Pee Pee.
It took him quite some time, but Baldi finally located MC.
"MC and Weed Man are at the Blue Jean Amazon camp? Oh no, I don't think they have taken Sex Ed."
"No, they haven't haven't haven't haven't…"
Baldi wasn't sure how the Blue Jean Amazons were able to get their hands on them, but that didn't matter at the time.
"Head back to camp It's A Bully, I need to do this alone."
It's A Bully didn't feel like going back to the Amazons. They were to big to bully.
"Whatever you say teacher teacher teacher teacher…"
With that, he was alone. It was up to Baldi to get MC back from those Blue Jean Amazons.
"Don't worry Sayori, I won't fail you!"
Baldi knew what he had to do. He pulled out his ruler, fixed his hat, and slapped at Baldi speeds. With each slap, he rocketed forward.
In only 2 minutes, he had made it to the Amazon camp. Most of the Amazons had recovered, and put their Blue Jeans back on. Needless to say, they were ready for another fight.
"You Amazons will not teach those boys Sex Ed!"
"Wha?! Who you ma-" *WHACK*
Baldi slapped the Amazon right in the face biatch! Sending that bitch flying away! The other big Amazon bitches came right at Baldi to sex sex him.
"No thank you Blue Jean Amazon females." *WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK*
Like mutha fuckin lightning, Baldi beat all dem bitches up! With all d-
With all of the Amazons taken… What?
With all of the Amazons taken care of? Baldi could finally track down MC.
"Oh wow! Sex is amazing! Sayori is going to be so happy when I tell her about all the sex we had!"
MC made this quite easy for Baldi. Though, now Baldi was quite concerned.
"Oh no! Sayori is… Where am I?"
Baldi suddenly looked around in complete confusion. He didn't know what to think of all the knocked out Amazons. Though, he wouldn't have long to think about them…
*Smash*
A large rock collided with the back of Baldis head. Completely unconscious, Baldi fell to the ground with a thump. The Amazons all got back up, quite confused.
"Why man attack us? Does he hate sex sex?"
"Maybe he want strongest Amazon?"
"He strong man, make go… Wait who threw rock at him?"
"Me!"
The Amazons looked, and saw the Largest Amazon standing outside of Sex Sex Cave™. She had Weed Man's unconscious body in her left hand. Don't worry, he sustained no injuries.
"He strong man! Strong man make strong babies! Fight till only three remain, then have four way!"
The Amazons all liked this idea. Though there was just one problem.
"We cant fight. She still sex sexing with other man."
Pointing to a sex sex tent, the sounds of sex could be heard. Also-
"You sure do love my white stuff! It's a good thing I have a lot!"
Ya that.
The Largest Amazon (Basically the leader) decided to check up on them. Though, not before doing one more thing.
"Start fight! Don't wait for her!"
The Amazons immediately started to fight. The leader went off to see MC. No man had ever lasted that long before. Weed Man sure as hell didn't.