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"Here is your guitar," Matt snapped shoving the guitar in Shannon's face.
"You owe me five bucks Shannon; I had to pay to get it back," Jeff growled glaring at Shannon.
"Ok…wait, no, you made fun me, and made me clean Matt's house." Shannon complained "I am not paying you anything."
"Fine, I don't care if you don't pay me," Jeff sighed sitting down next to Shannon.
"Yeah, you do care, or you wouldn't have asked for the five bucks," Shannon whined.
"Shannon, just shut up please you are acting like an idiot," Jeff groaned.
"No I will not shut up, because I know I'm right." Shannon said stubbornly.
"Shannon, thirty minutes you say anything, and I will kick your a$$." Undertaker snapped glaring at Shannon, Shannon nodded as Beth and Sara snickered at him.
"It's pretty funny that you have to put him in a time out," CM Punk laughed.
"Yeah," Kane agreed.
"Oh well, that's the only way to get him to shut up," Undertaker insisted glancing at Shannon who looked like he desperately wanted to say something.
"Hey! While he isn't supposed to be talking, let's finish the list then start talking about each offence," Jeff grinned manically.
"Ok, yeah, I forgot about the list," Matt agreed smirking at Shannon.
"Yeah, let's start," Kane stated pulling out the list.
"The first thing, is the paint ball fight." Jeff smiled sticking his tongue out at Shannon.
"Ok, so why the hell did you want to shoot Matt's house with the paintballs?" Kane questioned as Shannon glanced at the Undertaker for approval.
"You can answer." Undertaker said with a nod.
"Because, Matt broke my perfume bottle that smells like Michelle." Shannon whined folding his arms and pouting.
"Do we even want to know how you got that?" Beth asked giving Shannon a strange look.
"Probably not," Jeff snickered.
"You're probably right," Sara said glancing at Undertaker for some reason.
"Plus I broke that bottle, not Matt," CM Punk pointed out.
"Oh well sorry Matt," Shannon sighed picking at the chipped polish on his nails.
"Yeah, plus you had to clean it even though we all shot his house," Kane laughed.
"You all shot my house?" Matt demanded glancing around the room at all the guilty faces.
"Yeah, but it was Shannon's idea, plus we hurt to bad to clean it," Undertaker insisted rubbing a welt on his arm.
"Ok well I really don't care," Matt smiled patting Jeff on the back.
"Plus, we can't rewind time," Jeff agreed.
"Ok what's the second thing?" Kane asked looking to Jeff.
"The next thing was him hitting on Sara," Jeff smirked looking at Sara for a reaction.
"WHAT? He was hitting on me?" Sara questioned looking around the room.
"Yeah I knocked him out for it …well I knocked him out twice for it," Undertaker smiled creepily looking at Shannon and flinching as though to hit him. Shannon covered his head.
"What was it that Shannon exactly said?" Sara asked turning to Undertaker.
"That you were hot, he wanted to have a threesome with you and me, asked if you had a sister," Undertaker said "Stuff like that."
"Well that's a little awkward yet a little flattering," Sara smiled looking at Shannon who was blushing.
"Well not as awkward as…" Shannon began before Jeff elbowed him really hard "Never mind"
"What?" Sara asked having seen Undertaker's reaction.
"Jeff woke up naked next to Andrew after a drunken night," Matt covered quickly.
"I'm sure," Sara said obviously not believing it because of Undertaker was glaring at Shannon.
"What? When did that happen?" Beth demanded glaring at Jeff.
"A very long time ago," Jeff insisted giving Matt the 'thanks bro' look.
"Shannon another half hour for talking," Undertaker stated glaring at Shannon who slinked back into the corner.
"So why was he hitting on me?" Sara asked changing the subject.
"Because, he is an idiot," Undertaker growled looking back at Sara.
"That's definitely true," CM Punk laughed, Shannon returned to pouting.
"He had no girlfriend at the time and you are attractive," Matt stated trying to lighten the mood.
"Thanks, I think," Sara said awkwardly.
"Of course, he was also groping Jeff," Kane laughed turning to Jeff.
"WHAT?" Jeff asked looking completely shocked.
"When he was 'reaching for the list'," Kane snickered as Jeff realized what Kane was talking about.
"That was pretty awkward," Jeff agreed looking at Shannon who was pouting in the corner.
"He's been waiting for an excuse for years," Matt joked patting Shannon on the back.
"I've seen the way he looks at you; it's too bad you're straight," Kane snickered hugging Jeff as Shannon flipped them off.
"Sorry Shanny, I don't swing for both teams, but if it makes you feel better if I were gay, I would definitely date you," Jeff stated trying to sound serious and poorly attempting to keep a straight face Beth rolled her eyes. "But, Glenn will always have my heart."
"Stop being so melodramatic Jeff." Beth groaned when Jeff put an arm around Kane.
"Shannon didn't get the joke last time but I think he does now because he isn't acting jealous," Jeff laughed hugging Beth; Shannon flipped him off "I already told you no Shannon."
"He's always had feelings for you bro," Matt joked "Remember the time he crawled into bed with you supposedly thinking you were someone else."
"Nah he said Jeff when he tried to kiss me," Jeff laughed secretly enjoying torturing Shannon.
"I never tried to kiss you," Shannon grumbled as Undertaker punched his shoulder. "OWW!"
"Shut up," Undertaker snapped while Shannon grabbed his arm and Kane was trying not to laugh.
"No, you didn't but you tried," Jeff laughed scooting away from Shannon.
"Ok," Kane said absently walking over to Shannon and yelling "WHATZ UP?" In his ear Shannon grabbed his head and looked like he was in a lot of pain. "Sorry but I couldn't resist."
"You're so mean to him," Sara laughed.
"Hey, I didn't give him the headache, I just took advantage of the situation," Kane insisted with a smile.
"At least he didn't try to kiss you," Jeff laughed as Shannon flipped them off yet again.
"He's in denial," Matt laughed "In his defense he was completely wasted."
"No, that was a different time, and I was drunk, but I was talking about the time when he was sober but hyper as all hell, he had like twenty-three energy drinks in like twelve hours," Jeff rambled.
"I think I remember that wasn't he trying to dance with Lucas?" Matt questioned "and he was redecorating my house and talked so fast that we couldn't understand him."
"Yeah, that time, than I went to bed at one, and it bugged him, so he was trying to get me up and for some reason when I ignored him he started pretending he was gay." Jeff laughed before pausing "at least I think he was pretending."
"Oh, that explains a lot," Beth snickered.
"All the gay things you've done suddenly all add up," Jeff snickered glancing at Shannon who looked ready to kill someone.
"Well, he does practically have a shrine dedicated to Michelle, so he must be Bi," Matt laughed.
"Yeah, I'm just glad he doesn't have a blow up doll of me," Jeff giggled, before getting a death glare from Shannon.
"I at least hope he doesn't," Beth said glancing at Shannon, Jeff wrote something on a piece of paper than showed it to Shannon, Shannon shook his head.
"Ok, good," Jeff smiled.
"What did that say?" Kane asked Jeff gave it to Kane who read it then passed it to CM Punk who gave it to Matt who gave it back to Jeff who put it in his pocket.
"What we aren't allowed to know what it said?" Sara demanded.
"Well, if I was going to let you guys know what it said I would have said it out loud, plus it's not that you can't know it just that we prefer you not to know," Jeff insisted hugging Beth.
"Yeah, we are just trying to protect you from Shannon's…Well Just Shannon." Undertaker stated obviously hiding something.
"Ok fine," Sara sighed.
"So are you guys leaving tonight or tomorrow?" Beth questioned.
"WE will probably go back to Matt's house get our stuff then leave," Undertaker stated.
"Wow it's already seven," CM Punk stated shocked at how much time they had wasted.
"Damn it is," Matt sighed.
"Damn, which means Shannon can finally talk," Undertaker sighed glancing at Shannon, "Shannon if you start a bitch fight with anyone I will punch you again."
"Hey guys have you seen Michael?" Triple H asked walking into the room.
"No why?" Shannon questioned.
"I think I lost him." Triple H said glancing around the room, before he spotted Sara and Beth "Hey ladies."
"Aren't you married?" Sara asked as Triple H sat next to her and hugged her.
"Damn your right," Triple H sighed scooting away, "Guess I had better go find Michael."
"Good idea." Undertaker snapped glaring at Triple H.
"Talk to you all later, by the way after Mr. McMahon announces, or I should say publicly fires Vicky your match is gunna start." Triple H explained.
"Ok bye," Kane said as Triple H left.
"I have an idea." Shannon said excitedly.
"This should be good." Jeff smiled jokingly staring at Shannon.
"Shut up and listen, Remember When DX Tossed Coachman into the wall and took over Raw." Shannon said "Why don't we toss regal out and take over Raw?"
"That actually sounds fun," Matt said pleasantly surprised.
"But, Shannon said it," CM Punk gasped looking shocked.
"Fuck you," Shannon growled as they headed for the ring.
"I'm in for taking over," Kane smiled.
"Me too," Everyone else agreed patting Shannon on the back as they passed.
"We get Mark out first right?" Shannon asked jumping around to get pumped up.
"Yep," Undertaker stated punching the air. Shannon music began to play so they practically shoved Shannon out, Matt's music hit next, than CM Punk, Jeff, Kane, and finally Undertaker.
The Match began and Undertaker was 'dominating' the match like they had planned, than everyone ganged up on him and drug him to the mound of dirt where they pretended to fight each other while Shannon took advantage and pushed Undertaker into the grave, and buried him just like they planned. Everyone faked being shocked and there was a mixture of boos and cheers from the crowd, they went backstage and waited for the crew to set up the casket match, Undertaker walked backstage covered in dirt.
"You look like you need a shower." CM Punk joked watching Undertaker brush himself off.
"Ya think?" Undertaker snapped sarcasticly, "Being buried has a tendency to get people dirty."
"We've got to continue our match see ya in a few Mark." Kane smiled following everyone back into the arena.
"Have fun." Undertaker smiled heading for the locker room.
When Shannon walked out he noticed HBK sitting in the front row eating popcorn, they all got back into the ring, the match started with Kane almost putting Shannon in the casket but CM Punk took a chair shot on Kane who turned around, and got another chair shot by CM Punk. Jeff and Matt started trying to get Kane into the casket, CM Punk drop kicked Kane who was still 'trying' to get up, CM Punk shoved Kane in the casket while the other three 'fought' each other, the ref rang the bell. This time they all stayed in the ring as the drug the casket out.
Next was the first blood match and Shannon saw Triple H sitting by HBK who he was distracting with something and stealing his popcorn. Shannon shook his head, as soon as the bell rang they all started to try to draw blood form Matt. Shannon pulled him out of the ring while CM Punk and Jeff 'fought'. Shannon threw Matt against the steel steps and Matt put his arm in front of him reflexively and cut it open. The ref saw it and rang the bell Matt walked backstage holding his arm.
While they waited for the cell to lower Shannon noticed HBK finally catching on to what Triple H was doing, but was sharing anyway. When the bell rang all hell broke loose they threw Shannon against the wall, which Shannon wasn't expecting, Jeff pretended to put up a fight even swantoned CM Punk. Shannon had gotten pretty beat up too but got a mooregasm on Jeff and pinned him, the cage lifted and Jeff left the ring.
Shannon and CM Punk both stared at each other, the Hell in a cell took more than they realized, even faking it. The last man standing match began with series of poorly thrown punches by both of them. CM Punk finally shoved Shannon down and almost went for the GTS but realized what he was doing and allowed Shannon to counter. Shannon got out of the ring picked up a chair and hit CM Punk with it and CM Punk pretended to be unconscious so Shannon won. Shannon's music began to play he celebrated in the ring, and he saw HBK & Triple H fighting over the popcorn, he rolled his eyes and went backstage.
"Congratulations how did you convince Mark to lose?" Michelle asked as Shannon passed her in the hallway.
"I didn't" Shannon insisted.
"So you want me to believe you won the match on your own?" Michelle questioned.
"Yes," Shannon stated firmly.
"Mark hates losing, and he didn't even put up a fight so you are full of it," Michelle laughed.
"Fine we rigged it," Shannon admitted.
"Good job anyways," Michelle smiled kissing him.
"I've gotta go get cleaned up talk to you later," Shannon said walking into the locker room. "Where's Mark"
"Shower trying to get dirt out of his hair" Sara said absently reading a magazine.
"Has he been in there the entire time?" Shannon asked.
"No, he got in before your last match." Sara smiled.
"Where did everyone else go?" Shannon asked suddenly realizing Kane and Sara were the only two in the room.
"To go get food" Kane grinned. "Nice match."
"Oh, that would explain it and thanks," Shannon smiled "and thanks for the compliment."
"Yea if that even needed explaining," Kane said "oh, wait it's Shannon we are talking about." Kane laughed Sara snickered quietly.
"Hey, Don't be a JackA$$," Shannon growled.
"Hey watch your language around my wife boy," Undertaker snapped coming out of the bathroom.
"Sorry," Shannon sighed.
"Boy, what did I tell you about saying sorry, you don't get where I am by saying sorry," Undertaker sighed.
"Yeah you get stupid a$$ stories lines," Kane laughed.
"Come on they were all stupid" Undertaker said trying to keep a straight face but cracking up.
"Yeah the only god one was when…oh wait there wasn't one," Kane joked as Matt, Jeff CM Punk, and Beth walked in.
"Back," Beth announced sitting next to Sara.
A/N: Damn it's been a while if you are still reading this congratz to you for sticking around if you just found this welcome to the nuthouse. As always reviews means updates. Flames welcome.