A/N: I'm so busy these days now that my semester 3 starts...can't be help...well, here it is, the new chapter...I feel so lazy right now...anyway, this chapter is a tribute to London's mayor visit to KL. I do love when he wants to take the public transportation of our country (I wish I could have see him, I wanted to hear more English accent). And guess what, it's December! Christmas month but no holidays for me! *sobs in corner* Why must life be like this? Christmas is everything! Though I can't celebrate it but I still want to be part of the Christmas spirit!

Warnings: Craziness, OCs...

Extra Notes: You can send your requests (PM) if you want but I'll be very slow with it. I have assignments, homeworks, driving lessons and many more...

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Kuala Lumpur and London:

Just the Two of Us

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Kuala Lumpur had met London a couple of times. A more proper lady than Malaysia, Kuala Lumpur had to admit. Even now despite some cultural clash and so on so on...she still could bring herself to dress up like a punk or whatever you call it.

When she's paying Kuala Lumpur a visit with her boss and England, she, of course, tried to look her best. Dirty blonde hair tied into a bun with a red ribbon matching with her white blouse and peace coloured skirt and vest. Over the years, her eye sight had worsen a little after all the years, eye glasses were used to help her.

"Hello again, Kuala Lumpur." she greeted.

Kuala Lumpur nodded in greeting. "You haven't change since London."

"You as well." London commented.

The two stared at each other for a little while until a certain pet peeve decides to ruin the moment.

"Ohoho KL, getting quite hot there aren't we?" Malacca teased, grinning from ear to ear.

And the faces of our dear capitals went totally red, yes, like the red, red rose and hibiscus, oh and like chili sauce.

"Go away Malacca. The last thing I need is you getting on my nerves." Kuala Lumpur glared at his sister, Malacca, who's currently in the mood for a little matchmaking. Of course, Malacca and matchmaking equals to chaos.

Malacca laughed haughtily. The young state slung an arm around her brother's shoulder and started dramatically "Wahai adikku (Oh my dear brother), this is the chance for you to shine like a true knight!"

"E-Excuse me!?" London spluttered, blushing madly.

Kuala Lumpur removes Malacca's arm from his shoulders and started walking away, dragging London away from Malacca's lil dramatic show. As Malaysia came out with annoy-sorry, wonderful boss of KL along with England and London's boss. Theys tumbled upon a scene where Malacca is in her own little world.

"Just take her hand while crouching on one knee and say-" Before Malacca could finished, Malaysia hurried over in lighting speed, grabbing Malacca and shuts her in one of the rooms available.

Hurrying back and putting on the innocent look she had always done to assure her guests. Damn Malacca, aren't you suppose to be one of the most obedient ones when guests are here?

"Let's be on our way, shall we?" Malaysia asked, smiling in a very innocent way.

...Tour?...

"So this is the Petronas Twin Towers or more commonly known here as KLCC."

London rolled her eyes. "You don't have to tell me that all over again. I'm not a first timer here."

Kuala Lumpur shrugged. "Wanna head inside?"

London gave an amused smirk. "Are you paying?"

"Kind of, yeah. Malaysia gave me some allowance for this despite some damages I've done some time ago." Kuala Lumpur said, heading inside with London following him.

...Two of us...

Dinner, of course, reserved just for the two of them. Even though Kuala Lumpur wanted to show London that he can cooked despite causing trouble most of the time.

"I wish I could cook for you but my good for not-sorry, thoughtful boss insists on this." Kuala Lumpur said, sitting across London in a fancy restaurant.

"It's fine." London said, drinking her tea.

Kuala Lumpur nodded, lost in his thoughts for a while. What if?

"Hey London, come with me."

"Pardon?"

Kuala Lumpur did not waste any more time as he stood up from his seat and grabs London by her wrist.

"What are you-"

"Just follow me. The others can finish up." Kuala Lumpur said, dragging London away.

Not far from them, Malacca resisted the urge to squeal or jump or do whatever she can use to express her...joy. After all, shipping new pairings! More joy! Also, too much reading novels...

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"Where are you taking me?"

Kuala Lumpur did not reply, instead he runs to nearest building which their rooftop is accessible. Once they arrived, he turns to look at the British capital beside him and smiled.

"We're here."

London pauses in catching her breath, lifting her head and fails to sustain the gasp coming from her mouth. The city of Kuala Lumpur, at night is...beautiful.

"How is it?" Kuala Lumpur asked, without looking at London.

"Beautiful..." London breathes out. Although Kuala Lumpur may had some bad sides below but right on this rooftop...the beauty of Kuala Lumpur is showing. The city lights and all.

Kuala Lumpur then points to something below. "Take a look at this."

London followed the younger capital's finger. Down there, people, not caring race or religion, laughing and dancing, enjoying each other's company. People walking around at night to learn more about the city's lifestyle during the night. Some are just trying to get back to their hotels.

The two capitals stood there, watching the nightlife of the people below as a gentle breeze blew past. If time would stop, London doesn't mind because watching the view with someone is really precious.

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A/N: Sorry if this didn't turn out well. I was so exhausted just coming home from college with a lot of things to do like my driving. Well, now that I passed my undang-undang test, time for me to relax a little. And no special segment, I do have something in mind for this chapter.

Presenting...

Teacher England and the Commonwealth Students!

I couldn't come up with a better title so just stick with it.

Today's lesson is...Gay, as in happy not the usual one that you known.

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In England's classroom where some of the Commonwealth nations are having their English classes with England himself. They maybe able to speak, write and read fluently but...to go beyond that. Anyway, let's skip the intro.

Male Malaysia raised his hand. "England, gay means happy, right?"

England blinked. "Yes, gay means happy while the other is...the usual one."

Male Malaysia nodded,looking at England with a proud grin on his face. Well, he may get murdered but...it's just for fun.

"So England, it maybe unusual for me to ask but..."

Everyone looked at Malaysia curiously, wanting to know what he wanted to ask. Singapore, Malaysia's brother, as well, is curious.

Male Malaysia lowered his head with a cheeky grin before lifting his head, facing England with a failed serious look. (A/N: If you saw the dots, scroll down slowly!)

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"England, are you gay (happy)?"

And the entire classroom burst into laughter. Some were holding onto each other to support themselves. Hong Kong, who rarely shows much emotions joined in, laughing with the others.

"T-The meaning haha! It switches back to the hahaha usual one when you asked someone that!" Hong Kong commented, trying to control his laughter.

England went totally red and Malaysia got a chalk nailed to his forehead the entire day. That doesn't mean the other Commonwealth nations can forget that joke.

"I was just asking whether he's happy or not." Malaysia said.

-THE END-

Extra Notes: This literally came from my classmate back in college last semester. He just suddenly asked this. The next thing we knew, he asked another guy sitting next to him that question. Literally, the whole class couldn't stop laughing at it.