Valkyrie frowned as she watched her husband turn the corner.

"Skulduggery?"

"Yes, dear?"

"Can I drive the Bentley."

"Absolutely not."

"Why not?"

"Because you will crash my car."

"Skulduggery."

"Yes?"

"How long have we been married?"

"Eighty years." He said, confused.

"So eighty years and you still don't trust me?"

"Yep."

A few hours later...

Valkyrie curled up against Skulduggery's form while they watched the News.

"Why can't I drive your car? It's a car. It's not important." She looked up at him and he looked down at her.

"What? The Bentley is not just a car, darling."

"But... Don't you love me?"

"Not when you're like this, I don't."

"Hmph. I love you when you're annoying me."

"That's because I'm me. And I'm amazing."

A few days later...

"LET ME DRIVE YOUR CAR!"

"Valkyrie I'm not getting into an argument with you about this." Skulduggery said calmly. "You're not driving her."

Valkyrie scowled and walked out. Skulduggery's head followed her. He chuckled quietly, pulled his hat low and fell into a meditating state.

A few seconds later...

Valkyrie crept around the house and walked into the lounge room where Skulduggery had fallen 'asleep'. She reached into his coat pocket, trying hard not to laugh, or make noise, or kiss him.

Her hand gripped his keys and then everything happened in a blur.

Skulduggery's hand gripped her wrist and turned her around. He stepped in between her legs and she tripped. He pulled on her arm and she twirled and fell down on her back, Skulduggery on top of her.

Skulduggery had activated his Facade and was now glaring at her with hard silver eyes that had a golden ring around the pupil. His hair was black and it covered the corner of his left eye. His skin was tan and his lips were pink and soft.

Valkyrie was most aghast, though, when she saw the piercing in his right eyebrow.

"What do you think you're doing?" He growled and she whimpered.

"I just wanted to drive the car," she whispered.

"And I said no." He replied harshly leaning down on her. He let his lips brush her ear, then he moved his head down and scraped his teeth along her neck.

"When I say no, I'm not kidding, dear." He whispered, his voice husky. "Maybe another couple hundred years I'll let you drive her, but right now I need you."

Valkyrie grinned. Ah, she was glad they gave him a full body facade.

I'm bored and sleep deprived. Don't judge. Just review.