I don't mean to cause a fright,
Though the situation is fight or flight,
But I won't last at all on my own,
No, I know…
I'm not safe tonight…
I'm not safe tonight…
(That's right)."
"You're on that winner's space,
Leave us for your own place,
Did love prevail, after all?
I just want you to be...
Both happy and with me
So take ahold,
And my hand will break your fall!
Now, I don't mean to cause a fright,
Though the situation is fight or flight,
But I won't last at all on my own,
No I won't last at all on my own,
I'm not…
As I thought…
Safe tonight.
I'm not safe tonight.
I'm not safe tonight.
(Someday, things will be better)
I'm not safe tonight
(Someday)
(Someday, things will be better)
(Someday)
I'm not safe tonight."
Translated Lyrics: "In the last pulpit,
Climb to the top,
But I did not sleep 2
I opened the door and knocked.
My family is very small.
We eat again
Right now
I do not want to be frightened
For the accident;
But this is not just life
I do not know ...
I do not know tonight.
That night I did not know ... "
If "science is ...
But I'm away from home.
But this game does not play ...
This is a miracle
It not only save your life,
Do not let your hands fall in the fall.
Right now
I do not want to be frightened
For the accident;
But this is not just life
I do not know ...
I do not know tonight.
I do not know tonight.
(Yes). '
"This winner is here.
Give your site.
Do you want to win?
I am ...
He did not like my soul
yes
My case against you.
I do not want to be frightened
For the accident;
But this is not just life
I was alone and not alive:
I ...
I decided to decide
Wait for the night.
I do not know tonight.
I do not know tonight.
(One day long)
Tonight I do not know,
(In some cases)
(One day long)
(In some cases)
I do not know tonight. '
Google Translate Sings?:
Conlan's Song: Don't Vote Me Out(Parody of Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now")
Original Lyrics: "This game, I'm gonna have myself a real good time…
I feel ali-i-i-i-ive…
And the show, I'll win it all in stride, yeah…
I'm going to make, the finale so.
Don't. Vote. Me. Out.
Don't. Vote. Me 'cause I'm playing a good game, playing a good game!
I'm a Raging Flame, rising to the sky,
Like a panther, defying its own anatomy,
I'm a pirate ship sailing by through Lake Nui Kaua!
I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stopping me!
I'm in the final seven,
A Jack of All Trades, that's why they call me Mr. Anything…
I'm so happy that I feel like a king!
I wanna make a Total Drama man out of you!
Don't vote me out, I'm playing such a good game, I can win it all!
Don't vote me out, If you want an alliance, I am down with y'all!
Don't vote me out, ('cause I'm playing a good game)
Don't vote me out (yes I'm playing a good game)
I don't wanna leave at all!"
"I'm a canoe rowing down the bend, on a collision course,
I am unstoppable, and out of control,
I am a fishing spear, ready to be thrown! Like those cooped chickens,
Just see how they-ey-ey have grown!
I'm in the final seven,
A Jack of All Trades, that's why they call me Mr. Anything…
I'm so happy that I feel like a king!
I wanna make a Total Drama woman of you!
Don't vote me, don't vote me, don't vote me, hey, hey, hey,
Don't vote me, don't vote me, ooh, ooh, ooh, (I like it)
Don't vote me, don't vote me, (Play a great game, great game)
Don't vote me, don't vote me, (Awwww….yeah, alright)"
"Wooooh,
I'm in the final seven,
A Jack of All Trades, that's why they call me Mr. Anything…
I'm so happy that I feel like a king!
I wanna make a Total Drama fan out of you!
Don't vote me out, I'm playing such a great game, I can win it all!
Don't vote me out, If you want an alliance, I am down with y'all!
Don't vote me out ('cause I'm playing a good game)
Don't vote me out ('cause I'm playing a good game)
I don't want to leave at allll….
(la, da, da, da, daaaaa, da, da, daa, da, da, da, da, daa, da,...(fades))"
Translated Lyrics: "It will be a great game ...
M ...
But you did not say that I wanted to overcome: all this ...
In the first game.
Do not increase this volume. He left.
Do not increase this volume. Do you play well and play good games?
I am a star in the air.
For the health
It looks like the boat is clean. Cao Cao!
I have to go, get up!
In the last seven hours.
It is mine too.
When God declares God,
Do you want to play the game?
I do not believe you, but not the best, but the false prophets will be able!
But if you do not agree, if you want to, would they fit if you wanted to?
I do not believe (I have here)
Because they did not believe (so I mentioned a good sports game)
I do not want to give everything! '
"I'm going to die in a boat.
Hold
You are ready to throw back! Chicken head,
Do you see your growth?
In the last seven hours.
It is mine too.
When God declares God,
I need a sermon?
Enjoy, get green grass
I agree (1)
I do not agree, do not believe it (playground games, you play perfect games)
I agree with you that I can not believe.
"Said Wu.
In the last seven hours.
It is mine too.
When God declares God,
I want to make a movie?
I do not know that I do big things, I can not get them all!
But if you do not agree, if you wish, would they fit if you wanted to?
I do not believe it ("playing game")
I do not believe it ("playing game")
I do not want to leave.
(Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,)
Google Translate Sings?:
Rudo's Song: I Won't Go Down That Easy(Parody of "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar)
Original Lyrics: "Well you're a tough contestant, with a long history,
Of stealing little things like my Earth Tiki,
That's okay, Because you've now used it,
Put up your fists, we'll get down to it.
I won't go down that easy!
I said I won't go down that easy.
I won't go down that easy, I'll give you hell!"
"You've probably thought of something that's not quite fair,
But that's okay, I really don't care!
Knock me down, you better explain,
Before you find yourself in a world of pain!
I won't go down that easy!
I said I won't go down that easy.
I won't go down that easy, I'll give you hell!"
"Well your a tough contestant with a long history,
Of treasonous acts to stay on your team.
Before I cast another vote to send you home tonight,
You'd better make sure you have your stories right,
I won't go down that easy! C'mon,
I said I won't go down that easy.
I won't go down that easy, I'll give you hell!"
"I won't go down that easy!
I said I won't go down that easy.
I won't go down that easy, I'll give you helllll!"
Translated Lyrics: "Well, it's beautiful that you play
I stole it
Then why can not you say that,
Contact us
Will not come again in the future?
As soon as she does not want to
No Name: I came first, came! '
"Think of the bad things
However, this is not a problem, I am!
Save me, I can not understand this,
Is there a disease in the world?
Will not come again in the future?
As soon as she does not want to
No Name: I came first, came! '
"Well, you're old, sick,
Your collection is amazing
Before you send a new election day
Make sure your personal story is there
Will not come again in the future? Find out
As soon as she does not want to
No Name: I came first, came! '
"I just mean!
As soon as she does not want to
No Name: I came first, came! "
Google Translate Sings?:
Kaede's Song: The Song of My Blooming(Parody of Rachel Platten's "Fight Song")
Original Lyrics: "Like the canoe, on the river...
And the chickens, that make dinner…
Even though as days go by, thing only get grimmer…
If I just keep at this game, I might become a winner.
And all the things I haven't said,
These many thoughts inside my head,
I will set all of them free,
This is the song of my blooming,
It is my life's song,
Put up a fight song,
My future's bright song…
My power exists…
Starting right now, I'll use it,
I might just have this,
And I don't really care even if I lose this thing,
'Cause even loss won't stop me from blooming."
"I've lost most my friends as well as sleep,
I bet my sister's worried about me,
Made it too deep, I made it too deep(I'm in too deep),
And it's, been a few months, I miss my home,
But I feel fire burning in my bones,
But I believe, I might see victory,
And all the things I haven't said,
These many thoughts inside my head,
I will set all of them free,
This is the song of my blooming,
It is my life's song,
Put up a fight song,
My future's bright song…
My power exists…
Starting right now, I'll use it,
I might just have this,
And I don't really care even if I lose this thing,
'Cause even loss won't stop me from blooming,"
"Like the canoe, on the river...
And the chickens, that make dinner…
Even though as days go by, things only get grimmer…
If I just keep at this game…
…
I might become a winner."
"It is my life's song,
Put up a fight song,
My future's bright song…
My power exists…
Starting right now, I'll use it,
I might just have this,
And I don't really care even if I lose this thing,
'Cause even loss won't stop me from blooming…"
"No, even loss won't stop me from blooming."
Translated Lyrics: "God ...
Contacts
I live day and day, ...
If you fight, you will win.
However, what can I do
I think this is a great director.
I'm leaving.
Flower
One player of my life
Read this song.
My new song ...
My strength, ...
However, I'm starting to use it.
Perhaps, I,
If I die, I think.
In fact, they can be fooled. "
"Part left;
I am talking about your brother and sister,
I got the sound (I'm concerned).
This is a few months, my house size.
But I'm afraid of writing.
But I hope that will allow you to win this.
However, what can I do
I think this is a great director.
I'm leaving.
Flower
One player of my life
Read this song.
My new song ...
My strength, ...
However, I'm starting to use it.
Perhaps, I,
If I die, I think.
Composer, and myself, I do not have to leave.
"God ...
Contacts
There are ...
If you are interested in this game ...
...
I'm a winner
"This is a song of my life.
Read this song.
My new song ...
My strength, ...
However, I'm starting to use it.
Perhaps, I,
If I die, I think.
It's illegal, and that's it ... "
And historical desperation "
Google Translate Sings?:
Carys' Song: I May Lose(Parody of Casey Lee William's "I May Fall")
Original Lyrics: There's a day when my heart might be broken,
When a tragedy casts out my light,
And as I cry a million tears, help won't arrive.
There's a day when my strength just collapses,
And allies have left this game behind,
Players of evil triumph, though I tried.
I might lose all hope,
And succumb to fear,
And I'll sweat out blood,
As my end draws near…
I may lose,
But not right now, you will not deal that blow!
I may lose,
Not this round, not right now!
I may lose,
Give your all, You'll need more than that to take me down!
I may lose…"
"I can see that I stand outnumbered,
As the neutral and soulless both rise.
And if these are my final moments, all my dreams die,
There might be a time my courage is shattered,
Hate and fear both remain in my heart,
Despite all my efforts I come short, I've gone too far.
If I lose my faith,
Or look for rules to bend,
When my ally's gone,
And I'm at my end…
I may lose,
(I may lose)"
Translated Lyrics: "Heart of my Heart
And look at me
Buy hundred cells
On the other hand, the energy problem
After a member of the club.
I tried to enter the game.
I am
In this case, the source of many sources is zygotic
My tongue
Usually I use it.
Remind me
But breastfeeding!
Remind me
It means,
Remind me
Coming soon!
"I've forgotten that I lost ...
"I think so.
Activities and Events
But in the end
No
Sad and worried
Not far from me, hard work
It was for the people
See the law or the door.
I am a friend
Dee ...
Remind me
"(F)
The next election is the following. "
See the details of the middle bar,
For me Condemiran is concerned.
Actually
Not just,
We see the light in the light
Try it all.
I do not want to go back
Eventually
Final ...
We went to the
But there is no problem to go in
We went to the
This is the result at least for a while.
We went to the
Give me everything.
stop
We went to the
I can not
Olla ... "
And Finally…
Google Translate Sings?:
Zastin's Song: Never Split A Group Vote(Parody of Emerald Rose's "Never Split The Party")
Original Lyrics: "Our team had just lost the last challenge, a mighty sorry lot,
Plus our team leader had been actin' like a sot.
We headed towards the fire, our future looking bleak,
'Cause we had to vote off one of us to end our losing streeeeaaak…
So a weakling and a meathead were both in line to leave.
Two of us would vote for Joy, while the other two chose Steve,
And that is when it happened, Froth scribbled down a name,
But he had aligned with Steve and Joy to vote our leader off the game…
Don't you know? You never split a group vote!
Otherwise Po'ino will surely end upon a low note.
Keep your plans a secret and try not to cause a fright,
And you never let a Tiki out of sight…"
"After elimination, when we headed to our base,
We noticed that Froth had some confusion in his face.
We asked why he voted our team leader off the game,
And he replied that he had thought that votes meant you could stay…
Joy sighed and gave a facepalm, Steve let out a laugh.
Diana grabbed Froth by the neck and swore she'd kick his ass.
Meanwhile me and my ally began to walk around the lake,
We couldn't rest so we stayed up and pondered our mistake…
Don't you know? You never split a group vote!
Otherwise Po'ino will surely end upon a low note.
Keep your plans a secret and try not to cause a fright,
And you never let a Tiki out of sight…"
"We went to our next challenge, and of course it's physical…
And since our team had no leader, Steve was left all on his own…
And then Chris gave a new twist, though why we didn't know,
But Steve received immunity while we were sent to Po'ino…"
"Our alliance had a council where apologies were said,
We swore an oath we'd keep the votes together like they're wed!
And so we all voted for Joy, but she had something in the gloom,
She pulled out a Tiki and we knew that we were doomed…
Don't you know? You never split a group vote!
Otherwise Po'ino will surely end upon a low note.
Keep your plans a secret and try not to cause a fright,
And you never let a Tiki out of siiiiight
Don't you know? You never split a group vote!
Otherwise Po'ino will surely end upon a low note.
Keep your plans a secret and try not to cause a fright,
And you never let a Tiki,
You never let a Tiki,
You ne-ver let-a Ti-ki out-of-siiiiiiight!"
Translated Lyrics: "There is no threat
We are up to the highest level in today's world
our way when we go
Why is my partner ...
Second Amendment
Choose two people, but it's Steve.
When he was born, his name was written.
But Steve Steve tried the best ...
I do not know if it worked
Bono, during the session
The confidence values,
It is not displayed.
"When we left,
We believe this is an error Frovem
If the list is to choose the minimum, we ask
He believes that it is necessary to answer aloud ...
I meet bribes
Diana and drive head Preparation
At the same time, the sea, flows from his friends
sins can not seem to think so, we are quiet ...
I do not know if it worked
Bono, during the session
The confidence values,
It is not displayed.
"We have the financial and business planning. Concerns about us as a result of the recent implementation ...
Steve, our team having to leave ...
In some cases, we believe accept something new
Steve sent the campaign, we will win ...
"The meeting, do not hesitate.
I want to choose one!
Do not listen to all of you with joy, but in the dark. to
With this decision, and we believe that evil.
I do not know if it worked
Instead, it only accounts for a small amount of money.
The confidence values,
This is not a fool
I do not know if it worked
Instead, it only accounts for a small amount of money.
The confidence values,
.
Not me.
Site! "
"And that's the last of them!" Chris exclaims as the camera cuts back to his face. "Be sure to look out for more Total Drama Nui Kaua, Total Drama The Cursed Island, Total Drama Nialasach, and a few very special Crios Crath Promos we have planned for you in the future!"
Happy Everything Day!-Doobop