The Spicer Monologues

By: CrystallicSky

Disclaimer: I don't own Xiaolin Showdown or any of its characters, nor do I make any money off the writing of this.

Warnings: Language, sexual situations/implication, etc.

Notes: THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT- this story is part of a collab with Silvarbelle, in which she wrote as Chase Young and I wrote as Jack Spicer for an entire year of 'diary' entries. This project is already entirely finished on both of our ends. However, both on my deviantART account and my Fanfiction account, I am only posting this half of the story to roughly the midway point. This is because, for various reasons, Silvarbelle and I have decided to showcase the Diary Project exclusively on LiveJournal, at least in its completely finished form. See the A/N for more information.

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1/25/09-

I lied about making today more interesting.

I didn't sit on the couch or sleep all day like yesterday, but I didn't do anything exciting either.

Mostly, I just tried to outline my plan for the mechanical Wu project. I got a little further in my logic, and it might not take as much time as I originally figured it would (four to five years), but I'm still definitely going to need Chase on this one.

I'm getting better at dealing with the monks: I'm not ready to see what they would make happen to me if I just started taking all their Wu, because that never turned out well for me in the past, either.

I don't know, there's not much for this I can do without actually having the damn things to look off of and start working, so I'm just writing in this journal with my right hand and doodling in a random notebook with my left.

I'm not even quite sure what my left hand is doodling. Kinda looks like an elephant, but that toaster it seems to have for a face is making me wonder. I haven't had much contact with my right brain lately seeing as I've been trying to stick more with my left, so I'm thinking maybe it's gone insane from isolation.

Never mind, it's probably not important. Finnian looks a little dingy, though, now that I look at him. I should give him a bath; I might as well, seeing as I'm not really doing anything significant at the moment.

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A/N: Continuing on from the above notes, this story will only be available in its entirety on LiveJournal. The Spicer Monologues (this half) can be found at tech(UNDERSCORE)lord dot livejournal dot com. Chase Young's Diary (the counterpart to this half) can be found at dragon(UNDERSCORE)lordcy dot livejournal dot com. In order to be able to read, you must have or make a LiveJournal account, which is completely free to do, and friend both journals so that I may friend you back. This was a safety filter meant to keep it so that only people who want to read (AKA, those who won't flame or report the story because they don't like it) can read. After you friend the journals and are friended back, all of the entries from both Jack and Chase's diaries will be available to you.

Other than that, I have nothing to say but I hope you enjoyed the story! :D