MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Ok so I have had too much sugar...

Caarn:--- Lolz, I've got my GCSE's next year... dreading it of course! Lolz, I don't bribe mine exactly, just behave myself the week before they write them!! Then once I've had them I mess round until the end of the year!!

Pirate-Rose:--- Hi! Lolz, I like the song... even the turnip of doom! :o You do drama?! Me too!!! We mess around mostly though... and somehow we manage to complete a performance in less than one lesson and get good marks... hmm. AWWWWWWW poor baby Will!! .x.pats.x. ... good boy!! Thanks to meaghan we have loads of scrunches and elastics to play with! .x.Hear scared Whimper.x... lolz! It was a page!!! .x.Shakes hand.x. well done!

Twilight-la-fae:--- lolz, .x.Passes Jack tied up with string.x. Here you go!!

Goth Princess:--- Lolz. I hope your still a happy camper!

Captainjack:--- Lolz the time flies by when you get constant typing cramp...

Carrianne:--- Lolz, Lolz I think my favourite part of that chapter is the eunich song sang to Will! :o RED ALERT! WE HAVE A RUN AWAY WILL!!!

Zeldagr1436:--- Lolz I think Rk would drive him insane!

LadyGlory:--- Lolz... wait! Oi! .x.Waves plate and dish around.x. ... ... OOOOH WILL CLONE

Disclaimer: ... .x.Hear someone shake metal bars.x. ...Ahem... I do NOT own PotC... unfortunately... .x.Hear chain rattle.x. ... I also do not in any way own the mighty sexy character's who appear in it... .x.Hear cup bang against metal bars.x. ... Er... Ignore that... BUT! I DO own this story and plot... .x.Whimper and banging get louder.x. ....x.Looks round.x. ... And any Characters that appear in it who are not in PotC! ...... Rk Jess and Chris and Meaghan!!! .x.Whimper.x. ... WILL CLONE!!!! SHUT UP!!!!

Arguments, Bullring!, We didn't do it!

.x. Even Later That Night .x.

"Night Rach!"

"Night Rk, Jack, Jess and Chris!"

Jack and Chris were going to sleep on the sofas downstairs with Rk, Jess and me in the double bed with Will on the cabin bed.

Will had offered to help me clear up the mess in the kitchen (Rk and Jack had just finished a popcorn fight) as everyone else had ran upstairs when I mentioned tiding up.

I got down on my knees and started to pick up popcorn and Will got the dustpan and brush out.

We tided in silence for a few minutes but I couldn't hold it any longer

"Will?"

He looked up

"Yes"

"What's going on between you and Rk?"

He started sweeping stray bits of popcorn into the dustpan

"Nothing, we were just talking"

"Oh..."

I got up and emptied the popcorn out of my hand into the bin

"...What about then?"

"I...I can't tell you"

I got back on my knees

"Why?"

"Because I can't Rach"

I could tell he was getting annoyed...

But I persisted...

"Well, if some thing is wrong with Rk, I think I should know... we've been friends for years..."

Will emptied the pan, I decided to choose me words carefully

"...And I don't know why she would confine in you if it was so important"

He got back down on his knees

"I don't know either. But Rk trusts me enough to tell me"

I looked at Will and he looked away.

"I don't understand. She is my best friend why wouldn't she tell me?"

Will dropped the dustpan

"Well maybe you should ask her and get off my back!!!!"

I stood up and turned away to empty my hand.

"Rach...I"

"No Will... Your right... I should get off your back"

I headed out the room without looking at him and went upstairs and climbed into the double bed.

Well that proves it... Rk and Will are... together.

I turned to see Rk sleeping next to me

But Rk knows I like Will, there's no way she would... would she?

.x. Next Morning .x.

.x. Rk's Pov .x.

I headed downstairs to get some breakfast... when I reached the bottom step I bumped into someone.

I looked up to see Will breathing heavy and mumbling

"Will?... Will?!... What's wron..."

"I'VE LOST HER!!!"

He grabbed my shoulders

"L-lost who?... Oh! Jess! Don't worry! She's always wondering off..."

"No! Not Jess!!"

"...She usually comes back after a day or two..."

"Rk!! It's not Jess!!!! It's..."

"...When she get hungry!"

"RK!!! LISTEN!!! IT'S NOT JESS!!!"

"Well you could have just said!!!"

"It's Rach! She's gone!!!"

"How can she be gone?!"

"She's not here!"

"No! This is her house Will! She is allowed to go out!!"

"But...I ... I yelled at her last night and I'm worried she's done something!"

I laughed

"What can she do?! Jump in the canal to drow..."

I ran and grabbed my phone and dialled Rach's mobile number

.x.RING RING...RING RING.x.

"She's not answering!!! We should go..."

"Giver her chance Will!!!"

".x.Hello?.x."

Will grabbed the phone off me

"Hey!"

"RACH?!... Where are you!!!"

".x.Going to the shop!.x."

"Why didn't you tell me?!"

".x.You were asleep!!!.x."

"Oh... I'm sorry about yelling at you last night"

".x.It's ok Will I know you didn't mean it.x."

"So we're still together?!"

".x.We were together?... I mean... never weren't together!.x."

"O ok!"

"...AHEM! My credit!!!"

"Oh Rk wants her...thing back... bye"

".x.Bye.x."

"Bye...bye...bye...by.."

"Will! She's hung up!!!"

I took my phone back off him

"Sooo... What did you two fight over?"

"You"

"Weeelll... nothing new there!"

.x. Rach's PoV .x.

I was now heading back to my house after I had been to get some milk from the local shop...

Will and Rk are together then... I should have known!

... But why would Will get so worried that I wasn't at the house?... Probably to make it look convincing that nothing's happening!... But...

I KNOW Rk and Will aren't like that!... Rk would never do anything to hurt me...Probably to Jess... but not me! And I'm sure Will isn't like that... He loved Liz for what?... 10 years?...

But she left him... and cheated... so he probably doesn't like women anymore...

PFFT! As if!!! O mi god listen to me! I am so fussing over nothing!!!

I walked up to the front door I put my hand on the handle when it was yanked open taking me with it

Will pulled me into a tight hug (A:N: Don't hate ladies! Lolz!)

"Don't EVER go out after I yell again! Ok?"

"Er... Ok"

Will let go and took my hand (A:N: .x.Ducks from stones launched at me from fan girls.x.) and let me into the front room and saw Chris and Jack lying head to foot on the one large sofa still asleep.

"Don't they look peaceful!"

Rk walked in

"Not for long!!"

She ran and started jumping up and down on them, with Jess joining in.

"OUCH LASS! ME KNEE!!!"

"RK!!! GEROFF!!!"

"Hey you guy's its Saturday"

Will and Chris looked at me blankly while Jack shoved Jess off his leg onto the floor

"What's Saturday got to do with anything?"

Chris asked rubbing his chest where Rk had landed on him

"Every Saturday Rk, Jess and me go up to Birmingham bullring shopping centre"

Chris still looked blank

"And?"

"And that means you two need to get up and dressed... and Chris your driving!"

"Awww man!"

They both got up and got ready when they were done we headed out to the car.

.x. 20 Minutes Later .x.

Bored...bored...bored...BORED!!!

We were in the car headed to Birmingham and I was squashed in the back with Jack who was next to Will by the left window... Jess was in the boot... on her own accord we didn't force her... this time...

Hmmm... so if Rk and Will aren't doing anything... that means that I can have some fun with Will! (A:N: .x.Prepares for stones to be tossed.x.)

"Jack? Will you swap places with me so I can 'talk' to Will?"

He had his eye's closed and head back... and looked as though he was asleep

"Jack?"

"Talk over me"

"But... you don't want me to be leaning over you to... .x.Raises eyebrows and smirks.x."

Jack looked confused then clicked

"OH! Oh..."

He elbowed Will

"Swap lad"

:::If you are good at visualising things then it will help with this bit... if not... ermm... work with me here!!!:::

Jack kneeled up and faced the back window, Will moved closer to Jacks knees. Jack placed one knee either side of Will's lap (A:N: Kind of like straddling but he isn't sitting on him) Will went to move to me but Jack's knee was blocking him

"Jack! Move your knee!"

"Can't lad! No room!"

Rk turned round from the passenger seat to look at them

"WHOA!!! THAT LOOKS LIKE WILL'S GIVIN JACK A BLOWJO..."

"EWWW RK!!"

"WELL IT DOES!!"

I looked out of the back window to see an older couple in the car behind opened mouthed and giving Will and Jack disgusted glares... there were obviously thinking what Rk was thinking...

"Rk tell that couple behind us that Will and Jack aren't doing what they think their doing!"

She stood on her seat and lent out the sunroof

"Hi!! Open your...OPEN YOUR WINDOW!!!! YEA THAT'S IT!! OK...Their um... THEIR JUST EXPERIMENTING... .x.Moves hands in rude positions.x.... EX-PERI-MENT- ING!!!"

The couple behind looked even more shocked

"RK!!!"

I pulled her back in

"Jack! Just put your leg there...then...NO!!!"

"I'M TRYIN LAD!!! KEEP YE SHIRT ON!!!"

Jack moved his knee but slipped and ended up sitting on Will's lap

"AYE AYE LADDY!!"

"JACK!!! MOVE!!!"

Will shoved Jack up and he hit his head off the roof... then slumped down on Will

I gasped

":O YOU KILLED JACK!!!"

Rk leaned round

":O YOU BASTARD!!!!" (A:N: Hence the pg-13)

"Chris! Pull over quick!!!"

We pulled over and got out of the car

"O mi god! O mi god!"

Will got out dragging Jack onto a bank of grass

A car pulled up behind us and the couple got out

The man walked over to Chris who was leaning over Jack

"Is he going to be ok?"

"Yea just give him some space"

The woman headed over and leaned up Will

"Well... I saw the way you shocked him... you must be a lot better than I thought... shame you bat for the other side..."

They got back in their car and left... Will turned bright red

I burst out laughing

"Look at Will's face!!!"

"Hmmmm... ouch"

Rk jumped up

"Oh! He's waking up!!!"

Jack sat up with the help of Rk

"Who ye be?!... who I be?... where am I?"

"Erm... guys... his memories gone!!!"

"O god! Do you think we should call and ambulance?!"

"Nah Rach I mean Will didn't shove him THAT hard... I hope"

Chris looked at Jack

"I think he needs some water"

Rk jumped up

"I'll go get some!"

Will stood up

"No need!! Rach and I will go get some!!"

I looked round

"But Will! I want to rest for a whilaaaaahhhhhh"

Will pulled me up and ran with me away from the car.

.x. Rk's PoV .x.

I watched as Will dragged Rach off to the 'shop'... yea...

Chris laughed

"Those two are keen"

"Nope just Will!"

I laughed

"Is Jess ok in that boot Rk?"

"I'll go check"

I walked over to the boot and opened it to see Jess lying on her back...dancing...

"OOO EEE OOO AAA AAA TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING...OH! HI RK!!!!"

I shut the boot and walked away

"She's fine"

.x. 20 Minutes Later .x.

"Your names... Ben!!"

Jack tilted his head

"Really?"

"Yea! Ben... Dover!!"

"Ben Dover?"

"Oh!! Your keen!!!" (A:N: don't get it?... say the name out loud)

"Rk! Stop confusing him!"

"I'm bored!!"

"Well Rach and Will are coming back... without the water..."

I laughed

"Course! The shops the other way!"

I got up to walk over to Rach when I tripped over Jack's leg... causing me to knock his head into the car door...

"OH SHIT!! JACK?!...BEN?!!"

Rach walked over to me

"Hey Rk! Jack still out?!"

"Er yea I pushed him... so! You two find the shop?"

I asked smugly

Rach stuttered

"Er... yea...well...it was... er... Will?"

Will opened his mouth

"Er... it...was...Closed!"

"Yes that's it! Closed!"

I put my hands on my hips

"U huh... so tell me... why is Will's shirt done up wrong, and you've got grass in your hair Rach?"

"I...er...we...well...I...fell?"

"Argh...did I fall asleep?"

Jack sat up looked at Will then Rach... then back to Will

"Oh!"

He laughed

"We didn't do anything!!!"

"Well ye didn' waste ye time lad did ye?!"

Will looked annoyed

"We didn't do anything!!!!!!"

"Yea... we believe ye mate!"

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Wa la!!! Ok sorry if this chapters a bit weird or confusing or just plain... abnormal... lolz but I wanted this chapter!!!!!!

Ok if you don't get the jack sitting on Will part... don't worry you're too innocent to know...

If you don't get the name thing... say it out loud...or just look at the letters or something... I don't know! Lolz

I love weird sounding names... Here are a few...

Jenna Taylor...I actually know some one called that

Theresa Green...

Hugh Janous...

Ivana Tinkle...

Iva Farted...

Iva Nuglybutt...

...Erm... that's it at the moment lolz... if you know any more tell me!!!!

Lolz buh bi

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