HEY I'M BACK AND I'M SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT, BUT ENDING A SEMESTER FOR SCHOOL WILL DO THAT, ARE YOU READY FOR MORE?!

Chronicles of Demon Shepard

As soon as the word Torfan was shouted, both sides of the room Batarian and Alliance/CAT 6 alike turned around to face each other and immediately clashed in a frenzied brawl. Demon gave an approving nod as he climbed on top of the bar stool and body slammed in to a group of Batarians.

Demon punched a batarian so hard he went flying in to the drinks on the table. As Demon was enjoying his brawl, a batarian Ex-Slaver was about to slug Demon in the face, but before he could a Young Alliance Veteran grabbed the batarian's fist twisting it, then throwing him. Demon turned around to meet the person who assisted him.

"Thanks uh?"

The Alliance Vet, did an upper cut right behind Demon, saving him from another sneak attack.

"Nick! Who are you?!" (Kicks a charging Batarian in the groin while grabbing another one, slamming him on the wounded batarian.)

Demon grabbed a batarian by his armor, then slid him across the bar table.

"Demon! Nice to meet you Nick!"(Round House Kick on three Batarians)

Nick grabbed a Batarian by the shoulders, then proceeded to headbutt him multiple times.

"Demon?! I heard of you, the Demon of Fucking Torfan!" (Nick takes Demon's hand giving him a strong shake.)

Before the two could converse in this cluster fuck of brawls, a large Batarian approached the two with a circular table, on the hope of hitting the two. Demon and Nick looked at each other, both giving an approving nod, before both Nick and Demon punched the large Batarian causing him to fly across the room.

60 SECONDS LATER…

The room littered with batarians across the whole lounge, Nick and Demon stood by each other. Demon looked at Nick putting a hand on Nick's shoulder.

"Nick I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship, I like to give you a one and a time offer, and this is an offer you can't refuse."

Nick concentrated on Demon.

"Nick will you be my wingman?"

Nick gave out a hearty laugh.

"Is that even a question, Shit yeah!"

MEAN WHILE…

Citadel Wards/Demon's Apartment…

Both Ali and Jaera were naked on the bed, both bruised and exhausted, Jaera who was smoking with her eyes widened, with Ali whimpering under the cover. Jaera was the first to break the silence.

"Wow… That was… Yeah… I mean when we were fighting… I did not except this to happen."

Ali slowly uncovered her head and turned towards Jaera.

"Never speak of this again- Keelah… How did this happen?"

Jaera took another deep inhale, while turning to Ali.

"I don't know, but it was exhilarating when it happened no? …. What do you think Demon would say if he was here when it occurred… Hey where are you going?" Ali got up and left for the bathroom.

"To take a hot shower!" Said Ali blushing.

Jaera watched as Ali disappeared behind the bathroom door.

"…. Mind if I join you?"

"NO!"

Jaera leaned up against the door.

"Oh come on, are you still freaked about what just happened? There is nothing to be ashamed of."

Ali was getting frustrated and began to get angry with herself.

"I was going to kick your ass, not have sex with you, Keelah why did I even do that…. Why was I enjoying it too?!"

Jaera was moving her right hand from her hip to her butt cheeks.

"It wasn't that bad; if it makes you feel any better I thought you were great."

Ali glared at the door.

"You kissed me first! …. And the way you moved your tongue reminded me of… Damon….. But this was wrong. ;_; and…. It's fine if it's between Asari and-"

Ali stopped talking as she heard moaning from the other side of the door, a noise that not even the water could block out.

"Are you- Are you fucking Masturbating?!"

Jaera stopped in her track.

"Hey you started it."

Ali sat down, while going in to the fetal position.

"Well I'm ending it!"

Jaera knocked on the door.

"Come on Ali, I'm sweating out here, let me in please?"

Ali sighed while unlocking the door.

FIVE HOURS LATERS…

Feros/Normandy Docking tube.

Wow this place is Shot up, I hope the Normandy doesn't get hit, this place is falling apart.

The Ground Team which consisted of Demon, Tali, Ashley, Nick, Bethora, Zoey, Liara, Garrus, John, Jane, Wrex, and Finally Kaidan exited the Normandy's docking tube and made their way through the Hanger. Demon equipped his claymore Shotgun and proceeded carefully ahead of the squad, but before Demon could proceed to the next room he was stopped by an unarmed man.

"Ah you must be Commander Shepard, Fai Dan told us of your arrival."

I didn't fucking tell anyone of our arrival, Stealth Systems were engaged.

"Listen buddy I don't know who Fai Dan, neither do I give a rat's ass."

Demon went around the man, but was stopped by the same man again.

"Please I insist Commander up the stairs-"

A Geth Carnage shot zoomed in and blasted the man off the dock.

Conversation was getting boring anyways…

Demon Biotically grabbed a Geth Stalker and used for cover while firing several slugs into a Geth Destroyer.

"COMPANY!"

The Ground team sped around the corner weapons drawn giving Demon cover fire. Several minutes must have passed as the Geth kept pouring from the next room.

There is no end to these things! Fuck It Melee Time!

Demon summoned a red electric Broadsword and charged into the Horde of Geth. Demon Jumped in to the pile of Geth slicing many with the blade, while receiving plasma burns from their rifles. Demon was not finding it hard now to fight them shoulder to shoulder, he was unable to swing, or thrust his blade.

Damn it! I'm getting hit and these Fucks are barely taking the heat!

Demon had enough the blade dispersed and Demon's entire body lit in a bright Red aura. The Geth continued to fire their weapons at Demon, but this time it was absorbed in the aura surrounding Demon.

As the Energy surge was building up, Demon levitated off from the ground, the other crewmembers took notice, Jane even tried to call out Demon's name, but the name was unheard. Demon eyes were glowing red, a second later Demon let loose an energy wave destroying the Geth around him and sending a Red pulse out across a hundred mile radius. The wave pushed the crew off their feet's while Demon just collapsed on his knees.

Never tried that before.

The Crew approached Demon to check on him, Zoey approached Demon first offering a hand. Demon looked at Zoey's hand and accepted it, both of them smiling, but before Demon could say anything he could hear a monstrous shriek, coming from what sounded like through a wall, followed by multiple footsteps coming down the stairs.

Da Fuck was that?!

Coming down the stairs was a greyish creature, vomiting from the mouth. Demon's eyes widened.

"ZOMBIE!"

FLASH BACK…

Aucturus Station/Shepard's Residence/Demon's Room.

Ali and Demon were on the couch both eating popcorn while watching Galaxy of the Living Dead, the Citadel was swarming with Zombified Citadel citizens.

Both Demon and Ali were shaken from the gruesome scene they just witnessed with Zombie Krogan Devouring the Asari.

Ali jumped a bit.

"Damon this movie is scaring me- NO DON'T GO IN THE STORE!"

Fucking Hell they weren't lying when they said they poured Millions of Credits in to this.

"EW they're dead, Stupid Dead survivors."

Ali hugged Demon tightly burying her head on his shoulder, while she was doing this however, she saw two approaching figures [John and Jane, with Zombie make up on.] approach the couch slowly. Ali immediately screamed getting Demon's attention, who jumped from the scare.

Ali immediately shrieked the frightening words.

"ZOMBIES!"

Ali collapsed on the floor, while Demon grabbed her and hit the light switch. To Demon's surprise it was none other than Jane and John laughing from giving them both the frights.

"Holy shit Damon I can't believe you and Ali fell for Jane and I's prank."

Fucking Prank?! Hell NO!

Demon set Ali down on the Comfy couch Chair and immediately tackled John.

FLASH BACK OVER?

ZOMBIES OR MISUNDERSTOOD VOTERS? TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR THE CONFUSED YET NON DELAYED EPISODE OF CHRONICLES OF DEMON SHEPARD!

MORE UNANSWERED QUESTIONS AWAIT, HOW WILL DEMON ACT AROUND THESE CREATURES?!

WILL DEMON AND TALI GET IT ON?

WHEN WILL DEMON ENTER THE LIONESS DEN OF ASHLEY?

HOW IS ALI HANDILING THE UNEXPECTED YET MYSTERIOUS MOMENT WITH JAERA?

IS LIARA FINDING A SOLUTION TO ENTICE DEMON?

IS BETHORA REALLY INTERESTED IN DEMON?

IS ZOEY TRYING TO GET A THREESOME IN WITH ASHLEY AND DEMON?!

WHERE IS SPIKE?!