62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do.
Summary;
Coulson starts to make up rules as to the things that the Avengers are not allowed to do. 62 of them in fact.
This fic shall include all the Avengers and known S. H. I. E. L. D agents.
Loki is not in it.
Sorry about that.
Disclaimer;
GIMME AN 'IOWNTHEAVENGERS'!...*Silence*...Awww...=/
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Tony sighed as Fury paced in front of him and to reason with him. "Ok, I get that it was important...ish. But I really didn't think you'd have need of me durin-"
"It was a direct order, Stark." Fury growled, his coat whipping out behind hin as he turned on his heel. "To hell with what you thought, because you thought wrong. The Avengers were out on an official mission, and you decided you 'didn't want to'. You made your own decision, and since it was a stupid-ass decision, I've chosen to-"
"Look, Pepper said it was ok!" Tony shouted in defence, holding his palms up before crossing his arms over his chest.
Fury finally lost it.
Rule number 30: 'Pepper said it was okay' is not a good enough reason to defy a director order from Director Fury.
Me: ...I think it's a brilliant excuse.
Tony: Thank you. See? Listen to the tool.
Me:...I'm a tool now?
Tony: Do you get paid to give people entertainment?
Me: No.
Tony: Then yes, you are a tool.
Kai XxxXxxX
(Who-is-still sat in Waterstones.)