If you thought this story was dead, I have news for you. It's not. If it was dead, I'd have told you. My only discontinued stories are my Sonic the Hedgehog stories. NOT this one OR Path of Dreams. Why'd this unbold? Oh well.
This challenge is from Jagged Lightning. Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Grange, Neville Longbottom, Ginny, Luna Lovegood, and Draco Malfoy invade a Gathering. This ought to be fun.


Firestar cleared his throat. "Um, WE'RE GOING TO START!"

The Clan cats at the Gathering glared at him.

"Firestar, we just ended," Leopardstar whispered.

"Huh? No, we didn't, we just got here." Firestar seemed confused.

"I think you're having a memory loss problem," Blackstar growled.

"...CURSE YOU SPOTTEDPAW13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Firestar yowled.

"Don't curse me, it rebounds on you," Spottedpaw13 spat as a lightning bolt hit Firestar in the face.

"GAH!" Firestar growled.

"Oh my goodness," Ron Weasley gasped. "Look at all the kittens!"

"Look, it's a strange one!" Blackstar retorted.

"Look at all the kittens that speak English! They are so adorable!" Ron added.

Harry walked over to Onestar. "Are you an Animagus?"

"A what now?" Onestar raised an eyebrow that he didn't have.

"Are you an animagus?" Harry repeated.

"An animaple? What's that?" Leopardstar asked.

"Are you an ANIMAGUS?" Harry repeated himself once more.

"You're speaking too quickly." Blackstar rolled his eyes.

"Are. You. An. Animagus?" Harry Potter asked.

"I...don't think so..." Onestar shrugged with the collar bone he also does not have. Onestar is so amazing!

"I HEARD THAT!" Spottedpaw13 growled.

Woops. Onestar is NOT amazing.

Draco Malfoy walked over to Firestar. "What happened to you?"

"I got struck by lightning by her." Firestar pointed to Spottedpaw13.

"Stinks, doesn't it?" Draco asked.

"Aren't you supposed to be a villain?" Firestar asked. "One of those Death Eater people?"

Draco rolled his eyes. "Of course."

Luna sighed. "I think there are a few gollygots in here."

"What are those?" Neville asked.

"They make you think cats are speaking English," Luna replied grimly.

"...Oh, no," Neville gasped. "I have A GOLLYGOT!"

"I'm a Harry Potter fangirl in training!" Ginny exclaimed. "And I'm loathed so much that I only have one line."

"That you are," Spottedpaw13 agreed. "Go Luna!"

"Oh my, I believe I have a fan," Luna noticed.

"That you do," Firestar moaned before fainting of shock, which already should have happened.

"There are stalkers.....everywhere...." Dovepaw whispered to Ivypaw.

"I think you mean cosplayers," Ivypaw muttered.

"No. They're stalkers." Dovepaw confirmed.

Suddenly, Tigerstar and Cinderpaw appeared with laser guns.

"I WAS RIGHT! STALKERS!" Dovepaw screamed.


That was a bit....awkward. Nevertheless, quite interesting. There's a good reason I don't write Harry Potter. Hahahahehehe....Oh, you don't care.
Well that stinks. Stay tuned!