Ep. 25: Honey, Sky Is A Kid Part 1
Hey guys. A quick note here. Season 4 is now nearing its end now. I've had a lot of fun writing humorous stuff, but I'm kinda losing my patience, not writing 'Sky Legends: Herobrine's PayBack'. Now, I want to get into the more serious genre now. School may be starting for me, but personally, I don't really care about my education. I wish I could drop out and just start my commentary business, but then, I look back at the consequences if I do that. (Sighs)...don't have much of a choice but to not to do that. Anyway, there will be a few more chapters before the end. Enjoy!
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-AntVenom (AntVenom or Ant)
(Have you always reminiscence the times you had as a child? You had many advantages when you were young. You didn't need to go to school, you can stay home and sleep all you want, and eat practically anything to your heart's content. But as time passes, those advantages slowly slip away out of your life as you grew older. And sometimes, we wish we could just go back in time and relive the times as a child. In the early afternoon hours of the day, the tall grasses in the wilderness of Minecraftia flows freely and all seems tranquil and in control, until...).
-Voice: GET BACK HERE, YOU DOUCHEBAGS!
(In a grassy part of the plains, four figures are seen running across the landscape. Sky, Jerome, Bodil, and Bashur. They are currently running away from Deadlox, who they had just pranked. While the Minecrafter was taking a nap, the guys thought it would have been funny to write on his face while he slept. But the worst part of it? It was a permanent marker they were using, which they didn't know until now. They wrote profanity words, a tic-tac-toe game, and several drawings on Deadlox's face. When he woke up, they immediately took off. Now, Deadlox wasn't going to quit until he beats their faces in. He had chased them out of the city and now, he was chasing back into the city. At an intersection on the sidewalks, the Minecrafters split in pairs, Sky and Jerome taking off east while Bashur and Bodil took off west. Deadlox sees this, stops in his tracks, and looks both ways, wondering who to chase. Then, he decides to go after Sky and Jerome. Meanwhile, Sky and Jerome turn to the next block and run as fast as they could).
-Jerome: Dude! At second glance, this was a horrible prank!
-Sky: Yeah, but it was funny, wasn't it?
-Jerome: I don't think he's gonna give up anytime soon!
-Sky: If that's the case, we'll need to split up and confuse him. I'll keep running, you take off into that alley.
-Jerome: Got it!
(Jerome and Sky split up, the Bacca enters a long alley between two buildings. Sky turns another corner and keeps running. He quickly enters an unknown shop and hides behind a stack of inventory items. He peers from behind the merchandise to see if it's safe).
-Sky: Whew! That was close. Maybe once Deadlox has cooled down, I'll meet up with Jerome and the others and we can talk to him about this.
(Sky turns his attention towards the items behind him. Multiple types of potions are seen in potion stands, securely locked in place to prevent thefts from happening. The Minecrafter pads around the store, gazing at all the potion stands that stood on countertops and tables, some he recognizes while some he had never seen before).
-Sky: Wow. What is this place?
(Sky walks up to a table and sees a lone potion sitting alone on a table. He picks it up and looks intently at it. The liquid inside glows a bright blueish-green color).
-Sky: I wonder what this potion does...
-Voice: Don't touch that!
(The sudden voice makes Sky fall backwards. He yelps as the potion slips out of his hand. It flies across the room until it is caught by another hand. Coming into view is a man, dressed in a black outfit with gray markings on his dark-blue gloves and legs, a full goatee around his mouth, darkish-brown eyes, straight-cut hair, wearing a red cape with a creeper face, maroon shoes, and the same golden amulet that Sky wears. He walks over and looks down at Sky, who glances up at him from the floor).
-Sky: Whoa! Dude, you nearly gave me a heart attack. Who are you?
-Minecrafter: Name's AntVenom, or Ant for short. You're the first customer to have stumbled into my store.
-Sky: Yeah, by the way, what type of store is this?
-AntVenom: This is my anti-venom shop. I've traveled the world, making cure potions for incurable diseases. Now, I thought it was time to finally settled down and open my own shop. This city was perfect the moment I stepped into it. Not only because it has a large population of people, but I heard this is where Minecraftia's hero lives...Sky.
(Sky is not surprised that this guy knows about him. Pretty much everyone in and out the city knows about him. He quickly gets to his feet).
-Sky: You've heard about me?
-AntVenom: Dude, you're my idol. You've inspired me to be a hero as well, and that's by making cures to save peoples' lives. I even wear the same amulet that you have.
(Ant glances down at the ornament).
-AntVenom: However, it's custom-made, so it's not like yours.
-Sky: Wow, it looks exactly like mine in appearance, though. I like it.
-AntVenom: Thanks. So anyway, are you here to purchase complex and much researched potions?
-Sky: No, thank you. I just stumbled here because my friends and I prank one of my other friends and he got really pissed. Like, so pissed, he's pissed just for being pissed!
-AntVenom: Really? What do you do?
-Sky: We drew on his face while he was sleeping. But what we didn't realize was that it was a permanent marker. Now, he's gonna have to walk around and people will take one look at him and say 'You got a little something on your face'.
-AntVenom: Well, actually, there are methods to getting rid of permanent marker on skin. Like rubbing alcohol, baby oil, even hand sanitizer.
-Sky: Really? Well, I'll have to explain that to him once he's calmed down. In the meantime, why don't you show me what kind of potions you got?
-AntVenom: Sure.
(Ant starts to lead Sky around the store, showing him the many types of potions on each shelf and countertop).
-AntVenom: These potions over here cured the deadly blockpox that ran rampant throughout the desert biomes of Minecraftia, ultimately making the disease extremely rare now. I keep a steady number of these potions 'cause you can never be too sure. And those potions over there cured the Block Fever that spread throughout the jungle biomes. The disease is extinct now, but I keep these potions, just to be safe.
-Sky: Wow. And you made all these cures by yourself?
-AntVenom: No. I had help from Setosorcerer. He makes the batch needed for the potions, he sends them to me, I added a few more ingredients to the batch, and make the potions. In return, I send him some new potions for him to test out.
-Sky: Wait...you guys don't test these potions on animals, do you?
-AntVenom: Of course not. We'll only test the potions on squids.
-Sky: That makes me feel a whole lot better.
(While walking around, Sky turns his attention on another lone potion on a countertop. It glows a bright golden color, which reminds Sky of butter).
-Sky: Whoa! What does this potion do?
(Ant turns around and sees the potion).
-AntVenom: Oh, don't touch that. That potion is still in the works, but it should be completed by tomorrow. I'm not exactly sure if it will work 'cause it's only the second potion that I made that's only for young children who have a high fever. The first one I made...had a rather awkward result.
-Sky: What happened?
-AntVenom: I...don't want to talk about it.
-Sky: You sure?
-AntVenom: Yeah. Anyway, I've gotta go take care of a few things in the back. Promise me that you won't drink that potion.
-Sky: Okay.
(Ant hurries over to the back door of the shop. Sky waits patiently for Ant's return, but can't turn his attention away from the potion. He couldn't stand not looking at it, the glowing yellowish color beckoned him to drink it. Though his curiosity is peeked, Sky heeded Ant's words and tries to ignore it by turning his back. Moments later, he can't take it and quickly snatches the potion up).
-Sky: I can't ignore you. You remind me of butter too much. Maybe if I drink this in one gulp, I'll be fine. Besides, I have a very strong immune system. Whatever happen to me, I'll be fine.
(Sky screws the cork off and rapidly starts gulping down the potion. He swallows the last of the potion and takes a deep breathe).
-Sky: That was good. Tasted a little salty, though, but it was awesome.
(Suddenly, a faint glow starts to appear over Sky's body. The Minecrafter looks over as the glow gets brighter on his limbs and body).
-Sky...I regret nothing.
(10 minutes later...).
(Ant appears out of the back door).
-AntVenom: Okay, I got the stuff take care of. So, do you want...to...continue?
(The researcher looks down and sees a mini-version of Sky looking at him, but looking much, much younger. The potion had changed him into a 6 year-old! The toddler looks up at Ant with a big smile on his face).
-AntVenom: Oh boy. This is really starting to reminisce the first situation.
(Meanwhile, through the city, Jerome is seen pacing feverishly on the sidewalks, waiting for Bodil and Bashur to meet up with him. At last, the Minecrafters show up by a block. Bashur is currently listening to heavy dubstep on his iBlock, earphones cancelled out any other annoying noise. Jerome walks up to them).
-Jerome: Thank god we lost Deadlox. I thought he got to you two.
-Bodil: We manage to lose him at a music store not too far from here. Bash here brought nearly $1200 worth of dubstep music for his iBlock. Anyway, where's Sky?
-Jerome: He's on the other side from where we are. Let's go meet up with him.
(Jerome and the others make their way back over to the other side. However, when they get there, Jerome spots Ant leaving the store, with Sky in one of his arms. The Bacca recognizes the kid as his friend. He get furious and runs after the Minecrafter, Bodil and Bash follow him. Ant looks over and can onto freeze as Jerome and the others confront him).
-Jerome: Who are you, and what the heck did you do to Sky!?
-Bodil: Why is he a little kid?
(Bash, on the other hand, isn't paying attention and is only listening to the beats of the current dubstep song. Bodil tries to get his attention).
-Bodil: Bash...
(Bashur doesn't respond).
-Bodil: Bash!
(Bashur still doesn't respond).
-Bodil: BASHUR!
(When the melon doesn't respond, Bodil does something drastic. He yanks the iBlock out of Bash's hands. Bash can only watch as the Bulgarian raises the volume to extremely high, making the melon man's head pound. He quickly yanks his earphones off, takes his device back, and shuts it off).
-Bashur: Dude, what the balls!? You could have made me deaf!
(Bash looks over and flinches in surprise when he sees young Sky).
-Bashur: Uh, how long were we gone?
-AntVenom: Look, you three, let me explain. My name is AntVenom, or Ant, and is this your friend?
-Jerome: Yes! He is our friend. What did you do to him?
-AntVenom: Look, this isn't my fault. Sky drank an incomplete potion when I told him not to and now, he's a helpless 6 year-old! Anyway, I was gonna bring him with me to Seto's house to get him back to normal, but seeing that you three could handle a child with no trouble at all, I'm trusting Sky's safety to you three.
(Ant gently gives Jerome kid Sky).
-Jerome: But, we don't know anything about raising a kid.
-AntVenom: Just watch him for the time being. I've got to get Seto to start gathering ingredients to change Sky back. It shouldn't take long. All that me and him need to do is gather enough essentials and by-products to create the potion. If our conclusion is correct, the medicine that we will create should revert Sky back to his normal status, thus curing him of his current situation.
-Jerome, Bodil, and Bashur:...
-AntVenom: Did you three catch anything of what I just said?
-Jerome: Uh, fork on the left?
(AntVenom faceplams himself).
-AntVenom: Oh my god...okay, let me put it in English. Seto and I are going to create a potion to change Sky back to his adult age. Got it?
-Bashur: Oh. Well, you could have just said that. Not some...Napoleon type of advanced English that no one could or can understand.
-AntVenom: Whatever! Look, just keep an eye on him and I'll get the cure as soon as possible. I'll be back!
(Ant quickly dashes off in the other direction, leaving a Bacca, a Bulgarian, and a humanoid melon with an small, fragile child. Bash looks over at Sky, who is still held in Jerome's arms).
-Bashur: Hey dude. How does it feel to me a little kid?
-Bodil: Bash, you do know that he can't talk, right?
-Jerome: Well, if we're gonna be watching him, we'd better take him somewhere kid-friendly.
-Bodil: How about we hang out at one of my parkour maps?
-Jerome: I said kid-friendly, not some-place-where-you-can-break-an-arm-or-leg-if-yo u're-not-careful type of place. How about your INN, Bashur?
-Bashur: I guess so...but why did we have to get sucked in this kiddie situation? If there are any faults around here, it's Sky.
(Bashur points at the toddler, who completely doesn't understand what is happening).
-Jerome: Look, we are always there for Sky when he needs us and now, it's time to repay him back. Besides, he would do the same thing for us.
-Bashur: He didn't do anything to repay me when I had that large dent in my car and I asked him to take it to the car body shop for me.
-Bodil: Bash, he just kicked the dent out and it turned out fine.
-Bashur: Yeah, but my suggestion was more decent than what he did. Anyway, should we tell Dawn that her husband is a kid now?
-Jerome: No! We cannot tell Dawn about this!
-Bashur: Why?
-Jerome: Dude, we pull pranks all the time! If she sees Sky as a child with us, she's gonna think that we did it as a sick joke and totally kick our butts.
-Bashur: Pfft! I'm not afraid of some girl kicking my butt!
-Jerome: The last time she beat you up, one of your tennis balls literally fell off! And for the past 2 weeks, you had to use Miraculous Grow in your coffee, just to get it back!
-Bashur: Oh...now that I think about it, I don't think we should tell Dawn.
-Voice: Tell me what?
(The guys gasp, recognizing the female voice as Dawn's. Quickly, Jerome and the guys turn around, Jerome hides young Sky behind his back, still held in his arms).
-Jerome: (nervously) Oh, he-hey Dawn.
-Dawn: Uh...are you guys okay? You all seem kinda...tense.
-Bashur: Tense? Who's tense? I'm not tense. Tense is just a word. Tense can mean ballsack.
(Dawn lowers an eyebrow in confusion).
-Bodil: Uh, what Bashur meant was that...we...just got back from one of my parkour maps and...we're just exhausted from all the jumping we did. I left these two in the dust
(As Bodil keeps talking, Jerome is so scared of Dawn finding out that he doesn't notice Sky slip out of his grasp. The toddler crawls away from the males, disappearing behind an alley).
-Bodil: And that's why Bashur here is acting a little more crazier than usual right now.
-Dawn:...Okay. Well, I'm just gonna...go now. I'll see if Sky made it home.
(Dawn turns around and pads away from the guys. Once she disappears, the guys breathe a sigh of relief).
-Bashur: Oh my god, that was close.
-Bodil: Too close. Anyway, let's get to the INN.
-Jerome: Alright.
(Immediately, Jerome notices that Sky isn't in his hands. He quickly moves his hands from his back).
-Bodil: Uh...where's Sky?
-Jerome: I don't know!
(The Minecrafters turn and look around frantically for the child).
-Bodil: Jerome, what the Nether!? You were holding him when Dawn showed up!
-Jerome: It wasn't my fault! I was so scared of Dawn finding out that he must slipped out of my hands and crawled away. We have to go after him!
-Bashur: How are we going to find a small child in a big city like GeoCity?
-Jerome: He couldn't have gone far! Come on!
(The Minecrafters take off, on a mission to find Sky before anyone else does. However, unknown to them, hiding right besides a building is Deadlox, his face messily written in black marker).
-Deadlox: Oh, you guys are so dead.