Wolves and Waxing
Wolves and Waxing
Alexis had just arrived home from school and she was very tired she had a ton of homework plus she had to study for finals. She opened the back door of her car to get the many binders and papers she had to use. She gathered them up and shut the door with her hip and headed inside, but before she could even open the door she heard a furious growl. Alexis turned slowly around and saw the five yard wolves growling at her.
'Great, just what I need.' She sighed as she turned around very slowly to face the scary wolves.
'Okay…I'll be ok if I stay perfectly still and they'll lose interest and leave me alone.' She thought in a slight panic as the wolves inched closer to her.
Alexis panicked and quickly opened the door and ran inside. Once she was safe inside she proceed to her room.
She flopped on her bed and began just zone out totally oblivious to her surroundings. After a couple of hours of just laying on her bed she actually got out and she made her way to the dinning room for dinner.
Once she entered she saw DethKlok sitting around the table.
"Hey guys." Said Alexis as she sat down and began to eat her food.
"Hey Alexis" coursed the guys
"Hey I was just wondering…why the hell do you guys have wolves on this property?"
"Wolves are metal." Said Nathan as if it was the simplest thing in the world.
"But their nasty, have they killed anyone?" asked Alexis a little worried
"Eh I think a couple." Answered Pickles
"Great I feel so safe." Said Alexis sarcastically
After Alexis finished she went to her room and looked out her room and saw the wolves roughly playing with each other. She looked at how thin they were and wondered if any one was feeding them. She suddenly felt pity for the poor things so she did what any girl who liked animals would do. She went to Jean Pierre and got a few slabs of meat. Alexis knew this was very stupid, so she decided to take a less stupid route and place the meat on the ground and wait a safe distance from them. After Alexis sat a good distance and heard the wolves howl and came running to the meat and they ate it down in five minutes. The wolves then sniffed the air and turned toward Alexis. They began to creep over growling none the less, Alexis knew to just keep calm. With their stomachs fill they most likely wouldn't attack her.
Alexis held her arm out for the wolves and they sniffed it after all five wolves sniffed her they began to lick and rub against her in affection manor.
Alexis smiled when they all crowded around her.
"Who's a good boy, who's a good boy?" said Alexis opting a baby voice
The wolves jumped and began to smother her with affection. Alexis began to laugh with so much life.
"Oh my Gods!" came Skwisgaar voice, he was alarmed because he was thinking the wolves were mauling her.
"Skwis…Skwisgaar…ha ha, I'm okay." Laughed Alexis as the wolves got off her and they turned and growled at Skwisgaar.
"Hey Skwisgaar." Said Alexis sheepishly
"Alexis whats de hells…Dey's are bitings yous." Said Skwisgaar alarmed.
"I was just having fun" laughed Alexis "They're very sweet, they're just misunderstood because they play so roughly."
"Yous is such an idiots sometimes, you should bes more carefuls de's could really hurts you." Said Skwisgaar
"I'm sure Amaterasu didn't mean it," Said Alexis as she pointed to one of the wolves.
"Amat-ray-su?" questioned Skwisgaar
"Yeah that's her name…That's Emi, Hastumomo, Arata, and Daisuke." Said Alexis pointing to each wolf, they all sat on their haunches when she said their name.
"Yeah…looks you ares bleedings!" said Skwisgaar shocked as he pointed to her bleeding forearm, were a thick stream of blood was flowing down like a river.
"Oh…it appears I am," Said Alexis as if it was no big deal looking at the blood on her arm, "Well anyway it's just a scratch."
"Alexis yous really a moron, Yous could gets seriouslys hurts, then you dies."
"Skwisgaar…" Started Alexis thinking he was over reacting just a tad
"Don'ts speaks, I don'ts want to hears it, comes I have to cleans yous ups," Said Skwisgaar sternly as he grasped her blood arm, coating his hand lightly in blood. Skwisgaar looked down at this and said
"You betters nots have de AIDS," Alexis just glared at him as he led her back to Mordhaus to their bathroom and sat her on the toilet and Skwisgaar then ordered her to remove her top which she did and sighed in an angry manor as he began to clean her up.
"I'm not a kid Skwisgaar…I can do it myself." Snapped Alexis her mood was not the greatest right now.
"Yous should have thoughts about that's befores you do something stupid."
"Oh shut up." Snapped Alexis pissed "OW! Careful that hurts!" as Skwisgaar washed off a particular scratch.
"Then stays still, and quits bitching." Snapped Skwisgaar
"I hate you." said Alexis with malice
"I knows, I knows." Said Skwisgaar with a little smile on his face.
After an hour of fighting against Skwisgaar deemed her clean and she stomped away.
'She's too independents' thought Skwisgaar as he heard her slam her door which made him jump a bit. Skwisgaar got up to warn the guys about Alexis. Skwisgaar made it to the lounge to see the guys on the couch watching TV.
"Alexis is on warpath tonights." Said Skwisgaar
"Why what did you do?" asked Pickles as he took a sip of her beer
"She plays with the wolves and she gets all scratched up, then throws a hissy fit whens I trys to helps her." Said Skwisgaar
"Oh." Said Nathan
"What an ungrateful bitch." Said Murderface
"Eh that how Alexis is." Said Toki
Everyone looked at Toki.
"What? She doesn't like being treated like a kids." Said Toki with a shrug
"Yeah well, maybe she's just to independent." Said Pickles with a shrug
The subject of Alexis was dropped as they guys decided go out and drink for the rest of the night and let an angry Alexis calm down.
The next day
It was breakfast time by the time Dethklok came home hung-over.
"Wow what happened to you guys last night?" smirked Alexis
The guys just sat down and cradled their heads in their arms.
"Alright I'll see you later." Said Alexis as she left for school.
School was like any other day same amount of work from her teachers her friends telling her that she and Dethklok should hook-up. On the way home Alexis noticed in the mirror that her eyebrows desperately need a wax and probably other places as well. She arrived home and quickly dropped off her stuff in her room before she drove to her salon. Alexis grabbed some money for the waxing and was about to head out before she was stopped by Dethklok.
"Where are ya goin?" asked Pickles
"Out." Said Alexis as she tried to get around them.
"Where toos?" asked Toki
"I'm going in for a wax." Said Alexis as she rolled her eyes in annoyance
"Wax?" questioned Murderface
"Yeah basically I'm getting hair ripped off." Said Alexis just wanting to get it done and over with. Alexis then looked at them
"You know you guys could use a wax yourself." Observed Alexis As she went on her way. They guys looked at each other and then yelled out
"ALEXIS!" as they raced after her to get a wax as well.
At the Salon
Alexis was sitting and waiting flipping threw a magazine while they waited to get called back. The guys were just getting their eyebrows done and none were really nervous, till Alexis opened her mouth.
"So guys is this your first wax?"
"You know it." Said Murderface
Alexis then started to giggle
"Oh man, are you in for a surprise." Said Alexis
"Whats you mean?" asked Skwisgaar suspiciously
"Well I'm just gonna say that it hurts like a bitch if your not used to it." Said Alexis as Skwisgaar's name was called
"All of these guys need their eyebrows thinned, Denise." Said Alexis with a smile as Skwisgaar was lead to a back room. Soon all of them were in a back room. Alexis had stripped down and was lying on the table. Soon searing hot wax was smeared on her pubic hairs. Alexis hated bikini waxes they hurt so much, she was also to have her face waxed along with her legs.
"You ready Alexis?" asked the women doing her waxing.
"As ready as I'll ever be." Said Alexis getting nervous with anticipation, she soon felt the wax paper quickly pulled from her groin.
"Mother of God!" Yelled Alexis
"AHHHHHHHH!" she heard Nathan scream from down the hall
"No please don't hurts me!" cried out Toki desperately
"Dear Gods!" Screamed Skwisgaar
"Mother Douche bags!" yelled Pickles
Nothing was heard from Murderfaces room, it was as if it didn't affect him. Alexis's bikini wax was finished and they were moving onto her legs after that her face was done. Alexis was the last one done and once she was finished she was a red as a tomato. She met the guys out in the lobby, all their faces were red, but that didn't stop them form pointing and laughing.
"God Alexis you look like some one exploded blood on your face." Laughed Pickles
"I did just get waxed you jackass and it's going to go way." Snapped Alexis
The guys just snickered
"Oh I'm going home…Oh and before I forget you all scream like little girls." Snapped Alexis again as she left for her car to go home.
The guys followed in suit to the murdercycle and they all drove off to Mordhaus.
It was now dinner time and Alexis and the guys were now eating another wonderful meal made by Jean Pierre. There was only one problem Nathan wasn't at dinner tonight.
"Hey Pickles where's Nathan?" asked Alexis feeling that the room had an empty feeling to it.
"Eh he said something about a date with some chick he met last night." Said Pickles
"Really…Wow that's something I didn't expect, I figured he liked be single." Said Alexis thoughtfully
"Yeah well that's Nathan you really don't expect things with him." Said Pickles
"Oh okay…I'm going to play DDR any one wanna verse me?" said Alexis as she left.
Toki and Skwisgaar eye's darted from side to side and quickly rushed after.
"Alexis waits ups!" Yelled Skwisgaar
"Yeah Alexis waits for us!" called out Toki
Alexis who was down the hall heard this smirked and waited for the two of them so they could play DDR.
A/N: Two adventures in one chapter go me - I hope the guys would react how they did if they got waxed. I myself have never gotten a bikini wax but I heard they hurt like crazy, because I have only gotten my eyebrows waxed. And please do guess who's going to make an appearance next and I'll give you a cookie. Lol
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