Okay Mister Moo you scared the crap out of me. I thought that Jadedfalcon decided to just watch or left. Good to know you changed your name. What happened to make you change it if you don't mind me asking? It's good to hear from you but I'm always waiting for a reply from Shockbox. I'm not going to lie; I've been waiting for her for some time now. You know, my poster wanted me to say this; we get our best ideas when we're half tired so we write them down. I forgot half of what we were talking about by the time we were done. I've been having fun switching between Dragonball Z and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the cartoon from the 90's. I found a bunch of people from Transformers in it. G1 I mean. I knew about Grimlock, Silverbolt and Tracks but the one I didn't know about was, get this, Townsend Coleman. He's Sentinel Prime in the new Transformers Animated. I don't want to know who he is cause I'll end up hating the character. Oh and other great news, the guy at work I've been having problems with, he's getting transferred. I've been doing the happy dance all day. So I'm going to celebrate by concentrating on Transformers for a while before I start writing my hardcore porn from Dragonball Z. This time there shall be no plot. Sorry, for the last few nights, I've been getting images of Cell drilling Freeza in many new ways. I really need to stop watching porn. I take back the happy dance; he phoned the Union and decided he didn't want to transfer. I'm never going to get rid of this fucker. But I have plans on making his life a living hell. And my poster is freakish. I finally found something that scares her. Furry and Yiffy. It really doesn't bother me but it freaks her out. So I have plans and she knows about them. She freaks me out I freak her out.

Samantha landed outside the Maximal base. There was a hole in the side of the base. It kept smoking so she knew it was fresh.

"What have you done now?"
Samantha went flying off to see where the enraged person had flown. She kept looking around the countryside but found nothing. A blast came to her left. She flew close to the area and was shot at. She dove into a bush. She came up and had a gun in her face.

"Whoa hold on Rumble it's me."

He turned away from her.

"How did you know it was me?"

Samantha stood up and dusted herself off.

"Rattrap would never point a gun at me. That and he wouldn't blow a hole into the side of his own base."

Rumble sneered then went back to blowing up the countryside. She got up and looked at him.

"Are you okay?"
"I'm just fucking peachy."

"Uh huh. What's making you this angry?"
Rumble wouldn't answer. He kept looking around and finding new targets to blow up. She looked down and seen that he recently had something shoved into him. She lifted her hand up to see if she could help and he grabbed her by the hair.

"Don't even think about it."

"Let go of me Rumble. If I don't try to repair you, you'll get infected."
"We don't infect like you organics."
"Oh that's nice Rumble. Remember when Megatron was hit by that rust or that hate plague that was happening and managed to get a few transformers?"

"That's just a formality. Those don't count."
"Whatever you say."

She rolled her eyes then tried to get him to sit down. He blew up a few more hills then leaned against the tree. Samantha helped him slide down.

"Okay now open your legs."
"Yer kidding right?"
"No I'm not. I have a repair kit with me at all times. I need to find out if I can be of any help or if you need a CR chamber."

Rumble looked the other direction then opened his legs. She examined him then got her kit out.

"It doesn't look too serious. Probably more mental trauma then anything."
"What exactly are you suggesting?"
"What did Rattrap see that made you come out?"
He looked at her. How did she know?

"Do you have the whole universe wired?"
"Almost. I'm still missing some parts but I'll get there soon. Now, what did he see?"

"A monkey."
"Optimus?"
"I hate you, you know that."
"I love you too. Why are you such an ass to me?"

He leaned forward and patted her head.

"Cause your like my sister. I really mean ya no harm. I just like bugging ya."
"That helps. Now hold still, this is going to feel weird."

She didn't rush her patchwork but did it in a faster action.

"So, he tried to get with Rattrap?"
"He wanted to fuck me."
"That's no surprise."
He looked at her again.

"What are you talking about?"
"You mean you didn't know? I thought you went through all of Rattrap's memories?"
"Not all, just most of them. He has a lot of stuff in here. Lots of hot women though."
"Did he bang any of them?"

"You'd be surprised how many."

Samantha stopped her work and raised an eyebrow to him.

"I know what Rattrap's like. I think I can guess how many he was with."

Rumble laughed at her but she found herself laughing with him.

"Why couldn't we be like this when we were younger?"

"We were both very stubborn."
"This is true."

She finished her work then sat next to him. He nudged her.

"So, is it true that both Spike and his son both went after you?"

"EW!"

Samantha started waving her hands making her fingers slap together.

"Why did you have to remind me of that?"

"So it's true."

"Yes you bastard."
She hit him in the arm. He rubbed it for a little while.

"If I'd of known dat, I would've kicked his ass."
"That's sweet Rumble but it's fine. I wasn't realizing it at the time."

"Frenzy did though, did he?"

"Yeah. He knew. I wasn't allowed to really be near them while I was on Cybertron."

"He was smart. Looking out for you."

"Yeah he was."

"Did you love him?"

"You asked me this before? You want to watch me squirm?"
"It just comforts me to know that my brother didn't die in vain. He was looking for someone who loved him back."

Samantha fell back onto the grass and covered her eyes. Rumble went and poked her tummy. She jolted then rested back down.

"I'm not trying to hurt you. I just wish that you two could have been married."

"What about you and Wheelie?"

"I would've married him. I'd let all of Cybertron know he was mine and if anyone dare touch him, I'd skin his ass."

Samantha could see the fire in Rumble's eyes. She started laughing. He kept poking at her.

"Stop that. It's not that funny."
"Yes it is it's cute. You love him so much."
"And I still do."

"Of course. I know nothing will change that."

"You're right. Not even death. I know I'll be with him again. Even if it takes millenniums."

"What are you talking about? He's in the Maximals base isn't he?"
He turned slowly and looked her in the eye. His cheeks went red again. She got closer to him.

"What's wrong Rumble?"

"He's not here anymore Samantha. He died in the battle with the Predicons."
"Oh my god Rumble I had no idea. I was coming to see the two of you. I didn't… when?"

"Not that long ago. Last night at some point. He gave it everything he had. His body couldn't take it."
"Was Dinobot in control or Wheelie?"
"Dinobot. Wheelie hated fighting. He hated seeing me do it. He only did it out of orders or for survival purposes."

Samantha got close and held him. He shook as he cried. Samantha held him tighter. He pulled her back and they kept lying on the ground.

"You need anything Rumble?"
"A good fucking?"

"I can't help you with that."

Rumble started laughing.

"Thanks Samantha. I needed that."

"You are some piece of work."

"I was kidding."
"I know. So am I."

They sat in silence for a few moments.

"So I guess it was all of the Preds that got him."
"I don't think I should talk about this?"

"Is it too painful?"
"Well yes. But it will hurt you more."
"How? I mean I loved Dinobot/Wheelie just as much as you did but I don't think it'll hit me that bad."
"It's not that. Samantha, Megatron killed him."

She stared at him in disbelief.

"That can't be true. Megatron liked Dinobot. Sure they fought a lot but that just meant that they were close."
"Are you sure about that?"

"Pretty sure."
Samantha sat and thought about it.

"How do you know he killed him? He just didn't over exhaust himself?"
"I can't be totally sure but from what I got from the surrounding area and from Rattrap's memories, I believe he did it."

"I'll have to talk to him about this. I still can't believe he'd do that."

"He didn't tell you?"
"He didn't tell me anything. But it all makes sense now."
"What are you talking about?"

"I caught a spark the other day. It kept banging itself against the glass. I didn't know whom it belonged to. I thought it was Rampage."

"You have his spark? Where is it now?"
"In my computer room I was going to talk to it later today."
"Can I come with you? I need to see him again."

"I can't let you Rumble. You're back inside Rattrap, they'll shoot at you."

"I don't care! I want him back!"

"I can understand that. But I can't take you with me. Another separation attempt could kill you."
"Then I'll be back with Wheelie. I'd rather be there right now with him."

"I'm not going to kill you."

He picked her up and slammed her into the tree. She knew he wouldn't hurt her yet his grip was tight.

"I know how much you loved him Rumble, but my hands are tied."
"No their not. Not yet anyway."
"What are you planning?"

"A little prank on your lover. Letting him feel what I feel."
"It's still Megatron. You'd do that to one of your own?"

"If he messes with my mate, yes, I'd kill him if he got in my way."
"Are you going to?"

Rumble's eyes had changed from rage back to calm.

"No. I couldn't no matter much he pissed me off. I had my happiness taken from me. I'm not going to take it away from you, even if you don't deserve it."
"I said I was sorry for what happened to Frenzy. If I could change that, I would have. But it's too late now."
"Just like it's too late for me to save Wheelie."
"Not necessarily."

"What are you talking about?"
"I'm saying that maybe I can get him back to you. I have his spark so maybe I could reconstruct his body."
"You think you could do that?"

"Given enough time and resources yes. I helped repair most of you guys after the fighting. I'm pretty sure I could build an entire body."
He let her go. She stepped down and dusted herself off.

"Are you still going to hold me for ransom?"

"There's no reason to now. If you can bring him back to me."

"I'll try to, really I will. You need to let Rattrap take over the body again. It may be years before you can take control."
"That's good, then you should be done building him."

"Fine then. What body do you want? Dinobot's body or Wheelie's?"
"I'd love to have Wheelie's body back, but Dinobot is this new one, it has to be his body."
"Okay. I can do that. Just go back to the Maximal base and try to get back to normal."
"I'll kill that monkey first."
"I'm sure Rattrap now knows what kind of man he is and wont allow himself to be put in a position like that again. Just do me a favor, next time he feels the need to masturbate hard, try to get him to show a little more self control."
Rumble started laughing.

"Oh come on Samantha, didn't Wheelie ever tell you? I like it rough."

Samantha stuck the tip of her tongue out before laughing. Rumble pulled her into his arms and held her.

"I'm sorry for frightening you like that."
"You didn't frighten me. You can't scare me."
"Oh yeah?"

He started to tickle her. She looked like she was convulsing while standing up.

"Stop it!"

"Then admit that I scare you."
"This isn't scary, this hurts."
He let go.

"I'm sorry."
Samantha faked that she was gasping for air then turned and knocked him over. She started to poke him and try to get him to laugh. He flipped her over and had her pinned to the ground.

"You know what I just realized?"
"What?"
"We handle death very well."
"Oh he says this now."
They both laughed and cried at the same time.

"At least we got it out of our systems fast."
Rumble got off of her and helped her up.

"So are you going to start soon?"
"Yep. I just need to go punish Megatron first. Not for killing Dinobot, I need to know if he did or not first, but for not telling me what was going on."

"How are you going to punish him?"
"How does Wheelie punish you?"
"Really rough sex or none at all."
"At least Wheelie and I thought on the same page."
"You're gonna fuck his brains out?"
"No, that would make him happy. I'm going to flaunt myself in front of him and let him know he isn't getting any of it. I may even let him think I found someone else."
"You're evil you know that."
Samantha gave a little smile then hugged Rumble again.

"You head back and try to be nice. Pretend to be Rattrap for a while then let him sleep. Do you need me to come with for protection?"
"I doubt you could protect me Samantha."
"I think I can. Optimus has shown fear to me once he seen me change in front of him."
"What does Megatron think?"
"He wants to fuck me in my real form."
"He's a sick man."
"I told him the same thing but he still wants to try it."
"Just don't crush him."

"I'll try not to if I let him get that far."

They made it back and looked down. The base had been gone over with repairs.

"Ya'll ready for this?"

"Okay, just because I danced with a girl ta dat song doesn't mean I like it."
"Sure Rumble sure."