A/N: Ok guys, last chapter. Hope you like it.

Three years later:

"Ahhhhh, why did you do this?" Severus yelled while holding his stomach in pain.

"You said... you wanted to... do everything with me, why ...should this be different?"

"BECAUSE THIS ISN'T NORMAL?" he yelled through clinched teeth.

"Oh quit whining, the potion you took just lets you feel the pain that I feel."

"MEN AREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO GIVE BIRTH, IT...IS...NOT...NORMAL."

"Will you two quit bickering, this is supposed to be a happy time for both of you."

"One more word Potter and I will give you the potion she gave me." Severus snarled

"I didn't get her pregnant, this is your doing." Harry laughed

Just then a healer walked in, doing her best to hide her giggle. "How are you feeling Mrs. Snape, Mr. Snape?" she asked in a sweet voice

"I feel pressure, I think its almost time." Hermione panted out.

"Let me give you a check and see if your ready to push yet." the healer lifted up the blanket to feel her cervix. As soon as she pushed her fingers inside Hermione, Severus let out a yelp and lifted off the bed that was placed next to Hermione.

"What did you do that for Severus?" Hermione asked confused

"Because I could feel the examination she gave you."

"Oh shit" Hermione said looking shocked.

"Whats oh shit?" Severus asked in a panic.

"I think I made the potion to strong, your only supposed to feel the contractions." she replied

Severus, Harry and Ron all looked at her with shock.

"You mean he's going to fell everything?" Harry asked with wide eyes, leaving Hermione to nod.

"Bloody hell" Ron said as he leaned up against the wall, feeling bad for Severus for the first time in his life.

"YOU MEAN, I'M GOING TO FEEL THE PAIN OF THE BABY COMING OUT!!!!!" he asked in a panic stricken voice.

"I'm sorry Severus." she replied as she let out another howl in pain.

"Mrs. Snape, you are ready to start pushing." The healer said with a smile.

Two hours later, a small crowd had been drawn to the door of her room. One womanly scream and three manly screams could be heard throughout the hospital.

"Whats going on in there?" Mrs. Weasley asked a passing nurse.

"Apparently, the woman giving birth gave her husband a potion to make him feel the birth as well."

"You mean to tell me that Severus Snape feels like he's having a baby too?"

The nurse laughed, "Yes he is, I actually think it's a pretty good idea."

"Well why are Harry and Ron screaming?"

The nurse burst out in a fit of laughter, "Apparently Mrs. Snape is squeezing Harry's hand so hard its turning purple, and Mr. Snape some how got a hold of Ron, who is also being squeezed in pain."

The conversation was interrupted by a blood curdling scream, causing everyone to jump.

"BLOODY HELL SEVERUS, DON'T SCREAM LIKE THAT!! Ron's voice yelled "AND LET GO OF MY ARM, YOUR GOING TO RIP IT OFF!!"

Another scream could be heard, but this time from Hermione.

"Your almost there Mrs. Snape, one more push and the baby will be out." the healer encouraged

"Please Hermione, hurry up, My hand is killing me, Ron is flopping around like and air deprived gold fish and Severus is close to passing out, we men aren't made for this." Harry begged

Hermione took in a deep breath and pushed with all her might, finally delivering the little girl with black hair.

"Oh thank Merlin" Severus breathed out, releasing a horror stricken Ron as the potion wore off as soon as the baby was out.

Harry was also released, leaving his hand seriously bruised.

"You have a healthy baby girl!" the healer yelled. Severus rose from his bed and went to see his child.

"You did good Hermione." Severus said as he pushed her hair from her face. "I'm going to go tell everyone she fine and healthy."

Hermione nodded and controlled her giggles as Severus walked from the room, bow legged, followed by a limping Ron and a stiff handed Harry.

"You three looked better after killing Voldemort then you do now!" Molly laughed.

"I can assure you Molly, fighting Voldemort was more pleasant than what we just went through." Severus replied with a shudder.

"The baby is a girl and she is healthy, I'll let you know when you can see her." Severus announced before turning and walking back towards the room.

"Wait, whats her name?" Molly asked

"Samantha, Samantha Snape." he replied before walking into the door.

Hermione and Severus ended up having two more children in the following years, two boys, one named Severus the other was named Sirius. All three ended up with their fathers hair and their mothers eyes.

Harry,Ron and Sirius were dubbed god fathers for the children, poor Samantha didn't stand a chance, she grew up with having two younger, but protective brothers, a father and two godfathers with the reputation of being the one's who killed the most powerful dark Lord, and another godfather who was an ex convict from Azkaban. The boys around her where scared to even talk to her.

Harry and Ron married two nice girls and had children of their own, within two years of Samantha's birth. The year that all three of the Snape children, the Weasley children and Potter children, entered the halls of Hogwarts even being in different years, Dumbledore decided to retire to save his sanity.

Harry had a son and daughter, his son was sorted into Gryffindor, while his daughter was put in Slytherin. All three Snape children were put into Slytherin, while the three Weasley children were put in Gryffindor. Hogwarts was never the same again.

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