Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight!

WE'RE BACK! Woot! :D

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"Oh My Carlisle!" Alice shouted from the living room. "EMMETT!"

"What?!" Emmett was standing right next to her.

"Are you REALLY going to host a tilt-a-whirl contest?" Alice was so excited she was doing back flips.

"Heck yes!"

Emmett and Alice began a happy dance to celebrate the happy time.

"Let's get everyone together in the backyard and began the game!" Alice danced away with jittery anticipation.

And thus the game begun, there were all slit into teams of two.

Edward and Bella

Esme and Carlisle

Emmett and Jasper

Rosalie and Alice

Everyone was fine for the first about…5 seconds until Bella got sick already. Edward had NO chance of winning because you and your partner had to stay in the game.

The game continued on without Edward and Bella. This contest could take a LONG time, mostly because none of them need to eat, sleep, or go to the potty.

"I'm bored!" Emmett complained from his sit with Jasper. "Jasper entertain me!"

"No, I'm in a meeting." Jasper said.

"A meeting! Can I come?!" He began to jump with excitement.

"No, it's only for emos. Sorry."

"I can be emo!" Emmett challenged.

"Fine, go for it." Jasper accepted.

Five long hours passed.

"I have to go cut myself in the bathroom." Jasper stood up from his seat and was about to step out, but Emmett jumped out before him.

"I'M MORE EMO THEN YOU SO I GOING TO GO CUT MYSELF BEFORE YOU! HA!" Emmett bolted away to the bathroom, followed by the one and only real emo, Jasper.

Two teams down.

Random amount of hours pass again.

"Oh No!" Carlisle shouted.

"What?! What, honey?" Esme tried to calm the frantic Carlisle.

"I didn't feed Princess!" Carlisle leaped out of the seat and was gone before anyone could point out the cat is a vampire it doesn't eat.

Three teams down.

"Hey Rose." Alice turned to her.

"What?"

"I think we just won. WHOOO!" Alice did another back flip.

"Yippy Skippy." Rosalie was VERY sarcastic.

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Author's Note: We're back! :D

My sister and I actually tried to have a tile-a-whirl marathon while we were on vacation, so we went on the ride a couple of times. The ride attendant kept falling asleep, it was kind of amusing, but whatever.

Oh yeah, the name Spedward is derived from the abbreviation 'sped' is used to mean Special Education. So pretty much, we are calling Edward stupid, but we love him still!